I wouldn't want this job.
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Posted:Jan 10, 2015 11:07 pm
Last Updated:Jan 29, 2015 8:11 pm
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We might not all like our jobs, but how would you like this one?
Bacteria on a person's pubic hairs could be used to trace involvement in sexual assault cases.
Yes there are people out there who have done tests over the course of seven months. collecting pubic hairs from seven individuals three times.
Seems like pubic hair harboured distinct microbe communities, meaning they could be used as "signatures" to identify individuals.
So what happens to all those that like shaved bits? Guess they will have to cum up with new tests for those.
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And the sign says..............................
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Posted:Jan 4, 2015 8:18 pm
Last Updated:Feb 23, 2015 9:40 pm
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Firstly I would like to wish everyone a Happy New Year.
Have you noticed how many signs there are around..... Don't walk on the grass, no parking, no right turn, the list goes on and on. Makes you think it would be easier to tell you what you are allowed to do.
There is one sign I've come across a few times on the facey place that always makes me smile................ This door is alarmed, and someone has written underneath it something like..........why what did you do to it?
I got the idea of the blog from a friend of mine who got a sign to put over his bar. It says.............." Please don't talk about yourself. We'll do that after you leave."
I found it quite funny.
Have your read any funny signs? If so, please share them with us.
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Nearly Christmas.
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Posted:Dec 22, 2014 8:48 pm
Last Updated:Jan 5, 2015 10:40 am
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I'm going to be a bit on the busy side the next couple of days, as I'm sure you all will be too.
So just incase I don't make it back, I'd like to wish you all a very safe and HAPPY CHRISTMAS.
Eat, drink and be merry.
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Which list?
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Posted:Dec 18, 2014 10:38 pm
Last Updated:Jan 5, 2015 10:43 am
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Poor Santa. If he has no list, what do you think he has in his full sack?
Maybe he needs two sacks, one for those that have been good, and the other for those that have been naughty.
But then we could ask Santa to define........................... good. 
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Roy's Christmas poem.
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Posted:Dec 12, 2014 11:08 am
Last Updated:Dec 18, 2014 9:15 pm
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Look very hard and you will see
Roy hiding on the Christmas tree
He's been watching you all throughout the year
And had a word in Santa's ear
No hiding if you've been good or bad
He knows what type of year you've had
If you've been a bad girl or boy
They'll be no batteries for your new toy
Roy's not bad, won't spoil your fun
He wishes a Merry Christmas to everyone
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Another one of those photo's.
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Posted:Dec 8, 2014 1:50 pm
Last Updated:Dec 18, 2014 9:07 pm
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Be truthful, how many of you FIRST saw this and thought... what a great photo of Mother nature?
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Even reindeer's feel the cold.
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Posted:Dec 6, 2014 11:52 pm
Last Updated:Dec 9, 2014 7:31 pm
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I've had a couple of requests to make willy warmers. I've looked at a few patterns, but can't make head or tail of the instructions, so well done to the person who made these for the reindeer's to help keep them warm.
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If we were meant to fly..... we would have been born with wings.
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Posted:Nov 30, 2014 10:37 pm
Last Updated:Dec 8, 2014 9:59 pm
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My is an experienced skydiver. By now he would be edging close to 500 jumps, some solo and others doing formation work.
While he was still living with me, I always worried about him, until he got home safe.
Now he is no longer at home, I hear about his jumps if he posts something on the facey page.
Yesterday morning, I went to see if there was anything of interest on there, only to read that his main parachute would not deploy, so he had to cut it away and use his reserve one.
Needless to say................ I went into shock even after I knew he was safe.
It's the first time it has happen to him, and I hope it's the last.
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Ok, what are they up to now??
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Posted:Nov 6, 2014 11:49 am
Last Updated:Nov 17, 2014 8:21 pm
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Things have been pretty good on here for a while, so I guess it's time for the glitches, even if it's not the weekend yet.
This morning I went into blogs I had left a comment on to see if there were any replies, but when I clicked on the blog topic, a blank screen came up............ zilch, nothing. So if I've made a comment on your blog and you've said something in reply, sorry I can't return the favour until they get their act together again. 
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Do you want more oral sex?
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Posted:Oct 29, 2014 2:38 pm
Last Updated:Nov 7, 2014 1:47 am
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I read an interesting fact the other day.
While a woman gives oral sex, a chemical is released that can burn fat, but........................ be very tactful if you tell her this, as she might bite off more than she can chew.................... I mean, suck.
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A good sense of humour.
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Posted:Oct 26, 2014 8:06 pm
Last Updated:Nov 5, 2014 8:53 pm
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Here's a photo of one of my birthday cards off a close friend.
No I'm not telling which one I am.
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