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The Case Of The Misunderstood Cupcakes  

rm_bella_ 54F
3313 posts
9/11/2012 9:18 am
The Case Of The Misunderstood Cupcakes

Ok, let’s keep this short and sweet,

The shower was a disaster. My cupcakes were a hit with a few of my friends and myself, but according to all the other bitches it was too disgusting.

Like give me a break! These chicks are bigger hoes than I am! But her fiancé liked them…ha!

The short of it…..she isn’t my friend anymore, wants nothing to do with me.

And so in remembrance of a talent I never had, not only are we mourning the death of a friendship but also my adventure into baking….

Life really is a bitch.


JustHere2Cam 56M
14229 posts
9/11/2012 10:35 am

Wow. First, it's, "No, you can't buy them! You have to bake them!" Then it's, "What is this shit?" Good luck to the fiance... he's gonna need all the help he can get to put up with that ungrateful bitch.

What's the betting line on how many years they stay together? Whatever it is, I'll take the "under".


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miklox4 58M
2043 posts
9/11/2012 11:01 am

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Im willing to bet that she was never your friend in the 1st place.I could be wrong but who lets a cupcake decide the friendships fatality?

A true friend walks in the room when everyone else walks out.


blondegirlis 56F
4497 posts
9/11/2012 11:37 am

OMG...over cupcakes?! If it was a bridal shower with young women whats the big deal...no sense of humour is my guess.
Obviously she wasnt a true friend to begin with.
So guess you're not expecting a wedding invitation huh? lol.


DoctorBooty 43M
6426 posts
9/11/2012 12:20 pm

Id just tell her to go fuck herself


firenrockets 61F
518 posts
9/11/2012 2:56 pm

Hell if i had those cup cakes at a bridal shower ,we would be howling and enjoying every one of those body parts till there were none left..lol
Yup that ex friend of yours has no sense of humour !!!


rm_Raquehard1 54M
1734 posts
9/11/2012 5:02 pm

I am sure your ass cheeks are nice and ready for her to kiss... good for you


rm_bella_ 54F
4029 posts
9/12/2012 8:16 am

My cupcakes actually tasted fabulous, they looked like vaginas, just a little beat up compared to the picture. The fact they were vaginas bothered her.


scopritutto 51M
9 posts
9/12/2012 10:55 am

haha


RocketMan_Len 59M

9/13/2012 2:00 pm

I'm going to agree with everyone else here - friends like that, you are better off without.

I'd have your cupcakes any day of the week... and TWICE on Sunday.


danteszippo 59M

9/14/2012 2:14 am

you crack me up, pussy cupcakes. how is that not hilarious? maybe you should have made some tight ass cupcakes for the prudes.


danteszippo 59M

9/14/2012 2:15 am

oh btw I'd devour your cupcake anytime, even bring my own frosting.


hideeho 61M

9/15/2012 8:01 am

One thing people don't know about the "Boy" is that with the extreme levels of yeastiness in him, he suffered from chronic flatulence for years and let no one in on how much he suffered.


rm_bella_ 54F
4029 posts
9/16/2012 10:10 am

    Quoting hideeho:
    One thing people don't know about the "Boy" is that with the extreme levels of yeastiness in him, he suffered from chronic flatulence for years and let no one in on how much he suffered.
now that is funny!


NickRules999 46M
9458 posts
9/16/2012 3:50 pm

I have a better sense of humor about this kind of stuff. So does my wife.

Come into my realm! You aren't afraid...are you?


rm_Terry44T 55M
64 posts
3/13/2013 6:44 am

I would luv to learn how to make these, you are what you eat lol


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