How do I involve my married neighbour in a 3some?!
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Posted:Apr 16, 2017 9:11 pm
Last Updated:Nov 16, 2019 2:34 am
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Hi guys!!!!!
It’s been ages since I have last written on my blog… growing up sucks I tell you, what happened to the days that I was a CityHookups.com junkie. To the hundreds of emails sitting in my inbox, I am getting there slowly.. but heads up, if you see me check out your profile and I do not respond, it is because I do not like what I see, and need to move on to the next unread messages, so please consider that as a ‘No thanks’.
Where do I start from? A lot has happened since the last time I posted, I have been working and playing hard and even toyed with a few ‘monogamous’ relationship, that didn’t work. Oh I think I like the word pansexual now, it pretty much sums me up but perhaps I am more comfortable with ‘selective pansexuality’ TM guys, to all the researchers here, someone please study me!!
Also my poll, I totally agree with everyone that picked
It turns me off
I wonder about their sexual health
I am not touching that
So guys while I and many others love to watch your home made videos, it is tasteless watching a guy or a chic with multiple partners without protection. Consider this a general advice from Sexpatriate (I should know right?!)
Where do I start this blog…. Ahem…. My last CityHookups.com encounter might be a great place.
MEETING WITH A FETID PENIS
So, I have known this guy on CityHookups.com for a while, safe to say about 4 years. We hooked up once, way back and he would send me a few messages here and there. We then sort of became ‘text friends’ he even came to fix something in my house (without sex).
I had my reservations about him, especially the way he communicated with me, I am a sharp shooter, I say it like I mean in (most times). I thought he was a bit disrespectful about something and he spent many text minutes apologizing and said I took it the wrong way.
Weeks later, he made contact again, and I agreed to go out for drinks with him. We went to this Mexican place, quite well-known and had dinner, the bill was split and I noticed that I paid more (no biggy, but not attractive either). We finished dinner and he drove back to my place, now I remember he has a very nice cock, and said to myself, why not….
We got in bed and he took off his shorts and my whole room smelled as if someone had died. I was like WTF!?! I just changed the sheets and I did a quick smell test on myself, what could be smelling so horribly???? , then I touched his erected and sweaty penis, and it was him!
How do you deal with a stinky penis when you are slightly horny?! It had never happened before, how do I handle the situation?! Thinking about it now makes me want to puke. In the end, let’s just say that he didn’t sleep over; I threw the bedsheet in the washing machine as soon as he left.
Needless to say that put me off penis for a while, at least 2 weeks! I couldn’t get past it. So when I invite someone over now, it has become a norm for me to say ‘take a shower and head down’ and him.. (he reads my blog), has not been invited back and it will remain that way.
Moral of the story, take care of your junk!
CURRENT SITUATION
I have been seeing a few people on the go lately, since my last short term relationship just before Christmas last year. None from CityHookups.com actually, this place is slowly becoming boring, or maybe I should respond to my emails more ha!
Cheeky D
is a beautiful man, 6’3, not exactly ripped, but well-toned in the right places. He is very polite that it made me very uncomfortable hehe. I met Cheeky D on another platform; most people are familiar with.
I was home swiping left and right when I came across his profile, it was obvious that he had traveled a bit, there is something about people that travels, I find that I am able to relate better with them. I swiped right of course and it was an instant match with him.
We spoke for 2 weeks, not regularly, but a few ‘heys’ here and there over the weekend. I invited him over to my place. When he arrived, I was pleasantly surprised, he was much better looking in person, he took me to dinner (or maybe it was the second time… dunno). I drank red wine, while he drank beer. We talked about nonsense, but our bodies was becoming closer and closer, then he asked if he could kiss me (re to polite), I said yes and thankfully Cheeky D was a good kisser, I was immediately eager to see what he ‘works’ with, what it lacked in width, he made up for in length.
Outfit quickly discarded, I don’t think I have met someone lately, that was very into pleasing me as much as Cheeky D, it was as if he wanted to taste and touch every part of my body, it was a massive turn on and I did not hesitate to reciprocate. I honestly think that Cheeky D is a psychic, he knows when I need him to slow down or increase the tempo, or time to change a position, we truly fitted well. He would pleasure me to multiple orgasms before getting one himself.
One thing I definitely like about Cheeky D is his playfulness, the way he looks at me when I am telling him nonsense, how he playfully slap my behind every time I get up, and when I have him in my mouth…. His facial expression is priceless and a massive turn on!
Pros: Simply adorable
Cons: May have to watch his drinking
Macho Man (MM)
Now MM I worked with about 3 years ago, if you are familiar with my blog, it is not the same person I wrote on. MM and I actually worked in the same office. I would describe him as a MAN! 6’3 as well.
MM is not your drop dead handsome kind of man, he had features that would make you look at him twice, his jaw lines are very distinct, ahhhhhhhhhhh a very close resemblance to Daniel Craig (James Bond). Now you catch my drift, Daniel Craig is not exactly a very handsome man, but he definitely look like a shag-able/root-able man
When I worked with MM, we would take smokos together, and when other people were not in the office, we would talk. I had the hots for him, but I am not really the one for office romance, so I kept my distance, but stayed in touch.
We would occasionally talk on watsapp, and arranged two failed dates, thanks to his cat!, we don’t like each other, and we have never met, I don’t know why a pussy would deny another pussy some action where is the ‘sisterhood’?.
So lately, we have become more ‘communicative’ I am not sure if that is a word, no underline, so all good… one fine evening, I asked him what he was up to, and he said not much, I invited him over to my place and he said yes.
A quick trip to the bathroom to take care of business, I have been chasing this dude for a while, and I wanted to communicate my needs as soon as he entered my apartment, no need to waste time! I picked out an outfit that I have had for a while, might attach a photo of it here, it is a French maid lingerie.
I and the girls welcomed him to my apartment (when you see the photo, you will understand). I handed him a glass of red wine and we started talking. He filled me in on the gossips since I left their organisation, it was a good evening. I asked him to kiss me. Again, another good kisser!
I knew he had to work the next day (I wasn’t), we went to the bedroom. The size of his penis was exactly how I had imagined it… ‘plentiful’ he was rock solid, I could see the veins popping massive turn on… I took him in my mouth and clearly he was blown away ‘whoa… whoa… J… that is so good… ‘ according to him, it was the best he has ever hard (ah… weldone J) .
MM fucked me like a MAN, needless to say that his gym game is on point, and you could crack an egg on his butt, but there was a way that he dug deep inside me, the movement of his buttocks, the rhythm, the control, the precision, OMG I was thoroughly fucked, I couldn’t let him go without doggy with the massive penis, but then he warned me ‘I am going to cum J if we do that’ and I told him that I was happy for him to cum provided I get the ‘fast and furious’ treatment. That was my mistake… when he was done with me, my legs were shaking and totally breathless. When he left, I slept like a baby, we have hooked up again
Pros: Champion fucker
Cons: I suspect he may have a girlfriend
Future projects (hehe)
At my job, I am very interested in one man…. He is gorgeous to look at, we don’t work in the same space, but in the same building, while I sometimes work out of their office building, I am not employed by their organisation (does this make sense? Haha). I will call him Cute Guy From Work . We introduced ourselves, and when he sees me and another work mate having a smoke, he always come by to say hello and chat for a while. I plan to make my move very soon, I will keep you all posted.
My very petite neighbour has been coming up when I watch porn, she is stunning and I want to taste her so bad, and also want to watch how she reacts to taking a cock from either Cheeky D or MM, the only problem is that she is married, and I am not quite sure how this will play out hehe, wish me luck.
I will be back again, hopefully not too long, if you have any advice on how to successfully hook up with Cute Guy From Work, please leave me a comment, or I could possibly involve my neighbour’s wife in a 3some excluding her husband. Let me know your thoughts please
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An Uber escape
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Posted:Jun 18, 2016 10:00 pm
Last Updated:Apr 16, 2017 6:57 pm
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As promised last week, I started speaking with Sam and I knew I was going to be blowing his whistle very soon. But I gotta be honest, unlike Ross, Sam did not make me feel extra excited, but his cock was pretty neat, just the way I like ‘em.
We spoke a few times during the week and texted a couple of times. He picked the hotel and showed me photos for my approval, and I have to say that I was impressed that he was going an extra length to meet all good.
Something did not go according to plan for work, so I had to request a pick up from him,although he said it was cool, I could sense he was thinking ‘this chic is a real diva, I just want to fuck he hell out of her, it better be worth it’ hehe, al good.
So he waited 25 minutes more, I had to meet him at the pick up point, it was pouring too! Anyway, I got his rego number and sent it to my boss, who has the unfortunate job of listening to my escapades and all my non-work related issues, poor guy, but he likes me, that makes it easier.. oh, he reads this too, so shout out to you your royal bosship and NO perverts I have not hooked up with him and don’t foresee that happening, he is way too cool for my craziness, so I will spare him
Sam looked upset and barely spoke, so I got the memo an apologised for keeping him waiting, he made me realised I was 26 minutes late, and I was like.. cool down dude!
We got to the hotel, the room was pretty impressive, as a matter of fact, it was the best they had. We settled in nicely, he drank white wine, while I drank my Jack Daniels, we smoked on the balcony and ordered room service. At this point, I still wasn’t particularly moist for him until he took off his shirt! Not a big fan of hairy chest, but he as well toned and at this point more relaxed. He had finished a whole bottle of wine! Footy was on, he tied to teach me the rules (didn’t ask to be taught). Then the movie ‘something’s gotta give’ came on TV and we ate our room service order while we watched.
Now, shout out to all drunks, I don’t have a problem with anyone drinking, but it is less appealing to me especially if you plan to hook up with me. After the feed, he tried to kiss me (no he wasn’t blind drunk, just a bit tipsy), not kidding when he put his tongue in my mouth, it felt like a massive enemy invasion, it felt like he was going to swallow my entire head!.. guys, no girl like you to put your whole tongue in her mouth, take things easy, WTF is wrong with you??
I told him to stop kissing me, I saw his disappointment and told him to take it easy and tried to teach him how to kiss me… still sloppy and less appealing, I put an instant stop to the kisses and then he surprised me.
Oh, I forgot to mention that at this point I was naked under the sheet  . Having denied him access to my mouth, he began to kiss my breast very softly, flickering his tongue over my nipples and caressing them, AT LAST… something feels good, I told myself. Then after, he went down on me.. and I forgave him immediately, apparently, his lips were not made to kiss my lips, but were made to give me pleasure down there.. oh boy!!! I probably cum in less than 5 minutes, Sam was that good and I was impressed and wanted to return the favour.
Sam had a gorgeous cock, it was beautifully crafted, and a delight to have in my mouth, he filled me up, and I enjoyed it so much that it turned me on and wanted him to fuck me so bad, his cock was getting bigger by the second! I told him I want to be fucked, I wanted him to lay there while I ride him reverse cowboy style, I wanted to grind myself so low and take all of him in. I wanted to twerk on his beautiful cock holding my boobs as it bounces… I wanted to wreck his cock!
He got up to get a condom and all of a sudden… big cock got shy.. I was very disappointed, at this stage, he was already on his second bottle of wine. We paused and watched a little movie, smoked and came back in to try again and it worked for maybe 10 minutes.. he kept complementing how amazing my body is, how he enjoys being inside me etc..
Then we started talking, he told me his ex lived close to the hotel and why they broke up, his reason was absurd and I could not believe that I just shagged with his myopic mindset. I didn’t want to stay there one minute later, at about 1:22am on Saturday morning, I had a Uber waiting for me downstairs.
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Getting Back.... First Stop Ross!
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Posted:Jun 12, 2016 11:41 pm
Last Updated:Nov 7, 2016 12:55 am
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His first message to me was on the 27th of August 2015, which simply said ‘wow, I love your body’. Of course, I did not respond to the message, simply because….. I couldn’t be bothered. There are a lot of giant talking dildos on CityHookups.com, I am very much aware of that, but come on guys, write something worth reading, some of us here can actually read and appreciate a well written messge, and it doesn’t need to have several paragraphs!. I am a self-acclaimed sapiosexual, however, I am less judgemental on CityHookups.com simply because we all want to get laid and I am as guilty as everyone else here.
So a little bit info, my last post was over a year ago! It is not that I have not been having fun, with work and life just happening, I have been a bit slack, in that one year, I moved interstate, but I am back in Melbourne and 6 months of that I was with a boy.. hehe I know, I could be tamed with the right person, but that is over now, hence back to exploring… oh boy, I think I will be having a blast.
Now back to the subject matter, I know you perverts can’t really be bothered about my sad love life hehe, I get it. So we will call Mr ‘wow I love your body’ Ross. Ross and I had one thing in common, we both moved to Melbourne because of our respective previous partners, while I moved from Darwin, he moved from Europe, if that is not a serious case of pussy whipped syndrome, I don’t know what to call it… I told him his.
His second email almost a year later got my attention, apparently, he must have read my profile properly and got the memo + probably my blog stories. He came up with this
‘Wow, now you are a sexy lady I am 37 and single, got more pics and would love to chat with you btw your q/a section had me laughing for quite a bit ’
That was definitely an upgrade. And I liked his profile photo, it is tastefully done, just like mine, he had on a white shirt exposing his very fit and athletic body wearing a jeans pulled slightly lower, hanging so delicately that you could see a well defined V.. yum.. I thought to myself, of course I replied to his message almost immediately.
I was single, sex starved for about 3 weeks, and I was loosing my mind, the thought of looking at his body stand right in front of me made me moist, and lust after him without remorse. We sent a few messages back and forth, then we proceed to kik to chat further, I wasn’t comfortable giving him my number just yet.. but our conversations on kik was very mature, we kept it light, but it was obvious that we were both keen to meet.
When I got comfortable, I gave him my number, not kidding, we spoke for over 2 hours on the phone. During the week, we spoke more and communicated via whatsapp. He has a busy job, so do I, but it made us lust after each other even more and the anticipation of meeting up. We set a date for Friday.
Prior to that, I made a few request of what I wanted and he made sure those requests were met, I even got a photo proof. I was ready to go. The night before, I had a bad case of insomnia, simply because I had been monogamous for 6 months, and just anxious. I had business taken care of, everything as they say, was on ‘fleek’ except my nerves, weird. Eventually, I was able to geta 4 hours sleep before work. The plan was to drive straight to his place after work, it was a very wet day, and he was running late, but he spoke to me the whole time
He arrived and helped me out of the car, took my bags with an umbrella and lead me to his apartment. A few observations while we walked, he walked like a soccer player (ladies know what I mean). Long strides, standing straight, making him appear way taller than 6’2, very solid and definitely an eye candy. Ross isn’t exceptionally handsome, as a matter of fact, I can’t tell you if he is, but regardless, he was pleasant to look at.
We tried to be cool and suggested to see a movie, I picked one.. fuck, I don’t even remember what I picked, then he poured me a drink of American honey (one of my request for the evening). We shared our very first kiss with tongues laced with the delicious liquor, it was perfect, Ross was definitely a good kisser, I found myself melting into his body, he stopped after a while I murmured my disapproval, however, the pause was to guide my hands towards his growing partner in crime, and I was pleasantly surprised, to say that I was even more turned on is an understatement.
We picked a spot to watch the movie from. The movie was projected into a wall, but we did not watch the movie… how could we, we had built a sexual tension the whole week, and I just discovered that Ross was a good kisser and can only imagine what other pleasures were in stock for me.
He began to kiss me.. this time more passionately and intense, his hands were hungry for me, I could feel the urgency, the need to explore every inch of my body, I was waiting.. finally , he found me.. I was shameless, my body was not going to play hard to get, I was going to enjoy the night.. so when he found me, I was ready, dripping, without any shame.
He began to explore my insides, it was rough, but I liked it, while kissing me, his fingers were doing wonders inside me, I couldn’t be bothered how many fingers he had in there, I didn’t want him to stop.. not now, not ever! He stopped again, and without waiting for him to speak, I got rid of every other hindrance in this case known as clothing items.. I was completely naked, and so was he, standing right there in front of me, I wanted to taste him, feel his cock inside my mouth and suck him dry! I wanted him so badly and he saw this, and allowed me. Ross was delicious, hearing him catch his breath as soon as my mouth found him, made me want to do crazy things to him. But tonight was going to be my night, Ross wanted me to be happy. He gently pulled his cock out of my mouth at this point very slippery, and very hard. He pushed me down into the couch, raised my legs up and began to eat me out! I probably spoke about four different languages, and maybe invented a few new ones, I was loosing my mind… it felt good.. he knew I am a squirter and wanted to find out, then he began to work my pussy with his fingers.. and in no time, his lovely couch, him and myself were covered in juice… someone shut the tap, we are going to drown! Haha.. his mouth went back to exploring shortly afterwards, and later grabbed a condom… Ross fucked me without mercy and I enjoyed every bit of it. When I sat on his face to ride him, the expression on his face was priceless.. I thought I was winning until he flipped me over without any warning, and showed me who he real boss was.
I am hungry, I told him.. me too, he responded, so dressed entirely in his clothes, we went to grab a late dinner, at this time, we had finished the bottle of American honey, had dinner and commenced the action again, this time in the bedroom, then outside (if you looked, you would have seen us). We fell asleep, exhausted from the sexcercise!then I felt him going down on me at about past 3am! There is no satisfying this one… I love it!
In the morning, same. He took me to lunch on the beach and it was lovely, I had an event to attend, so we had a not-so-quick one before I left his place on Saturday night at 6:30 thoroughly fucked and satisfied.. I am a happy girl.
Just as I write this, I got a call from someone also from CityHookups.com that I will like to call Sam, an incredibly well hung tradie, I was hesitant initially, but haven spoken to him just now, I am damn sure that I will be seeing Sam on Friday. I guess I will be bringing you more juicy stories.
Did you go ‘awwwww… what’s up with Ross then, you shameless slut’, Ross was good, would I like to see him again? Maybe not.. did you ask why? Because there are many fishes in the ocean, I am single and exploring.. I will be back next week with a Sam update.
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Grandpa & I
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Posted:Jan 15, 2015 11:55 pm
Last Updated:Apr 16, 2017 6:59 pm
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I started the new year on a good note, prior to that, I promised my top fan something special, what I had in mind was really a video, so on the last day, I had 3 people become number 1 fans between a space of 10 minutes of less, of those 3, two actually emailed me.
Like you all know, I appreciate a well written email, it is not just about sending me your naked pictures, STOP SENDING ME THOSE UNLESS SOLICITED!’ I don’t know, there is something about a well written message that turns me on, not ‘h’r yah’ WTF is that? … write well people!
So, I received this email from a man I have decided to call Grandpa, and no, he is not old and actually below 35 which I don’t usually do unless for a few special people
It was a Saturday again and we were exchanging emails and I found him fascinating, not for once did his messages initiated sex or as many of you perverts put it ‘ J, I would love to fuck your brains out’ errrrm, please don’t fuck my brains out, but wait a minute, is that even possible? Over to researchers.
Like I said we were sending email back and forth and I thought to myself, Grandpa is not bad at all and I asked him for a face photo and he sent one promptly, there was something about his smile and his eyes… they look very genuine and I asked him out
‘So… what are you doing later tonight? Fancy a trip to Ballarat ‘ I asked him and he said that he would love to, I told him no hassle, and we will probably just hang out, have a couple of drinks and chat and check each other out, he agreed and we set a place to meet.
So, to everyone who know me on and off CityHookups.com, you will know that I am notoriously late for everything except for official matters and that night wasn’t an exemption as I took my time… I like to dress properly for a date, especially an evening one and I prefer to dress to compliment, there is nothing more awkward than dressing up in a designer gown and your date show up like he is going outside to empty the trash can! So when he arrived and I was still home probably catching up on a movie, but dressed (maybe not hehe) He called and I asked what he was wearing
‘just a jeans and a top, nothing fancy’ he said and I am like…. Nope J, you can’t wear this, so I decided to wear a short jeans skirt a black blouse tucked in and a wedge and off I went.
I arrived and he was at our meeting point, poor him, it was raining and trust Ballarat shitty weather, arrggghhhh, I waved at him to come to my side of the road and like an excited school boy, he ran over, I gave him a quick top to toe glance and thought to myself ‘not bad J, not bad at all’
One of the things that attracted me to Grandpa was his voice, he does this funny ********* accent that I thought was pretty cool, he was very easy to talk to and a perfect gentleman and I knew that ‘tonight’s gonna be a good good night’ we shared jokes and gossiped about everything , I was thinking to myself, ‘what a catch’ we club hopped and at the last place, very famous here with lots of , I have never been there alone, I always go with someone and the last time I was with friends, a drunk 19 year old tried to pick me up ewwwwwwwwwwww.
While dancing and watching young Aussies do what I think is ‘dancing’ and a couple of drinks in our arsenal, Grandpa kissed me, it was a long, deliberate, eager, exploring, beautiful kiss that left me breathless, and I am like ‘good kisser…… jackpot’ I complimented his kiss and he said I was a good kisser too and I responded ‘I know’ that for unknown reason was funny too him, so I decided to reply every compliment with ‘I know’ haha it was good.. we decided to leave……… we both knew where we were headed…. Duhhhhh my home, my bed
He kissed me again and
Grandpa: Let’s go home
Me: Cool
Grandpa: After you
Me: Errmm can we drive?
Grandpa: I think we are okay we have had xxx amount of drinks in xxxx amount of hours, that is xxx, we are good
Me: Cool, so I am going to drive in front of you, where are you parked
Grandpa: (points) out there, it is a small car right in front of that one
Me: cool
So I went to my car and drove towards him as it was on the way home… for a split second I did not see him and was going to park to the side when I saw him pull out Grandpa drives a Porsche! For a weird moment, I was like, of all the people I know that owns and drive Porsches, this one is by far the most down to earth, there was no accidental key drop, or nonchalantly dropping it on the table for EVERYONE to see… Grandpa is kinda cool I thought.
We got back to mine… and I plied him with more alcohol, sitting on the couch and talking about nonsense, he took my glass off me suddenly and kissed me it was better than the first and I was lost in his embrace enjoying as his hands explore my body, I had told him earlier that I wasn't wearing any panties under my skirt and I guess it was his time to confirm.
He slipped his finger inside me, I was surprised at my wetness, it must be all those wet kisses and alcohol that I had been consuming, his hands was good, I am sure that he had mastered the art perfectly and knows how to please a woman with them, he was still kissing me when he paused and looked at me… no words needed, I lead him to the bedroom.
In the bedroom, he helped me undress and I watched him undress, he was gorgeous in his over 6ft frame, he kissed me again and slowly he lowered his kisses and lower he went…. He kept going until he found me, moist ……. He came in, no further invitation required.
He left midday the next day and boy did I miss him lying in my bed and having him inside me.. he was not selfish and eager to please….
Fast forward to the next weekend, I drove to his place to spend the weekend; we had kinda sorta agreed to have a monogamous relationship (yeah, the chemistry was that good), get tested etc and while we are free to play with other people protected as both tests came good… I was excited at having him all to myself the next weekend, although I arrived at almost 2am in the morning it was once again splendid and I taught him how to make me squirt, he liked it and asked me to allow him do it again haha…
He woke me up in the morning his massive hard on, it was very hard that once he plunged the monster inside me, I was wide awake and Grandpa pounded away… taking me on the journey I love 
Three days ago….. I deleted his number off my phone
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When I hooked up with R
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Posted:Sep 19, 2014 9:13 pm
Last Updated:Jan 21, 2015 10:42 pm
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Okay fellow pervs, I know it has been a while since I last posted here... who knew life could get any busier...phew!!
Anyway, welcome here again, I had a very recent encounter and I had to share, can't help myself haha.. So I will take you back to the beginning
I got this email a while ago, it was nicely written, just the way I like to be approached, clue... use spellcheckers people! it is a turn on, if you do not take time to write to me... I cant trust you with my pussy QED!
So I received this email and it was articulate and straight to the point, so I checked out the profile and was immediately skeptical, come closer let me tell you more.....
Over 6ft 4inc tall, his photos looked amazing, something cut out of a magazine, this mister looked like he should have no business on CityHookups.com, there should be girls throwing themselves at him at every given opportunity, people like him should be banned from CityHookups.com.
So I told him point blank 'why didn't you use your real photos? you write well, you seem bright, what's with the insecurity?' he was calm and said 'I get that a lot, but that is truly me, if you have skype, we can talk ' now I have had few encounters on skype people, FYI people, some really sick people have a pre recorded cam sessions and they can load it on skype or anywhere that uses a webcam, I wasn't going to fall for that, but I agreed to skype.
Alarm bells went off because his skype name wasn't who he told me on CityHookups.com, I didn't ask questions yet and decided to play along.. then he came on my screen live... it was him!! but still had my reservations, so I decided to put him through series of confirmation if I was talking to a live person or a pre recorded cam, here is what you do people... you say stuffs like show me your hands, no... the other one... is that a picture behind you?.... I need to get a new phone, what phone do you use? can I see yours? is it good?.... now you get the drift.
After all the confirmation test, I hit him with the ' so why do you have another name here speech' he said it was a pseudonym and told me his real name and boy was he famous???!!! I googled the hell out of him.
So now it was time to set the ball rolling, I have had my fair share of people like him, and I knew how to play the game a bit more than the average Jane, I blew him off many times, sometimes intentional other times not, but I was enjoying myself, good looks is not enough to stimulate me, personality does a whole lot more for me.
Anyway, I agreed to meet with him on a Friday, and he sent a text to say where he is and if I wanted to be picked up... I did not text back... mister famous with good looks can wait or find another
Then after over an hr, I sent a text to cancel, and he said okay, maybe some other time... FYI I was home, doing a marathon on porn website and had to change batteries three times, easy to go hardcore haha
So, we set up another meeting on a weekday, I guess he figured out what I was going and decided to give me a taste of my medicine, he asked to meet and I said 'sure I would love to, when?' he said he would let me know the details, the day came and went no word from him and I didn't bother to send a text.
Out of the blue he came back again wanting to meet up, this time I agreed and meant it. We set a day and time and where we should meet, but I warned him .... If you knew J you would know that she is notorious for being late with the exception of official matters.. So I kept him waiting for another hour and then we met.......
I like to think that I am quite tall, but this walking masterpiece of goodness dwarfed me! He looked like all his pictures that I had researched and even better in person, WHAT!!! so we went to have a couple of drinks, I saw women gawking at him and having instant orgasms, I smiled to myself 'not tonight bitches, this one is mine for the night'
He went to get drinks and all eyes were on him, the boys not excluded, I watched him stroll down to the bar all majestic as if he owned the place, and boy he looked the part, I excused myself before he got back to our seat, I saw him looking around for me haha.. wicked I know, I couldn't help it, then he took out his phone and sent me a text ' did you bail out on me?' at this time, I was already in the ladies, I sent a text back ' yeah had to quickly come make out with the hot bartender in the ladies' he sent back ' '
We drove back to 'our point of action' I will not disturb you with the make of the car or whatnot, it might give him away, but think of a vehicle that is HOT but can also fit a massage table! yep Mr incredibly handsome Adonis plan to oil and massage Sexpatriate!
He set up the table and found a towel to put on it, 'strip' he commanded and boy did I OBEY! He stood there watching me undress and climbed the massage table, his hands were incredibly firm and soothing as he massaged the oil into my skin, it felt so good I was already dreaming when I heard his voice ' lay on your back now' I OBEYED, I only knew then that he was naked when I turned, how did I miss that? his hands were on me the whole time.. Adonis is a part time magician I concluded.. then i saw that he had a massive hard one
I nudged him closer to me so that i can cover him in my mouth, it felt very good. His cock was clean, thick, long and cut! is it Christmas already? while I took care of his cock in my mouth, he absolutely took care of me downtown, his hands were skillful as he slide his finger back and forth inside me, I didn't know how many fingers he had down there, it could be 100 for all I care and it felt so good, I like to squirt and my pussy know this too, but it takes its sweet time, not many people get the reward, but this time, the damn pussy betrayed me, everywhere was wet within seconds, I could tell it turned him on.
He carried me from the massage table to the bed, there he oiled himself chest down and gave me one of those body massages, I was in paradise, he got up to grab a condom, watching him in all his 6'4 glory, ripped body glory made me crazy with anticipation
He came back to the bed, I made myself useful, I guided his cock inside my mouth, this girl ain't gonna lie, that shit was too huge to deep throat and while I may have thought of many ways to die, having a dick stuck in my throat wasn't one of them. I decided to focus on his balls, and boy did I treat them good, it was so good he begged me to stop HAHA.. talk about trashed ego!
The whole world stood still when he entered me, the only thing I could hear was his breathe hmmmmm or maybe that was even mine, then the marathon began!
Let's just say he is the best I have had in a very long time... and although my uterus was MIA for the better part of the next day, I felt completely satisfied, although Mr Adonis was gone the next morning, I woke up to a note
' J, I had a great time, we should do this again when I get back from Indonesia, will call you .......R'
I got his message...... he is back and want to catch up,,,,, ' I am extremely busy, I don't see that happening anytime soon' I replied and his response was ' I will wait'
I am not exactly sure why he said that, but as far as I am concerned, you fuck pretty boys once and move on to the next, they are a lot of trouble.. I will be sure to direct him to this post and ladies..... I am done now, you can all have him
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The Swingers Club
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Posted:Jun 27, 2014 8:40 pm
Last Updated:Mar 9, 2015 5:10 pm
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So.... I used to be a big swinger some few years ago, my ex and I used to attend parties in Asia, and out of the blue today, I find myself longing to join the scene today.... it is pretty intense and since I haven't been to any party in Australia, I am open to suggestions and to those who have, what was your experiences? what was the crowd like? while I enjoy dicky hunting, I would rather prefer a more matured professional crowd...
So, single and open to options, I may be willing to go with someone from here the first time... so, let the application begin!
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Update......
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Posted:Jun 22, 2014 8:06 pm
Last Updated:Jun 22, 2014 8:07 pm
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Sorry for coming back late to hand in my report card from Friday night.....
Well... the sex didn't happen, it was a lovely night though, he was charming and very open....
Will I see him again? that depends, if he is buying the drinks
Have a lovely week all.....
PS: I may have something brewing....time will tell
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Tonight's Date...... To Fuck or Not Fuck?
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Posted:Jun 19, 2014 8:07 pm
Last Updated:Jun 26, 2014 7:47 am
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Well.... it is not actually a date-date... however, we will call it one
I sometimes work in a testosterone filled environment and honestly I have had my share of eye popping delicious male species prowling all day long and had occasional bumps, however I mind my own business, smile, polite and open to conversations now and then
One factor of being a smoker is, you quickly form some kind of 'friendship' with nicotine junkie like yourself and form a little bit of hellos and heys every now and then
One of such is a nice gentleman I will call 'Sam', and on one of my ciggies breaks, this conversation started
Sam: Hey what are you up to
Me: Nothing much
Sam: Got a lot to do today?
Me: Yeah a bit more, but I may finish early and head home
Sam: You seem excited to go back home, meeting with the boyfriend?
Me: haha nah, I just like the comfort of my bed after a hard day's work, and no boyfriend
Sam: No boyfriend? you don't date Aussie men?
Me: Nope not really (THERE IS A HUGE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FUCKING AND DATING, AT LEAST IN MY BOOKS!!!)
Sam: Why?
Me: Lack of common sense, courtesy, selfish to a fault, just plain stupid
Sam: Wow, really?
Me: Yes really
Sam: Well, you can't generalise, you haven't been on a date with me?
Me: Yeah and you are different?
Sam: Maybe, how about drinks after work?
Me: hmmmmm... if you are buying, I will be there
Sam: Of course am buying
Me: You better be, I don't split bills
Sam: If I asked someone out, it is my shout
Me: Good
Sam: Friday night?
Me: I will be there
Oh, 'Max' asked what I was doing this weekend, and I told him I have accepted an invitation from work, he hasn't replied my text (OKAY, THANK YOU, MOVE ALONG NOW).
So, I will be having drinks tonight with a nice gentleman, so I ask myself, to fuck or not fuck? will keep you pervs posted
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Friday Night
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Posted:Jun 14, 2014 2:25 am
Last Updated:Jul 6, 2014 1:14 am
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After the Thursday disappointment, I was bent on having some fun this weekend, my partner in crime called and wanted to hang out and I said YES!
Okay, maybe not my partner in crime per say, he is very happily married, but still find time to hang out with me.. nothing sexual, he drove to my house and I fed him dinner (VERY TYPICAL OF ME) and we decided to hit a karaoke bar for some good Aussie fun
As usual the karaoke bar was filled with people displaying all form of madness and various illnesses, half drunk peeps singing at the top of their lungs and I must not forget the lady dressed like she was just returning from one of the scenes in Game of Thrones, it was a fun night, however no potential for me.. I know this town too well.
I picked up my phone and sent a text to this guy we will call Max .. I met Max on one of my solo weekend trips to the clubs, he was really nice, cute and VERY POLITE , he was younger than me.. now, anyone that has read my profile know that I DO NOT 'DO' younger men, I can't be bothered with giving directions on how to please me, there will be a time that I may need the service of a younger man in my cougar days, but right now J can't be bothered with providing anyone with a manual.
So, we exchanged numbers and often send text messages, however since we first met, the timing had been off for both of us with regards to having dinner (YEAH RIGHT), a woman knows if she want or willing to shag a man within 5 minute of talking to him
Me: Hey Max, how have you been, am out and about tonight, what are you up to?
Max: Hey J, how have you been, am out with a buddy of mine at xxx, will be nice to meet you at some point, where are you?
Me: I am at xxx with a friend, just got there
Max: Okay, how is it? here is not that fun tonight
Me: Well, here is banging, lots of girls here too (WHAT GIRLS? AS FAR AS I WAS CONCERNED I WAS THE ONLY GIRL THERE )
Max: Okay, will come by and say hello
While waiting for Max, my PIC and I were gossiping and observing our surroundings with, looking at new friendship formation to the creepy guy standing in the middle of the floor with beer in hand, I knew something was up with him, he proved me right when he was trying to 'hook up' with an obvious mentally unstable girl that had come with her equally mentally unstable partner (NO DISRESPECT), how did I know she was unstable? for one, she was displaying her teeth the whole night, and looking at me! not kidding...
Any way Max arrived, I told him where I was and he came by to say hello, I introduced him to my PIC, he left and came back with his friend and introduced him, we went out for some ciggs and my PIC had to leave.. moment later Max, his friend and I left to another place.
The music was fantastic and for once, it was consistent to shout out to the DJ at K Lounge haha.. now Max was consistently asking to buy me drinks, I agreed once at the karaoke
Max: Let me buy you a drink
Me: Okay (went to the bar)
Max: What do you want?
Me: Jack and coke
Max: Really? a girl like you? Jack? not red wine maybe?
Me: ermmm... girls like me drink neat Jack
Max: haha.. okay
So offering to buy me drinks again was cute but I declined on 3 occasions, now what Max is oblivious to is the fact that if I wanted to shag a man, you don't need to get me drunk, probably not a good idea to try to get me drunk either, because I am a self conscious and defensive drunk (BE WARNED)
The place was packed last night, young people misbehaving under the influence of alcohol, I managed to find myself at the front of the dance floor, literally kissing the DJ and body grinding on me, sweat mixed with alcohol was the fragrance in the air yuck! (AM GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT). So when Max offered to buy me a drink the 4th time, I agreed and he ran off to get me one.
He found me still squashed at the front dancing, he gave me the drink, then asked me
Max: When do I get to kiss you?
Me: Depends on how I feel after this drink
Max: Okay
And I immediately gave him a quick peck on his lips and kept dancing, oh I forgot, he asked me when he was away getting the drinks via text if I wanted to go to his place later (YEAH RIGHT AND LEAVE THE COMFORT OF MY BED AND HAVE TO DO THE WALK OF SHAME THE NEXT MORNING? NOT LIKELY)
So he asked me again while dancing, I said my place.. moment later we left and took a cab home. I warned him previously that I don't drink coke at home and I drink my liquor neat, I think he had a 'deaf' moment, I poured him a glass of Canadian Club on the rocks and did the same, we went out to smoke, he didn't like his drink very much he needed something to dilute and I teased him endlessly about not being able to drink like a man.
I left to dash into the shower, need to get rid of the K Lounge musk following me about and also take care of some intimate issues (MY PRINCESSES KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT I AM ON ABOUT *WINK*) got out and saw him cosy on the couch
Max: I am sorry I have been a lousy companion, I am just very tired, I got back from work, showered and went to meet my friend
Me: Nah.. don't worry about it, you are fine, maybe a shower will help
Max: Are you suggesting that I stink (he smiled)
Me: No you don't
Max: J, I can go home if you like (YEAH RIGHT!!! WHO IS HE KIDDING)
Me: At past 2 in the morning? not likely, come to bed
I went to switch off all the lights and got back into the bedroom, I noticed he took off his jeans already and now under the sheets (GOOD BOY). I got next to him and I honestly can't remember what we talked about the next few minutes. Then we kissed, so he is not exactly the best kisser but it wasn't sloppy at all! maybe a 65% kisser
However, what he lacked in kissing skills, he made up for in length and thickness... WHATTTTTTT!!! BOY WAS PACKED TO THE BRIM, and when I dug into his boxers to free the dragon, I was a happy girl and I was for a very long time last night and this morning too
PIC called to ask how it went this afternoon.. I grinned... 'It was a good one' I said
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Follow Up....
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Posted:Jun 12, 2014 7:37 am
Last Updated:Jun 14, 2014 11:41 pm
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So, I didn't make my move at 6pm like I promised myself.. I did about 8pm and didn't call like I said I would, but sent a message
Me: Hi, it's J here, you were at my house today to service my alarm system, the alarm just went off a while ago for about a minute (BITCH BE LYING HER ASS OFF), but it stopped now, do you know why this happened?
Man: Hi J, Sorry I don't know why that would have happened.. if it does happen again, call the office on xxxxx and they will be able to organise something for you
Me: Okay, thanks and enjoy your weekend. Are you local? (BITCH BE PLOTTING HER MOVE)
Man: Thanks, you too. No I'm from Melbourne
Me: (DANG) Oh.. okay. thanks If you come by here again, come say hello.... hopefully will be awake then. Thanks for your time
Man: Thanks, I 'll keep that in mind
Me:
End of discussion..... well a girl can wish right.... solemn vow to never open my door looking like a rejected refugee ever again... until then dicky hunting continues!!
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J's Ramblings... Where I Kiss and Tell
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Posted:Jun 11, 2014 5:21 pm
Last Updated:Jul 5, 2014 8:10 pm
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The door bell woke me up this morning, I knew some alarm people were coming to the house this morning to check whatever they check annually, having had a late night sleep last night (no perverts, not what you are thinking) I finally managed to drift to sleep about 5 am this morning and then out of the blue 'tang ....tang' the door bell rang, I seriously thought I was imagining things, but being the smart ass that I am, I knew it was the alarm people... anyway.. got up and dragged myself to the door.
Oh... I need to mention that I wore to bed, an oversize baggy tracks, an old T shirt, I wore a pair of sock, put on my robe and a beanie on my head, if you are wondering what all this look like in the mirror, answer is not flattering at all, I looked like an homeless sex starved female..
Fast forward to the door, without looking, I opened the door and BAM!! standing outside was a cocktail of Channing Tatum,Michael Vartan, Simon Baker, and a thin slice of David Beckham and maybe throw a bit of George Clooney for his smile effect and a dash of Johnny Depp for his one single tat (at least that I could see) 'Solace' and this was the conversation that went between us
Man: hello my name is 'xxx'
Me: nod
Man: you are J?
Me: nod
Man: I am from xxx and I am here to check your alarm
Me: nod
Man: can I come in
Me: nod
Man: thank you
Me: nod
I lead the way to the alarm and he mounted the wee ladder and started working.. I stood opposite watching him
Man: how many rooms do you have here
Me: (point at two rooms)
Man: you don't talk much do you
Me: nod... I just got out of bed and ....
Idiot if I knew they were going to send someone this MANLY, I would have at least be ready and here I was standing looking at this beautifully made man with a giant watermelon hanging nicely in my throat..
Man: that's done, please sign here (I did), Thanks would you please get
the door (I did), Thanks, enjoy your day (I nod)
Back in my bedroom, what the hell just happened? out of habit I checked my phone and found a missed call and voicemail, I played the voicemail
'hello this is xxx from xxx, I am standing outside your door, I have an appointment today .......' i didn't wait, it was Mr Macho, I got out my other mobile, feigning ignorance I called ....(yeah bitch finally got her voice back)
Me: hello, I got a missed call from this number and calling back
Man: hi J, it is xxx I just left your house
(I was moon-walking on the inside, he remembers my name)
Me: oh hi, sorry I was literally sleep walking when you came by
Man: it's okay, sorry it was a bit early, now you can go back to sleep
Me: thanks, enjoy the rest of your day
Man: thanks J, you too..
I have come to the conclusion that I want to blow his whistle and I have a plan but for ethics sake (if I have any at this point) I will wait until maybe 6 tops... I will have a shot of Vodka and will dial his number again......
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