Your Ears are shot
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Posted:Feb 25, 2019 11:35 am
Last Updated:Mar 21, 2019 2:55 pm
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So I put a load of laundry into my circa 1980's model Kenmore Large Capacity top load washing machine. I came by to check on it a little later, popped the lid to see what was happening, and discovered the agitator was not agitating. Having faced this problem previously, I removed the agitator cap and confirmed my suspicion.All 4 ears was all busted off. So the machine sounded like it was working but the clothes never moved in the tub.
Anyway, after a trip to Builder's Square, and then to a Sears appliance store that had 0 parts, I remembered where I bought them the last time. I called the joint, and they had them. And for the same price I thought was a rip-off 5 years ago when I bought them previously $16.24.
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Got home, jammed them in and Voila! Back in business.
Ok, y'all sat through that so I'll go on with the events of the morning. The OL heard me showering and shuffling through my sock drawer and asked me where I was going and suggested I get back in bed and let her "play with me". So I did, telling her as I got in bed that here was my fresh clean soft cock, and that it would be an excellent opportunity for her to overcome her sexlessness and experience what it felt like to make her husband;s dick hard inside he mouth. What a concept. Only took 30* years...
She had decided that her attack position was going to be from alongside, so she was laying on her left side, with her shirt on. If my dick was 2" longer she would not have had to struggle like that...And I suggested she get between my legs but I couldn't sell that. But hey, it's progress...
There's more to the story but the ending's the same. Cumming on my own chest.
If I curl my knees I can almost cum on my own face. Maybe I need a video...
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Buck Nekkid
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Posted:Feb 17, 2019 4:39 pm
Last Updated:May 5, 2019 6:34 am
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There seems to be an inordinate number of Canadian women on CityHookups.com. I've flown over Canada a couple of times making crew change in Dutch Harbor on the 708, circa winter 1982.
In 1997 we landed somewhere high on the East Coast. Gander maybe. Daddy had suffered a massive stroke while on holiday in Italy with mom and their travelling companions the Jones. Mom and I made the fateful decision to try and bring dad back to the States, as we knew he would want.
So, mom rented a jet on her American Express equipped with a couple of paramedics, and with the American consul in Florence's assistance, we took off for Houston. Alas, we should have just got mom a local apartment, and let the Italian doctors get him back to strength before we tried to get him home. He had another event on the way home and pretty much died at a hospital in England then died the rest of the way on home to Houston.
The irony of the situation is that dad worked at Baylor College of Medicine on the earliest of the left ventricular-assist devices, circa 1964 perhaps.
Daddy was always a big railer against the bad effects of cigarettes. Showed x-ray autopsy-type pictures of diseased lungs to deter folks from even contemplating smoking. Momma says she and him both ain't never smoked nothin' ever.
In my mind, we killed him ourselves by trying to move him too soon. But after great reflection upon the accepted procedures of that time, and knowing now the downside of saturated fats and unmanaged vascular health, , I can only advise you not to spread butter on your tortillas...And easy on the salt.
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Some Recreational Drug Use
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Posted:Feb 14, 2019 2:18 pm
Last Updated:Jul 22, 2019 6:09 pm
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I smoke pot. And have been known, at times, to be a bit wilder. I'm not all that into stuff that makes my dick soft, like speeders.
Now, if you just need a lickin'. And don't need no dickin'. Then maybe we can make wampum...I'll lick real fast.
I'm wilder than her...
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No Gas, No Grass, No Ass...no free ride
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Posted:Feb 13, 2019 5:17 pm
Last Updated:May 10, 2019 5:18 am
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So she says, "You didn't buy me anything for Christmas". Yeppers...And I ain't buying you a birthday present, or an anniversary present, or any kind of present at all. When she weaponized the pussy, I drew a hard line. I told her there are about 7 billion people on the earth. Roughly half of them are women. Surely I can find a cool chick to hang with.
I have to fight the girl I've been married to for 30+ tears for every piece of ass she cares to give up. Which, being asexual/aromantic, requires considerable more situational delicacy than should be required with a "normal" woman. As I've blogged previously, she doesn't get horny. And there is no "makeup sex" with a sexless woman...
She realizes she must do something to keep me sexually satisfied, so she has settled on handjobs as the solution. And, boy howdy, she does pretty good (albeit sans lubrication). And further, referencing that body dysmorphic allusion I made in a previous post, she has tits that would be the envy of most chicks but chooses to keep them bundled up. Regrettably once again, she has no clue as to how sexy she is. She doesn't want to be sexy. Ever
So, here I am. Burned out on dry handjobs, horny all the time, with a cock that stays hard for an incredibly long time, and nobody to appreciate my efforts.
Who's up for Coushatta?
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Hey Pa, what's for supper?
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Posted:Feb 13, 2019 3:44 pm
Last Updated:Jul 21, 2019 11:54 am
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Well, the OL's off to Cali for a week. Just me and the dogs now.
I spend a fair amount of time on the Left Coast. What I have come to develop from being out there is a heightened awareness of what I eat. Health-consciousness is big out there.
Consequently, I don't do a lot of fried food. And I rarely do fast food of any kind. And if the establishment doesn't have a liquor license, I know lots of joints that do. I like beer.
So tonight, it's steamed broccoli, baked potato, and a Omaha Steak hamburger patty with a little gouda cheese on top.
And of course, a nice red. Regrettably not a woman, but a 2017 mid-coast Cali cabernet from the Hahn winery.
C'est tu
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Frankie's Birthday Hunt
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Posted:Feb 8, 2019 1:38 pm
Last Updated:Feb 10, 2019 5:49 am
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So, 5 of us had at them white bastards just outside Eagle Lake this morning. We set about 500 honky sillowsocks. The specks and pintails worked us marvelously up close, but not so with the ones we could legally target.
Anyway, it was Frank's birthday and that's where this story follows along. So, his woman, unlike mine, has a libido and expresses her needs and desires regularly in a way Frank has no problem in detailing to his less-fortunate partners, those stuck with sexless, libidoless, aromantic, asexual wives.
Further, he follows a strict rule of not letting his wife intermingle with anyone (like his buddies' wives) who has a sexless or underpeforming wife. Can't say as how i blame him. A sexless gal might somehow convince a perfectly-sexual woman that being sexy with your husband might cause undue pressure on others to "perform". My OL won't even watch amateur porn...
My response to getting shed of your wife versus getting a girlfriend is, generally, "It's cheaper to keep her". But in my case, irrespective of what I do outside our marriage, she can't say I didn't warn her. Numerous times...
And all I have ever wanted is a proper blowjob. How hard can it possible be?
If there any regular chicks in need of a reliable friend, in the Eagle Lake/Garwood area, ring me for a good time. out that way regular...
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That chick would scream, "Oh Henry, Oh Henry!"
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Posted:Feb 7, 2019 11:34 am
Last Updated:Feb 17, 2019 6:03 pm
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Well, not really...
But she would look me straight in the eye, as she slobbered over my throbbing member, and say, "I want some cum". I was ever so happy to oblige her.
She was a swallower, and all about the first spurts. I suppose it was a control thing, on her part that is. She sure had me under her control while she had my dick in her mouth. she always made me hard and always made me cum.
But, she wasn't much on the cleanup end, and often left a pearl or two to be had...
not sure I understand all the cum on face vids or the ones where the guy pulls out and proceeds to jack himself off on the chick. Kinda defeats the purpose if you ask me. Now, if she wants to jack me off on some part of her body, I might could understand...
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Grey's Monotony
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Posted:Feb 2, 2019 5:43 am
Last Updated:May 26, 2024 8:13 pm
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You know, that hospital drama. The OL likes to watch it and I play along sometimes as well. I liked it in the early seasons because the various characters would almost always wind up getting it on in the Linen Closet.
Where am I going with this?
Well my brother went down with heart issues in 2015. Me being 3 years older and of the same genetic predisposition as he, decided I better go get myself check out. So I found a cardiologist, and after testing said all was well.
Then, while I was at it, I figured with all my years of "social" drinking, I'd better have my liver checked out. So I went to a renowned specialist in the Medical Center. So I filled out the Health History part of the paperwork entering " 4 beers and 2 glasses of red wine per day" as my liquor input.
So in comes the doctor and he pokes and probes my liver a little bit. He then looks down at my History and proceeds to tell me of the health hazards associated with drinking.
He says, "You're headed for a Mack truck". And I says, "That's how Dr. McDreamy bought it". The assistant nurse type chick busted out laughing, and the doctor gave her the "I don't know what you're talking about" look. After a further short discussion, he turned and left.
McDreamy wasn't his real name but he was the one getting all the looks. As I remember, he had been in or happened upon a car wreck in the California mountains with no cell service in that area. After tending to and stabilizing numerous injured folks, the first responders finally happen upon them.
Then after everything is buttoned up at the crash scene, he gives farewell hugs to all, gets in his car and pulls onto the highway directly in the path of an oncoming truck and gets smoked.
The show hasn't been the same since. My liver tests came back all good. I still chuckle to myself every time I think about that poor doctor.
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Will Trade Doe Hunt for Pussy
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Posted:Jan 29, 2019 1:27 pm
Last Updated:Apr 10, 2019 2:19 pm
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For all you sporting gals, I have 3 doe tags left before the managed season ends at the end of February. If you a little more meat, ahem, to fill out your freezer, perhaps I can fit you in.
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Hey, your headlights are on!
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Posted:Jan 27, 2019 2:58 pm
Last Updated:May 10, 2019 5:25 am
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Perhaps you've seen the ads. It's bio-identical hormone therapy. After 30+ years of screwing the Sahara Desert, i suggested she make an appointment. She said a friend of hers had tried it and agreed to give it a go. It is not commonly covered by insurance and wound up something like $350 a session, but don't quote me on that. Your experience may vary...
Being sexless, I couldn't believe she actually made an appointment to see a doctor. So, after her first treatment there was marked improvement in her lubricity and vaginal suppleness. I was encouraged greatly. And it even seemed to encourage a bit of libido building.
Alas, this treatment came with downsides, the worst of which was the therapy made her horny when she wished not to be. She said it "made her nipples hard in the middle of the day". And I must admit, in a business environment, having one's headlights on in the middle of the workday will definitely cause a measured disruption in the workplace...
As I mentioned in a previous post, my girl is flush in the tits department. She just has no concept as to how to use them to her advantage. And having been made to feel uncomfortable about a now-disturbed, formerly nearly non-existent libido, I think she has reverted to her standard approach of do nothing and is unlikely to undergo further treatment.
Folks, from my standpoint the Biote therapy was worth it. It just takes a little time (ie visits) to get your woman's shit right (if she desires to try). It will benefit the both of you tremendously
Continuing on in no particular order...
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Don't Look Ethel!
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Posted:Jan 27, 2019 2:23 pm
Last Updated:Jun 29, 2019 2:27 pm
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And that girl I lost was an exhibitionist too... she loved nothing better than for someone to walk past us while she was blowing me in the front seat. It's truly amazing that we never got busted at Memorial Park or at Bay Area parks/parking lots. We were so stupid. But lucky.
I only got my dick in her 4 times in all those many years. I never pressed penetration,, being married and satisfied with the blowjob I never got at home. She would say, "Man, this sucker's hard " and "I wanna ride that thing". Can you imagine?
Of course, my wife said she was just a .
I said "so", at least she has a libido...
Well, she broke the tv remote throwing it at me, but the real story is that she never learned anything from it. What she should have learned was that I was not going to fight her for sex.
And so, here I am on CityHookups.com , shopping for a keen chick with an eye for the classics.
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Sho Nuff
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Posted:Jan 27, 2019 7:04 am
Last Updated:May 13, 2019 12:45 pm
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"Do you want to come in here and let me do you real fast?", she asks. Sure I sez...
So it's into bed we get, me on my back and she on her side, covers pulled almost over her head. So she starts by squeezing and massaging my nuts. Gawd I love to have my nuts messed with. I actually got her to put them in her mouth the other day but I gotta say it didn't feel as good as when she rubs them. That might be because she hasn't, to my recollection, ever even had them in her mouth before and had no concept of rolling them around in a moist environment..
She's not completely sexless, just predominantly so.
And while she rubs my dick with her right hand, she is squeezing and flicking my right nipple with her left. After 10 minutes or so, she rolls back the covers so she can see my big hard throbbing WINKIE. And boy, that rascal is hard. After about 20 minutes I shoot my load in a glorious orgasm. She continues squeezing and rubbing my dick with a satisfied look on both our faces. And off to work she goes, satisfied that I'll be good in the Orgasm Dept. for a couple of days. Hurrumph...
I'm sure you're asking, why is this guy on CityHookups.com when he has action like this going on? It's a long story. A 30+ year long story...
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Uh, scratch that Sunday love
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Posted:Jan 27, 2019 5:26 am
Last Updated:Jul 28, 2019 1:52 pm
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I had forgotten my wife has to work today. I wondered what she was doing up at 7:15.
So she has again dashed my hopes and dreams of real unhurried sex. I am left with hoping she will bless me with a handjob "If I can go real fast". If not, I'll take things into my own hands. Several times today, Thank You very much.
If I only had a girlfriend, she would be so happy. Some lucky sister will come out well.
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