It's Sunday Morning Y'all
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Posted:Jan 27, 2019 4:58 am
Last Updated:Sep 21, 2019 1:55 pm
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It must be sunday morning
or else why do you lay your love on me so strong
it must be sunday morning, baby
else why do you lay your love on me so strong
it's been a long time, baby
since this old body's been turned on
Whatever you're doing, baby
take your time and do it right
whatever... whatever you're doing, woman
take your time and do it right
and when it gets to feelin' real good to ya, baby
i want you to squeeze and hold on tight
Sunday morning love
that's the kind of love i really need
sunday morning love
that's the kind of love that i need
aaahhhh you're always so easy, baby
and you know just how to keep me pleased
(i'd like to hear you sing
about my early morning love)
Could i be dreamin'
are you just the one i been looking for
lord, i must be dreamin'
you're just the one i been lookin' for
listen, i wanna tell you just how much i love you
i want you to know just how sweet you are
Listen, sunday morning, sunday morning love
that's the kinda of love i need
sunday morning love
that's the kind that i need
aaahhhh you're always so easy, baby
and you know just how to keep me pleased
Oh lord... my lord
Though she's usually good for Sunday love, one can never be sure how the Sexless One will wake up. And that disposition depends on if I "was nice" to her for some amount of time prior to. I can only hope I didn't say or do something untoward before going to bed at 8 last night that shuts me out of consideration.
I'm an early riser and she's a sleep as long as possible person. So, my dilemma is, do I hold off my orgasm until she wakes up, hoping she will be in the mood for some Sunday love?
Or do I pleasure myself now and get the first one in before she wakes up and hope for the best after she wakes up? So sad to even have to consider the calculation...
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My first and only girlfriend
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Posted:Jan 24, 2019 4:12 pm
Last Updated:Jul 20, 2019 7:49 pm
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Call her Ishmael...
We got our MBA's together. I'll talk about her in the present tense because I know she's still around. In short, she became infatuated and let her husband catch her messing around with me. She lost her scholarship to Texas Tech and they both informed my wife of the situation, and it was quite the talk at my house for a time.
It was worse than Nam...
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Help me to understand
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Posted:Jan 18, 2019 7:51 am
Last Updated:Jan 27, 2019 1:51 pm
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So even though she had to be at work early, she had time to "play with my weenie". Not my cock, not my dick, not my package. My weenie. Gives you kind of an idea of that fight I face every day in the struggle against the Sexless One.
Anyway, she does a great handjob with the possible exception of refusing to use her mouth or her saliva to make things slide easier. Like when my precum makes things sticky and she just keeps rubbing. And yes, I almost always orgasm anyway with some lotion. Shooting on my own chest. So sad...
So after my orgasm she continues squeezing my balls and dick and snuggling and making mewling sounds of contentment. She never touches herself during the time it takes to get me off or afterwards. And I can tell it's giving her pleasure to make me groan and squirm.
If she is working I can "go fast" and orgasm in less than 20 minutes. If she is off work, she can keep my dick hard for a real long time with her just teasing and fondling. No tongue...
All I can figure is that asexual/aromantic women don't need a hard cock to hold onto or someone to lick them up real good.
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Fun Bags
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Posted:Jan 3, 2019 12:12 pm
Last Updated:Jun 12, 2019 5:00 am
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So, the OL has them. In spades. There must be countless men who envy me, thinking that I must be benefiting somehow from living with such a well-endowed partner. That a woman so endowed would be of endless sexual pleasure to he man...
Ah, but such is not the case with the Sexless One. To her, her tits are ugly and uncomfortable and not meant to provide pleasure of any kind to anyone under any circumstances.
The moral of the story is, never marry the cheerleader with the biggest tits...
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Make Up Sex
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Posted:Jan 1, 2019 12:49 pm
Last Updated:Feb 22, 2019 4:41 pm
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So I told her that it's a new year and she needs to find some way for her mouth to reach my dick. And she did. Not very vigorously or enthusiastically, but it's a start.
My dick was hard for way more than an hour and she never wanted it in her dry pussy. I licked her up good but she was having a hard time reaching orgasm. Dry pussies are the bane of mankind...I guess I to blame for not lubing her up. It seems so unnatural. Of course, being asexual, nothing makes her pussy wet short of direct manipulation. And I can sure do that...
In the end, she got hers and left me hard and unfulfilled, as she rolled over and went to sleep.
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Up in Smoke
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Posted:Dec 29, 2018 11:19 am
Last Updated:Jul 22, 2019 5:34 pm
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So her sexless sister, whose husband killed himself, gave The Sexless One a terricloth housecoat for Christmas. Aqua colored, floor length, weighed 15 lbs or so dry. Hideously ugly.
It's already bad enough trying to get her to appreciate how she looks to me. So she comes out of the bathroom yesterday and I saw it for the first time. It just made her look so frumpy and unsexy, I decided to take immediate action.
She left the house and I set that coat on the burn pile, poured some gas on it, and lit that mother off! Yes, She was pissed, but what was she going to do? Cut me off? I'm already cut off...silly cunt.
So I offered to take her shopping for one, or to go on my own and get her an appropriate after-shower garment, It is unlikely that I will be given an opportunity to atone for my actions.
I tried to stress to her how detrimental that piece of apparel was to her appearance but what really pissed her off was when I told her she was just like her (sexless) mother...
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I know which way it doesn't work
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Posted:Dec 29, 2018 4:35 am
Last Updated:Jun 12, 2019 5:01 am
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She, the sexless one, says I would get more pussy if I was nicer to her.
Me, the horny one, says I would be nicer to her if she gave up more pussy.
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What the "A" in LGBTQIA Means
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Posted:Dec 27, 2018 5:32 pm
Last Updated:May 13, 2019 12:46 pm
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It means no kissing. No low-cut blouses. No "Hey Big Boy" come-ons. No new positions. No oral. Negative libido.
It means always looking like the pervert for having a hard cock and an orgasm. Or for to give an orgasm.
It means that while my partner may have one or more orgasms during sex, she would rather watch Dancing With the Stars.
it means always having to initiate any sex.
It means never being looked upon as a sex object or for having usable equipment.
It means no spontaneous sex, as there must always be a cleansing ritual. I wasn't never all that picky but whatever...
I get good hand jobs, but with always the same outcome. Shooting on my own stomach instead of on her tits or wherever else new there is which is everywhere...
I can't imagine anyone dumb enough to sympathize with my plight. The women I have known in the past always asked why I stay married to her...Other than being completely sexless, she is a really great gal!
Jankin' on the Highway 12 tonight
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