The Case Of The Misunderstood Cupcakes
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Pubblicato:11 Settembre 2012 9:18 am
Ultimo aggiornamento:1 Aprile 2013 11:37 am 47411 visite
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Ok, let’s keep this short and sweet,
The shower was a disaster. My cupcakes were a hit with a few of my friends and myself, but according to all the other bitches it was too disgusting.
Like give me a break! These chicks are bigger hoes than I am! But her fiancé liked them…ha!
The short of it…..she isn’t my friend anymore, wants nothing to do with me.
And so in remembrance of a talent I never had, not only are we mourning the death of a friendship but also my adventure into baking….
Life really is a bitch.
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Want To Try My Cupcake?
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Pubblicato:6 Settembre 2012 9:03 am
Ultimo aggiornamento:7 Dicembre 2012 10:05 am 44695 visite
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OK, go ahead, just say it. ….You can call me a bitch if you like. Maybe that’s what I am.
So the short of it is…
I have this friend since high school…..well she is not a great friend by any means of the word. We have had our issues…but because she is more than one tool short of a complete tool box I sort of let her words go in one ear and out the other. No sense arguing.
So the bitch….excuse my Italian, is getting married and of course she thinks she is the cat’s meow….and driving me crazy…She has invited me to her bridal shower where she has informed me that I am to bake the goods…no purchasing. Well anyone who half assed knows me will tell you I can cook but baking is not one of my strengths.
I informed her for the safety of her guests it would be in her best interest to have me purchase baked goods…..and then the vomit of her words began. I won’t repeat them but they were quite offensive. Again, I did not argue….I am a lady… (Sometimes)
So this is the plan. …
Refer to the blog picture. A good friend of mine found this photo on the net. What do these pretty little cupcakes looks like? They must be so sweet. Well, she is currently on her way over to my house and a reincarnation and recreation of these cupcakes will happen. It will be as though the universe was recreated with flour and icing sugar.
I will package them up for the shower on Sunday and will also send a pretty little box to her fiancé at his workplace…
How sweet am I?
Hello my name is bella and I like to bake x-rated cupcakes.
Did I ever tell about the tradition me and my mother had every year at Christmas? Cookies....Penis...use your imagination.
Anybody want to taste my cupcake?
bella
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Dreams Really Do Come True
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Pubblicato:7 Agosto 2012 8:52 am
Ultimo aggiornamento:8 Marzo 2013 5:34 pm 42362 visite
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First off, hello to all my friends. I am sorry for being so flaky, I am not consistant on this site as I once was. I suppose I need to put more effort into it.
The weather in my part of the world has been so hot! Perfect for me because anyone who is associated with me knows that summers I spend at the beach and winter is vacation time somewhere hot. I work and beach....Not bitch...ha!
Well, I am glad to report I am no longer a red head. Boy, did I miss my dark hair, well it's back and I feel like me. Whats that song??? I got to be me......put some melody behind it!
Well, it is common knowledge I used to stalk muscians in my youth. I am a little too old for that now but recently made a dream come true. We all know about my obsessions with Guns N Roses and Slash. Well, Slash was in Winnipeg a few weeks ago and I did what I have always dreamed of....unfortunatly sex did not occur. I saved my pennies and actually bought a VIP ticket and got all my goodies and did the meet and greet.....Well actually was lucky that a good friend of mine works at the venue he performed at and I got a little more than the meet and greet with others. Had some time alone with him in the afternoon and during soundcheck! He smells nice...
Well, my life is now complete, the hell with the husband and children most women want. I met Slash!! So badass and so hot!! I would have done him in a New York second!
Pictures of us together to follow..***sigh****
I am getting wet just thinking about it.....
Well, thats the update my friends...will be visiting your blogs....and responding to mail.
Luv u all
Rock N' F'N' Roll!
bella
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Had To Repeat It
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Pubblicato:14 Giugno 2012 2:59 pm
Ultimo aggiornamento:8 Marzo 2013 5:35 pm 44438 visite
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Ok, so nothing major in the bella department, just wanted to repeat a cute little poem someone told me today.
Dont know where it comes from, just thought it was sweet.
Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god
You dont multiply
love it.
have a good night all
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Discombobulated Post
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Pubblicato:15 Novembre 2011 9:40 am
Ultimo aggiornamento:16 Ottobre 2012 6:52 am 52407 visite
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Well, my last attempt to come back didn't go so well....life seems to be getting in the way.
This is my half assed attempt to come back somewhat.
The Bella Update.
I am currently a redhead. How long this will last is unknown but I like it and the men I am attracting I like also.
I have become somewhat of a guitar hero but with a real guitar. Believe it or not I cut off 4 finger nails and have started to rock out for real. Which leads me to the prequel to this. Went to a show out of my city with a friend and had a slight, short fling with someone well known who also plays guitar. Needless to say, we are not an item but he does call and provide transportation when semi near by.
My dogs are doing well
I answered 2 email messages here today.
I need to catch up.
Got a new laptop and need to load my photos on it. So for today Jessica Rabbit must do.
Kisses to my friends that are still here, to new friends, blog viewers and anyone that gives 2 cents about me.
C ya soon!
baci
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Miss Me?
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Pubblicato:28 Maggio 2011 7:49 am
Ultimo aggiornamento:3 Novembre 2011 7:27 pm 45869 visite
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Wow!
I have been away a long time......
Anybody miss me?
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Woe Is Me
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Pubblicato:16 Agosto 2009 7:15 pm
Ultimo aggiornamento:28 Gennaio 2015 5:12 am 61507 visite
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Oh, I am so bored. Bored I am. I have nothing to do, dont feel like doing anything and my brain isnt working.
Bored.....
Bored.....
How in the hell can I entertain myself. Ohhh woe is me.
La di da da......la la la olaaaaaaa....................
Sitting here picking my nose.....ohhh my little telephone please ring.....
Oh somebody, anybody come to the door....ring my bell.
Flick my bic
Light my fire.
I will leave it up to the spirits...
until then.....(more moaning)
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Snot Nosed Sex
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Pubblicato:9 Agosto 2009 7:23 pm
Ultimo aggiornamento:5 Luglio 2012 10:03 am 56906 visite
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Dear Diary,
I know the title to this post sounds disgusting but at least it is honest.
It seems as though my impending death due to my horrible cold (over exaggeration from a drama queen) was postponed this weekend due to unexpected events.
I was to stay in bed and drink plenty of fluids and recover from my illness with the help of hot milk and whiskey which is virtually impossible when you have 2 Pomeranian Devils running around the house barking, whimpering and fighting 24 hours a day. So I did my best to take care of my germs in private as I look like a complete bag of crap with my nose running and my red eyes.
Well, I did have sex. Snot nosed, runny, ugly disgusting sex. My partner had a cold as well and we went to it. I have a paranoia about cold sores and stuff so it was straight to the point, no lip contact in either direction....just sex.
Do you want to know what happened?
My nose cleared up, the red in my eyes is better and I feel new life has been pumped into me. Its been hours and hours and just now I am feeling sick again. Maybe more sex? Maybe my imagination? Maybe the whisky is making me loopy.
Just what the doctor ordered? I think not! But considering I went to University and I could have been a doctor if I would have pursued my education longer, I am giving all some advice.
Plain and simple....sex. I think its good for you. I think its good for me. Its even good for my little puppy brothers who hump each other constantly. Who am I to give advice against this ideal.
Dr. Bella says get off the computer and have some sex! If your alone...well get your rocks off by yourself! Lets just do it!
This message has been brought to you by a woman whos brain is made of marshmellows and ice cream (and part of her butt also)
Love,
Dr. Bella (md, mm (medical miracle)
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I Know I Smell
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Pubblicato:6 Agosto 2009 8:07 pm
Ultimo aggiornamento:5 Luglio 2012 10:04 am 55454 visite
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So I have to be honest. I have had a really bad day! I woke up this morning with my nose stuffed and my throat feeling as though I ate a bunch of rocks. First thought....shit, I have a cold! I get out of bed and my knee hurts from too much stairclimbing at the gym and my hip feels lousy also. Nothing a hot shower cant cure right?
I am sorry to say I am falling apart. And this has been going on since I turned 40 in June. Now dont tell me its all in my head and my imagination because its not. I have evidence to prove this.
1st piece of crucial evidence. Ever since I turned 40 I have started to get these extremly long eyebrow hairs growing longer than my nose. Its true! Everday I am trimming and then I am noticing little grey ones too!
2nd piece of evidence. My face....my forehead near my hairline on the left side. Yup, you saw it....a wrinkle! My first wrinkle! I called the laser clinic and have an appointment for botox on the spot next Thursday....I dont want wrinkles!
3rd piece of evidence. My vanity. Weeks ago I had perfume and cosmetics on it. Now I have vicks vaporub and rub A535. I stink I know I do and yet the smell of peppermint is strangly erotic to me these days.
Now how much more proof do I need? Do you want to smell my bedding?
So picture it....long eyebrow hair that is turning grey, smelly from ointments, wrinkled and 40. I swear if I see that number again I am going to gag.
From now on I am 39 and will remain there for the rest of time. A vow has been made....dont ask me my age...its 39 and holding!
Okay....I need rest....need to blow my nose without my dogs stealing my kleenex, need to turn off the phone and get into bed to watch tv.
Send me over some chicken soup and ice cream.....Helpppppp!!!
bella
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Vaffanculo Blog Installment
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Pubblicato:3 Agosto 2009 12:57 pm
Ultimo aggiornamento:2 Marzo 2012 9:25 am 50959 visite
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So it is time for another installment of the Vaffanculo blog. As those who know me have figured out, every now and then I like to tell people off who deserve it. Although over the years I have gotten quite mouthy I still like to let go of the anger (in a theraputic sense) in my own way, no holds barred.
So here it goes....another installment of the vaffanculo blog and please feel free to put in your 2 cents. Lets call it therapy for all.
-Vaffanculo to neighbor who keeps spraying my washed car with his sprinkler. May your car get shit on by many birds in the near future.
-Vaffanculo to my esthetician who ripped the skin off my pussycat when waxing me the other day. May you grow long hair on your large toes and not notice when wearing sandles.
-Vaffanculo to the cop who gave me a parking ticket for being in front of the fire hydrant. May you not get an erection time go around with the wife.
-Vaffanculo to my puppies for chewing up my Christian Dior sunglasses. No harm should come to my puppies...I love them too much!
-Vaffanculo to the guy who fixed my rollerblades. A wheel fell off the other night at the park. May your bike tire roll off in the opposite direction you are biking.
-Vaffanculo to the sales girl at the boutique who told me the bikini made my ass look big. May your ass get even bigger and drop down behind your knees.
-Vaffanculo to my friend Nick who keeps calling me in the middle of the night just to talk. May your insomnia disappear so I can get some sleep and you can stop being obnoxious.
-Vaffanculo to the guy in the apartments behind my place who keeps standing out on his balcony with binoculars everytime I am outside doing something in my shorts or bikini. May you fall off your balcony and remember the sound of my laugh.
And certainly not least.....
-Vaffanculo to the guy I met the other night. I was not interested and yet some friend I was with gave him my phone number. Stop calling me with the excuse you would like me to help you learn english. May you learn that North American women like me who shower and use deoderant. You smell like shit and your eyes are scarry....go away!
And that concludes my vaffanculo blog. Feel free to tell someone off.
bella_
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Large Pics and Stuffs
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Pubblicato:30 Luglio 2009 7:11 pm
Ultimo aggiornamento:19 Luglio 2011 2:08 pm 51156 visite
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So here I am, back again writing inconsistently....so whats new? It seems as though my entire life these past months is inconsistent in every sense of the word.
So first off I apologize to anyone reading my blog for the super large photos. I am a complete illiterate when it comes to computers, I read a post about resizing but still couldnt get the jist of what to do. So my only option is not to post pictures unless you dont mind me supersize. Any advice, easy advice please pass it along.
So in my little part of the world it is raining on and off all the time. In my more depressed, drug induced days I would pray for rain, sit under it and pray some more for tomorrow. These days I still love rain but I love sunshine and the heat even more. So tonight I am, kicking back, drinking some wine and relaxing with my little puppies.
No man you say? Well the firefighter is gone, too insecure for me but that doesnt mean I have become celebate. Since my last vacation I have been dating my chiropractor. Damn disc problems in my neck keeping me from doing abdominal exercises but not kegal with my chiropractor. I like him, he is calm, he is smart, he is handsome and he knows what I like! And I know what he likes...so we are all good for now.
Another update....I have a feeling one of my newer girlfriends that I met at a pole dancing event is interested in a little this and that with me. I have some girl experience but not a ton.....but I like her, she is cute, calm and smart....hmmmm, she has the same qualities as my chiropractor....she kissed me the other day...'nuff said...
So I am off and hope to be more regular and visit my peeps...like the new young language? ha!
bella
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Butt Licking and Licking Butts....but, but!!
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Pubblicato:14 Luglio 2009 1:31 pm
Ultimo aggiornamento:15 Novembre 2011 9:28 am 55870 visite
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So I have been very inconsistant on the site as of late. I apologize to all my friends for this. It all started with a disc problem in my neck. I finally got it adjusted and it healed and then I decided I needed a vacation. I know what your saying....dont I take enough vacations? The answer is no.
So I went away for 5 weeks with a friend (the firefighter) as he was to only stay 2 weeks. Well, we determined on this trip that we were not a great match. He went back home and I stayed. He had a problem with my mode of summer dressing, including my nudity. Well, I am in my 30's (ehhhm! no comments please) I am who I am and am not going to change for anyone. I enjoyed the rest of my vacation and actually met a man there, a local of sorts and we hit it off wonderfully. We had a lot of fun and a lot of sex...which I needed thank you very much!
Ok, so this is where it gets smelly. He kept asking me to do sexually things out of the box. Some of them were fine. I answered the door naked when we had room service come up. I had sex in front of unsuspecting people. I let a man touch me just so he could watch...it was all good and in good fun. But when we were together alone he wanted me to lick his behind. Okay, I have to admit, I am free and open but that does not turn me on and it became a source of contention between us. I just dont like it.
So here it is.....a request I could not fulfill because I just cant get into that.
So here is a little informal questionaire.
Do you guys like your butt holes licked?
Do you girls do it? Do you like it?
inquiring minds want to know.
I will try to get to my emails and visit my friends soon...just dont talk to me about assholes!
bella
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Fill Me Up.....In
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Pubblicato:28 Giugno 2009 9:19 am
Ultimo aggiornamento:4 Settembre 2012 5:53 pm 50589 visite
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Oh, I have been a very bad girl. Mia again, or maybe Pow this time...
All I know is that I have missed my friends. Okay, so tell me....what have I missed?
Update me and I will update you too.
For now, I am off to put my bikini on and spend the day the best way I can....
Chow for now,
bella
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