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Dear NCFemme,
 
So, I decided to post ridiculous emails that I started receiving on here... I don't know if people have any sort of tact, or think this kind of showmanship would turn me on... but I would tend to think that if anyone paid attention to my profile, you'd tend to write an email with some common sense. Maybe I expect too much!
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I feel sick
Posted:May 29, 2015 4:36 pm
Last Updated:May 31, 2015 9:46 am
6280 Views

Want to watch me cut off a piece of my foreskin and eat it?

I seriously think I'm going to be sick.. this is probably the most disgusting message I have ever received on here
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whining is not sexy
Posted:May 10, 2015 7:34 am
Last Updated:May 10, 2015 5:35 pm
6405 Views

"If you really want to know, you'll email me on here"...what it should say is "you can email me on here, but I'll never return a single email, even if you are a great guy, good looking, etc...". I won't bother you anymore. You probably just said thanks; you're welcome!

So you must have read one line in my profile and then decided to email me, that's cool... however, you should have read past the area that says what my age range I prefer is... you are 44, i'm not going to be interested. also, despite what you think of yourself, you're not that great of a guy if you're whining about me not responding to your cheesy emails...
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Not all about the Benjamins
Posted:May 4, 2015 7:49 pm
Last Updated:May 10, 2015 8:25 am
6552 Views

You are beautiful! Let's not waste each others time, I will give you 500 bucks to drive to me to fool around, and have a little fun together. Probably take up a hour and half to two hours of your time. If you interested we can chat and get to know each other before hand of course.. I just think its proper to propose this first. Hope to hear from you.

Do I look like a to you? I'm not flattered, sorry...
3 Comments
Turn Ons Slash Turn Offs
Posted:Mar 22, 2015 10:38 am
Last Updated:Apr 21, 2015 3:10 pm
7023 Views

You know what a turn off is? It's those women who can be complimented over ad over again and not recognize or appreciate those who compliment them. Even if someone is out of you age range. Wh cares? It's just a number anyway. Have fun.

Yes, I know what turn ons and turn offs are, who doesn't? However, I get many emails on this website, and you are outside of my age range. Why do you expect your email to take priority over anyone else's just because you sent me some compliments? I'm just not interested, and if you can't take the hint thennnnnn I don't know what to tell you. I guess I need to start putting a disclaimer on my profile stating that I don't reply to everyone, and if that makes me come off as a bitch, so be it. #sorrynotsorry
4 Comments
there is no first thing
Posted:Jan 4, 2015 5:58 pm
Last Updated:Mar 22, 2015 10:28 am
8443 Views

We'll the first thing I would do is kiss you and make out then I'll start going down to your neck with my tongue and suck in your neck for a little bit and then I'll take you shirt off and start licking down to you nipples and suck on one off them then drag my tongue to the other one and while I'm doing that I'll take your pants and underwear off and start drag my tongue down your body to your pussy and lick around your your pussy then drag my tongue up your leg and down to the next leg then go down to your pussy and eat it then ill start eating your asshole

yeah no, the only thing you will be doing is moving along, because you will not be getting close to me at all...

also, you're going to try and suck one of my nipples off? what the hell? that doesn't sound pleasurable at all...
2 Comments
i'll pass....
Posted:Nov 9, 2014 6:46 pm
Last Updated:Jan 4, 2015 5:54 pm
9134 Views

i can cum on my face and in my mouth. would you like to see that?

do I really seem like a girl that would be into this??

Also, I am sure this is something you just send to all girls, and really, out of all the things you could mass email out to women, you opted for this??
4 Comments
you're a little what?
Posted:Oct 4, 2014 7:24 pm
Last Updated:Jan 4, 2015 5:54 pm
9389 Views

how much do you weigh, im a little and cant jump in with a big women, like the diamond picture

your terrible grammar has already struck you out of any chance with me... as well as your old age.

on top of that, the diamond picture is all me, so if you can't handle that, it's your problem...
2 Comments
help me?
Posted:Aug 16, 2014 11:18 am
Last Updated:Oct 4, 2014 7:24 pm
10059 Views

Hi Like what you wrote get to the points that is cool so tell u about me I 55 ok guy to know I like build thing like show cars an racing car to also like take jeep out on dirt rd here to creek an get out an panning for gold. I have found its here to. Like I said ok person to know if need help with something I do my best help you. So if like me email back here we chats here ok Bye Have a great evening to with lots hugs an one small kisses C ps I saw 36 r 28 hope u ok with my email to u.

Can my lovely blog readers please help me decipher this email? HOLY CRAP! something something about a jeep and panning for gold? bless his heart, he cannot type...
3 Comments
something wrong with your eye?
Posted:Aug 3, 2014 6:12 am
Last Updated:Nov 19, 2014 7:10 pm
10503 Views

Hey you ! Shark week's over. It's safe to come out again !

*wink*

I'm going out tonite - are you ? If so, drop me a note, and maybe we can "bump into each other." I'm OTP North. (The system won't update my profile location.)

It'll be fun ! Text me and we'll make a plan.

O
--phone number redacted--

P. S. If (and only if) the drink and conversation goes well, we can order dinner and plan the rest of our evening.

*****************

Wow ! A spider just landed on my desk.
.
.
.
.

Would you like to take a guess what I discovered ?

(wink)

O

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Curious ?

*wink*


So what is with the *wink*ing? Also, shark week? A spider landing on your desk? I don't understand, is this supposed to grab my attention?
3 Comments
what's the opposite of happy ending? a nightmare?
Posted:Jul 28, 2014 7:34 pm
Last Updated:Aug 3, 2014 7:58 pm
10743 Views

Wow... u Really interestant..!!!

HI PRETTY… DO U LIKE Relaxing Massages?

I´M *J*... SEXY LATIN GUY, (busy in my own business) 34y.o., BROWN SKIN, ATHLETIC BODY (I do exercise frequently), 5,8 TALL, CUTE, HONEST, RESPECTFUL & VERY CLEAN (DD&D FREE)...

AND I AM OFFERING FREE RELAXING MASSAGE FOR LADIES (From Back to Feet)...*

Check my VIDEO here:
--video redacted--

*I´M IN DORAVILLE AREA (I CAN DRIVE TO UR PLACE)...*

PLEASE TEXT ME HERE TO MAKE AN APPOINTMENT(put "ADULT FREE". Without this I charge)
--phone number redacted--
*J*


I'm sorry, I would much rather prefer to get a massage from a legit licensed masseuse or from someone I was actually hooking up with, not a stranger from CityHookups.com
3 Comments
uhmm, no thanks
Posted:Jul 4, 2014 5:54 am
Last Updated:Jul 10, 2014 4:29 pm
11199 Views

DRESS ME UP BEND ME OVER FUCK ME WITH A STRAPON AND MAKE ME YOUR FETISH BITCH PLEASE

Do I look like the type of girl that would be into this? Does my profile give any indication I would be into this? Why in the hell are you messaging me with this request! No thanks....
2 Comments
no words can explain
Posted:Jun 14, 2014 11:30 am
Last Updated:Jul 27, 2014 6:52 am
11616 Views

Hello my name is Johnny. I find you attractive and I would like to put food and drink in you in a romantic manner. Will you allow me to do this?

While I realize this guy was trying to be suave, why not just ask me to dinner... yknow, in a normal manner?
0 Comments
new blog post, this is
Posted:May 28, 2014 3:53 pm
Last Updated:Jul 12, 2014 8:50 pm
12088 Views

how are you lil playful i am care to join me sweets??

Been watching too much star wars, you have
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