Super Freaky or Just Damn Geeky?
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Posted:Mar 23, 2009 4:26 pm
Last Updated:Apr 2, 2009 6:24 pm
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So my friends Diggy and Dante have my brain working OT today. I'm such a fucking nerd.... Diggy was talking all of us being freaks of some sort, which of course I vehemently denied. Then I read Danteszippo's latest post, I was looking at the number of comments left on different entries and it made want to be.....a sociologist!! so I could study all you guys (when I say guys, I'm including the chicks too) to see what makes you tick or what kind of freak you are, myself included.
Dante's posts are almost always about pleasuring the female, like his own pleasure is just incidental. I can read someone else's post where they have an ill or something and I'm not thinking about sex at all, but Dante's on my list, I have to see what he posted. By the time I'm through reading, I'm looking for Rocky or my battery operated BF. But why?
Why not some of the other guys here? Different men could be describing the same sort of scenario, using some of the same words, so why am I turned on by sentence structure?
Before we, think Europeans here, had written language, the history of the village or clan was passed from person to person so that important things could be remembered. They sat around the fire at night and the story-teller would tell the tales.
Perhaps Dante was a story-teller in a previous life. Or maybe he thinks what I (and a million other women) want. In other words he knows how to breach the chasm between men's and women's brains? Or maybe it's like Diggy said, I'm just a freak. How about you, you a freak too or just a poser like me? What do you think is freaky?
ps, if you wanna good laugh look at your first blogs!
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Where'd all the old bloggers go?
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Posted:Mar 21, 2009 7:00 pm
Last Updated:Mar 23, 2009 7:42 pm
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Most of the people that were here when I started blogging have been gone for a long time. Some bugged out to LJ but I don't really like it over there, though I did give it a try. There are a few loyal friends here. Some I've met in person, some I've talked with on the phone(some just talk, others,uhmm) and others just here. Each reading the other's blog.
Ive gone around and read some of the newbies blogs and its just sex,sex sex, but if I'm remembering right (its been so long ago) I did that too when I was fresh here too. Sometimes I wrote about sex I've had but most of the time it was something in between real and make believe. That's not to say I've never had sex that I didn't have to embellish. I think I twisted some tales just to make them a lil more interesting, more visual (I know how you guys are).
I kinda got off the beaten path on what I was saying, that the newbies don't know what us old farts do. There's more than sex that's going on here. Sure some that's all they're looking for, a hookup and that's fine but there's so much more here than that. There's shoulders to cry on if you need, there are people here that can make you laugh your ass off, and support if you got something bad going on at home.
It's surprising to me the number of women here who were abused sexually when they were young, as if this is the way to be in charge of our own sexuality. I'm one of "them" too. I ended up here playing a joke on Rocky. Hmmm note to self, gotta come up with some HUGE April Fools gag.
I got him so bad a few years ago, this was before we were serious, we were just fuck buddies really. He was always trying to get me to have sex with this skinny, nerdy guy where he worked, while he watched of course, something I would never do. At that time there was a my 's age (26) that kept wanting me to meet him and have sex with him. I told him, you're my 's age and that makes you a baby in my eyes, I can't. But...... that's not what I told Rocky. Told him to come to my house quick that I was gonna have sex with the baby. He was in his truck and was turning around. Then the thought hit him.... it was April 1!! I laughed till I thought I'd die, wet my pants or maybe both!
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Fishing and Fucking?
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Posted:Mar 19, 2009 12:48 am
Last Updated:Mar 21, 2009 6:35 pm
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You guys know I love to fish. Down here in the south we've had our share of warm days lately and Rocky and I have been out to the water at various places more than a few times recently. My hand kinda interferes, if using live bait my sweetie has to put it on for me and if I catch a fish he usually has to take it off. But none of that is really what this post is about.
One of our favorite fishing spots is at my aunt's house. She lives on a resevoir about 25 miles east of Birmingham. She has a boat house with 2 slips but currently they have no boats in them. The water underneath has lots of structure so that fish like to come there and hang out.The water has 15 Christmas trees or so in it. We always catch crappie there.
We went, she said spend the night so we did. Fished till way after dark and then came in to go to bed so we could wake early to fish some more.
Rocky gives me "that" look. I'm thinking not at my aunt's house, but oh yeah at my aunt's house. We did our best to be quiet. But ya know I'm not quiet, I don't scream or anything, but vocal none-the-less. At one point I heard her calling her cat. About 30 mins later when I got outta bed to get cleaned up, the cat scares me to death, jumps out from under the bed... now this kitty screams!
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Exposed
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Posted:Mar 5, 2009 6:06 pm
Last Updated:Mar 19, 2009 12:31 am
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I've never been a "handicapped" person before and still really don't consider myself that way now. Since all this has been going on with my hand I've started making people feel weird. You know how if you're walking up to a door and there's someone rolling up in a wheelchair and you hold the door for them, some will yell at you and say I can do this by myself etc. So the next time you're in a similar situation you don't know what to do.
At one point on this journey I couldn't allow anything to touch my hand because it hurt me so much. So that meant running around doing things I had to do with my black fingertips exposed. People would stare. Some would ask if I closed my fingers in the car door. Nope. "I have vasculitis" I'd say, and that's all I'd say which makes me wonder how many times its been Googled.
I have to have a sense of humor about it now. Commercial for dish washing liquid says that it improves the look of women's hands in as little as 5 washes, I ask my sister if she'll go get me some. She realizes I'm kidding and giggles too. I've done a tally of all the hospital bills (thank goodness for health insurance) and have discovered I have a $500,000 (American) hand that when it's bandaged looks something like the Hamburger Helper hand. I think I was shortchanged!
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Stew
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Posted:Mar 1, 2009 9:40 pm
Last Updated:May 30, 2024 12:23 pm
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You ever watch any of the dumb reality shows on TV? I swear they have a reality show for everything from being a jockey to being a has-been actress. Since I've been off work for a little more than 4 months, I know pretty much what's on what channel and when. I don't care much for the reality shows but I couldn't find the remote and was too lazy to get up and change it manually today. So, I watched the Millionaire Matchmaker show. The premise being that millionaires are too busy working to find their own dates so this chick in LA throws a little party for a couple of her (98% male) invites some chicks. The millionaires mingle, picks out whoever he thinks is interesting and she sets up the date for them and gives them advice on dating. She made a comment to one of her that I thought was pretty accurate.... "Women are like crockpots, takes them awhile to get warmed up but once they reach the proper temperature they can "cook" all day long." Men are like microwaves."
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Think LeePress-on Nails Would help?
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Posted:Feb 27, 2009 5:59 pm
Last Updated:Mar 1, 2009 9:24 pm
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So off I went to the hospital yesterday and came home a little lighter.... I had my four fingertips removed from my left hand! They had to go, the tips were dead, totally black and stinky. So glad they're gone. Just from looking at the doc's handywork, I say they'll need a revision, I mean really why chop off half the nail, tissue and bone and leave just a lil piece of the nail to make it look like I have toes on my hand! 
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You want the bad news or the good?
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Posted:Feb 24, 2009 1:07 pm
Last Updated:Apr 3, 2009 3:59 pm
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I really hate it when what I write disappears. Wrote a really long detailed post about my medical woes but soon after got good news from my . I'm gonna be a grandmom in August!!! YAY!
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Long and Winding Road
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Posted:Dec 15, 2008 7:54 pm
Last Updated:Feb 23, 2009 6:55 pm
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I haqven't been here in more than 3 weeks. I've been in th4 hospital with MD's arguing over what I have. TheSaturday after Thanksgiving my left rm turned any hde between red and blue nd I wtill don't have any feeling in it, You guys are going to hve to put up with crappy writing.
Yeah been in the hospital gtting iv PAIN MEDSW TILL YESTERDA oops sorry bout the cqp lock. My afrm was black and blue, now it looks like I hqve red lace on th back of it.
Any way, home now qand I'm tired going to bed. Love to you all, Wen/
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Effin Family
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Posted:Nov 18, 2008 7:23 pm
Last Updated:Dec 15, 2008 7:47 pm
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Things are not going well for me right now. My sister has been without a job for several months, she's been leaning heavily on my mother and my brother for support along with unemployment benefits. My nephew, her is the one who stole a bunch of checks from his own grandmother, forged them and cashed them so he could by OxyContin. This was all going on about 2 years ago with my mom saying all the time that this was because he was under the influence of his girlfriend, it was all Lauren's fault and if eh could just leave her alone he'd be OK.
He go picked up on a probation violation and unrelated incident, a parole violation and spent 7 months or so in jail in FL. TY he local DA figured out what has happened and he told my nephew that if he didn't pay them all off he was going to jail for grand theft for a very long time. You know who paid it all off for him? If you guessed my mother than you must be a parent too.
This has all had me so upset. He robbed her of more than 20000 dollars but the creditors knocked it down to 8 grand. She said, and I quote, , "I just couldn't see sending him to prison, I don't want him to go to prison." Never occurred to her that it may just be the place where he needs to be.
I used to be a big ER fan, on many episodes a patient lie dying in the ER. The staff would ak if there was anyone they could call for them in their time of need. The lil ole man would say, "I've got a who i think still lives there, but we haven' spoken in 25 years. I used to wonder how that could happen, I don't wonder anymore.
Co-dependcy is not a word here, it's the only word. She's been known to call him 15 times a day to male sure we. Keep your fingers crossed. /SIZE]
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Hooking
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Posted:Nov 13, 2008 3:40 pm
Last Updated:Nov 15, 2008 3:47 pm
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Rocky is working nights this week, leaving me with a lot of time on my hands and nothing to do. Sure I could be cleaning house and stuff but where's the fun in that? So while he slept today I went fishing at the local state park by myself. I should have gone to my aunt's house I would have caught more but she lives on a lake surrounded by homes and very close to the free way so all you can hear is cars and big trucks go whizzing by.
I only caught two fish, one was a female bream, what you guys up north call panfish. We caught fish last week that had eggs in them when Rocky cleaned them. This one was full of eggs too, their bellies turn an orangey color when they have eggs in them. I tossed her back in, she wasn't big enough to keep anyway.
I was fishing with minnows but I'M ALSO AN AVID BASS FISHERMAN oops. They'll eat minnows too but I like artificial bait for them. I am really great with plastic worms but couldn't even get a hit with one. I tried a rooster tail and saw some bankrunners showing interest in it so even after taking it off to try a worm I went back to the rooster tail. About that time an older guy walks up, asks if I'm having any luck, I told him no. Asked what he was fishing for and he said bass too, told him I didn't have any luck with the plastic worn, he said that
s all he ever fished with and that I wouldn't catch anything on that particular lake with a roostertail. Of course just when he said that, I caught a small bass on it.
He left and there's something to be said for knowing that you're the only person fishing a 45 acre lake. I fed Canadian geese some granola. Came over a little rise to see the back side of a blue heron's head, I'd never noticed that they look like there's a pair of eyes looking back at you even from behind. I could hear squirrels arguing over acorns and chasing each other around and around trees. You can buy salmon eggs by the jar, even though there are no salmon here naturally many fish will eat their roe. So I'd throw one over the side to see what would grab it, mostly little bream and small bass. I kept hoping I would see some deer pop out of the woods but this time of year they have other things on their minds. I turned 6 little minnows free today, even though it says not to do it because it upsets the balance of their stock, but what the hell would I do with 6 minnows?
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whatever
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Posted:Nov 12, 2008 3:31 pm
Last Updated:Nov 13, 2008 7:24 am
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There are thousands of people who blog here. What do they blog about? The people that I read believe it or not don't write about sex all the time. The people I read write about their lives and what's happening with them, they mull over problems that they have sort of thinking out loud.There are many things that I needs to write about but can't bring myself to do it. I am too upset, me and my dumb ass pride.
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Come On And Hit Me With Your Best Shot
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Posted:Nov 9, 2008 4:23 am
Last Updated:Nov 10, 2008 8:41 pm
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It's Sunday, 6 in the morning or so and I have to go to work today. I only work weekends now. I do what's known in the nursing world as "The Baylor Plan" I only work 2 days a week and I get paid more than if I worked three and I get to keep all my benefits too!
I've been a nurse for 22 years, I work in the ER now and have for 20 years. When I finished school the first job I had was in the cardiac intensive care unit. Still seems rather odd to me that they would hire a newbie to take care of someof the sickest patients in the hospital. I hated it. They'd calla code and I would hide in one of my patient's rooms acting as if I did'nt hear the loud announcement on the intercom.
Bookworm's condition has me thinking about the old days this morning. Back when cardiac became my thing. Back when blood clot busting drugs were new on the scene and while they did work for some we probably killed as many as we saved by using them.
The way your heart works is really amazing. You have 3 sets of natural pacemakers in your heart so that if one goes out there is another to back it up, the only thing is is that if you lose one the next will only beat about 20 beats less per minute than the one that went out. If you get to your last one, the default setting is around 30. So I had an elderly woman admitted to our unit one night who had such a plight. Her heart rate was 32-35 but her blood pressure was staying up with that so we weren't really doing anything to assist her heart, in the morning she'd go to the OR to get a pacemaker put in. She was in 3rd degree heart block which means slow and kinda outta rhythm. I was sstanding at her bedside talking with her about what would take place in the morning when she suddenly stopped talking in mid sentence. I looked up at the monitor, she was in the slowest ventricular fibrillation I've ever seen. With VF your heart isn't contracting, it's basically just wiggling, kinda like it's having a seizure. Back then we "thumped" people when they went into VF. A thump consists of wadding your hand up and hitting your patient on the sternum. Sometimes it worked and soemtimes it didn't.
It worked, she went from unconscious to screaming at me for hitting her in about 2 seconds. She threw me outta her room, said she was going to tell the doctor in the morning how I abused her when I had just saved her life. That's a nurse's life, underpaid and unappreciated.
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