I need some excitement in my life, Manchester is just way to boring. I'm tired of going out to The Bay and trying to meet somebody, hell I'm bound to meet somebody on this site first!
I need to meet someone before I EXPLODE! This town has very limited choices, so I'm up for a discreet encounter with the right woman. PLEASE, SOMEONE SAVE ME! I'm tired of hanging out at these bars trying to meet someone interesting, it just isn't happening.