Painful.....
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Posted:Jun 21, 2012 5:09 am
Last Updated:Jun 25, 2012 4:17 am
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We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.
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~Kenji Miyazawa~
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Getting My Ass Kicked.....
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Posted:Jun 20, 2012 5:09 am
Last Updated:Jun 25, 2012 4:19 am
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Seriously, I'm getting my ass kicked here. So no one is voting for me...... Makes me feel like you guys don't love me anymore 
bustybettyboop is back at it again. She's holding a contest in her blog Between the sheets with busty
And she's put me in the running for [post 2938412]
And I've been the only person to vote for myself..... Kinda sad really.....
Now get your Horny Asses over there and vote!!!!!
Not that you REALLY have to worry, the world ends December 21, 2012 anyway, you won't get to see my spread
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Ready For Reality.....
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Posted:Jun 20, 2012 5:03 am
Last Updated:Jun 21, 2012 4:55 am
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Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
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~Philip K. Dick~
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Penetrate.....
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Posted:Jun 19, 2012 5:09 am
Last Updated:Jun 19, 2012 7:18 pm
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To succeed in the world, it is much more necessary to possess the penetration to discover who is a fool than to discover who is a clever man.
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~Cato The Elder~
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Sex Dream.....
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Posted:Jun 18, 2012 8:22 pm
Last Updated:Jun 26, 2012 7:32 pm
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How do you react when someone tells you that they have had a sex dream about you?
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Which Way Do I Go George.....
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Posted:Jun 18, 2012 4:54 am
Last Updated:Jun 18, 2012 8:08 pm
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More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction.Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
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~Woody Allen~
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Find The Light.....
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Posted:Jun 16, 2012 7:55 am
Last Updated:Jun 18, 2012 4:38 am
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Truly, it is in the darkest that ones finds the light, so when you are in sorrow, then this light is nearest to all of us.
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Ahhhhhhhh.....
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Posted:Jun 15, 2012 8:10 pm
Last Updated:Jun 15, 2012 8:10 pm
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I didn't come here to read with my ears
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I came here to scream with my eyes
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Graceful Loser.....
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Posted:Jun 15, 2012 5:00 am
Last Updated:Jun 15, 2012 7:37 pm
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Lose as if you like it; win as if you are use to it.
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~Tommy Hitchcock~
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Scientifically Proven.....
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Posted:Jun 14, 2012 8:39 pm
Last Updated:Jun 19, 2012 4:53 am
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It has been scientifically proven.....
That this blog is right 60% of the time when it's right 100% of the time.
It's hard to get to this point, but if it were easy, everyone would be doing it.
Now that I have blown your mind with these figures, go back, think about it and sit on it for a while.
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Grammatical Lesson In Fuck.....
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Posted:Jun 14, 2012 7:41 pm
Last Updated:Jun 17, 2012 9:14 pm
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Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word Fuck.
Out of all the English words beginning with F, Fuck is the single one referred to as the "F-word". It's the one magical word. Just by it's sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
Fuck, as most of the other words in English, has arrived from Germany. Fuck from German's "Fliechen" which mean to strike.
In English, Fuck folds into many grammatical categories.
As a transitional verb for instance;
" Fucked ."
As an intransitive verb;
" Fucks."
It's meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as;
"liv_is_ded is doing all the Fucking work."
As part of an adverb;
"bazzarkt07 talks too Fucking much."
As an adverb enhancing an adjective;
"ninner1998 is so Fucking beautiful."
As a noun;
"massageman00 doesn't give a Fuck".
As part of a word;
"abso-Fucking-lutely" or "in-Fucking-credible".
Or as almost every word in a sentence;
"Fuck the Fucking Fuckers!".
As you must realize, there aren't many words with the versatility such as the word "Fuck", as in these examples used as the following words;
- fraud: "I got Fucked"
- trouble: "I guess I'm really Fucked now"
- dismay: "Oh, Fuck it!"
- aggression: "Don't Fuck with me, buddy!"
- difficulty: "I don't understand this Fucking question"
- inquiry: "Who the Fuck was that?"
- dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the Fuck is going on here"
- incompetence: "He's a Fuck-Tard!"
- dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and Fuck yourself?"
I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all these multipurpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word?
Now, go and use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it with me, loudly and proudly:
FUCK YOU!!!!!
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Still Undecided.....
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Posted:Jun 14, 2012 4:57 am
Last Updated:Jun 14, 2012 6:56 pm
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Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them,
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~Laurence J. Peter~
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