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Confessions Of A Trouser Clown
 
























My Confessions for the world to know, and a few of yours to go along with mine.

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Much Love, Much Respect, and Great Adventures to Follow.


























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Better Virtue.....
Posted:Jul 19, 2012 5:00 am
Last Updated:Jul 19, 2012 5:01 am
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I don't like people who have never fallen or stumbled. Their virtue if lifeless and it isn't much of value. Life hasn't revealed their beauty to them.

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~Boris Pasternak~






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Practice Makes Perfect.....
Posted:Jul 18, 2012 4:40 am
Last Updated:Jul 18, 2012 4:40 am
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You know what makes a good looser? Practice!

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~Ernest Hemingway~






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What Have You Been Doing.....
Posted:Jul 17, 2012 7:22 pm
Last Updated:Jul 25, 2012 3:40 pm
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Yeah, I know I've been on here, posting jokes, being my smartass self and all, but I haven't really said anything worth while, ..... not really as if anyone cares and all, but here's a life update of the world of MO

My stress level has been rising higher and higher as the days pass. Work gets busier when you hire a new doctor to work in the office, but not additional employees to help with the influx of patients that we have coming into our office. It's being "Considered" to start looking for new hires to help. Our office has operated in the past with 3 doctors on staff, 2 doctors Monday through Thursday and one on Fridays. Now we're operating at 3 doctors Monday and Tuesdays, 2 Doctors Wednesdays through Friday ALONG with an Intern from college working Monday through Thursday. Then with them working through 4 patients an hour each and 2/3's of those patients coming to see me after they are finished, and that I see myself 4-15 patients a day myself..... I'm a little overloaded!!!!! I am actually one person in a position that I have asked others where with 2 doctors they have 4 of me..... I have 4 doctors and one of me. You do the math!!!!!

Our office manager has told me not to worry, that they will try to pull a tech when they aren't busy working with patients to come help me..... Kinda hard to do when I get backed up 4 and 6 people in line, each patient I work with can take upwards of 45 minutes, and then all the techs have no clue how to even do my job because they tend to be fearful of even coming out into my area. Then they walk around, and then I hear the words, "I don't know, let me ask....." ..... HELLO!!!!! This is why I have spent a month with everyone in our office training them to be able to help me, and now you have to ask?????

So needless to say, I don't get a lot of time to even think let alone go take a piss at work. I have had to work 6 days a week and even on the 4th of July just to be able to play catch up.

Personally I've been stressed at home too, and a little depressed. I don't feel well, I keep meaning to work out until I'm ready to keel over so I can get my ass back in shape, but instead I just come home and sit on my ass. I have nothing to keep me accountable to actually keep up with it.

I can finally relax a little bit about the ex, I have heard nothing of her, she has stopped all attempts in trying to contact me from jail. I do expect some kind of letter from her inquiring as to what I should do with her stuff.

I'm still looking for some kind of part time job to bring in a little extra cash to make life a little easier on a single persons income. However that's easier said then done. And twice as hard when I can't even get out of my job on time due the overload at work. And if you're saying overtime should help, yeah, right. 10 to 30 minutes isn't gonna help shit with this economy. I need something where I can work a small amount and make a lot..... anyone know anything illegal I can do that has the lowest risk of ever getting caught at?

Well, that's it for now as if you care, well those other then the ones who want to get into my pants.






Now this makes the day end better!!!!!

Alright website monkeys approving posts, Please for the love of God, Approve the picture, and Stop removing text that does not violate TOU!!!!!



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Life Is.....
Posted:Jul 17, 2012 5:05 am
Last Updated:Jul 17, 2012 7:28 pm
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Life is like a corndog.....











I don't know why, It just is!!!!!








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You Never Know.....
Posted:Jul 17, 2012 4:49 am
Last Updated:Jul 18, 2012 6:57 pm
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The thing that's important to know is that you never know. You're always sort of feeling your way.

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~Diane Arbus~






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Won't Give Head.....
Posted:Jul 16, 2012 5:07 am
Last Updated:Jul 18, 2012 6:58 pm
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Dating a girl who won't give head is like buying a car that won't turn left.....









You can, but why?








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Ready To Risk.....
Posted:Jul 16, 2012 4:59 am
Last Updated:Jul 16, 2012 5:01 am
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Often the difference between a successful person and a failure is not one's better abilities or ideas, but the courage that one has to bet one's ideas, to take a calculated risk - and to act.

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~André Malraux~






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Man's Guide To Love.....
Posted:Jul 14, 2012 1:24 pm
Last Updated:Jul 16, 2012 8:55 pm
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The Man's Guide to Love And Lasting Relationship




1. Find a woman who makes you laugh.



2. Find a woman who has a job and loves house work.



3. Find a woman who is honest.



4. Find a woman who will wait on you hand and foot.



5. Find a woman who is awesome in the bedroom.





6. Most Important of all. It Is VERY IMPORTANT that theses five woman NEVER meet!










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Boldly Going......
Posted:Jul 14, 2012 12:14 pm
Last Updated:Jul 14, 2012 12:15 pm
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Boldness, and again boldness, and always boldness!

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~Georges-Jacques Danton~






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Friday The 13th Rules.....
Posted:Jul 13, 2012 4:45 pm
Last Updated:Jul 14, 2012 8:14 pm
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It's Friday the 13th, but keep calm. Follow these rules and you will make it through the night alive.



Don't Go Swimming
Don't Have Sex
Don't Smoke

Don't Drink
Don't Go Out

Don't Slip Up
Don't Run From The killer. If You Trip, Get Up And run
And Above All
Turn On the Stupid Light When Entering Any Room!










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It Pays To Discover.....
Posted:Jul 13, 2012 5:20 am
Last Updated:Jul 14, 2012 8:12 pm
9846 Views





Beer: $10.00
Dinner: $30.00
Condoms: $4.00



Finding out she swallows and has no gag reflex.....



PRICELESS!!!!!





Fuck MasterCard! It Pays To Discover!!!!!









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Stop Looking At My Door.....
Posted:Jul 13, 2012 5:08 am
Last Updated:Jul 13, 2012 9:43 pm
10435 Views




When one door closes another door opens; bu we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us.

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~Alexander Graham Bell~






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Shampoo Study.....
Posted:Jul 12, 2012 5:18 am
Last Updated:Jul 12, 2012 8:26 pm
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In a study, I asked 100 women which shampoo the preferred.....





The Top Answer was.....









How The Hell Did You Get In Here?!?!?!?!?!









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