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Confessions Of A Trouser Clown
 
























My Confessions for the world to know, and a few of yours to go along with mine.

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Much Love, Much Respect, and Great Adventures to Follow.


























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Root Of All My Problems.....
Posted:Aug 3, 2012 5:16 am
Last Updated:Aug 6, 2012 4:52 am
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I must say I hate money. But it's the lack of it that I hate the most.

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~Katherine Mansfield~






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Foolish Ways.....
Posted:Aug 1, 2012 4:42 am
Last Updated:Aug 10, 2012 11:19 am
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He who does not like wine, song and wife, remains a fool for the whole of his life.

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~Martin Luther~


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This House Has Been Exorcised Of The Demons.....
Posted:Jul 31, 2012 7:36 pm
Last Updated:Aug 6, 2012 8:22 pm
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Yep, the last and final piece of the puzzle has been removed from my place. The Bitches Shit is GONE!!!!!

So Monday night I decided to try and go through my hard drive and clean it up of any files that I have no use for anymore. And I came across a very interesting document. It was a "Testimony" that she had typed up as if she was going to be giving a speech to a large counseling or church group. Upon reading it, I discovered it mentioned another yet ANOTHER ex-husband. Yep, another man that she claims to be married too for 17 years. Whom she never had with, whom he cheated on her with prostitutes and gave her STD's and so on and so forth. It was a file that she made back in 2008 that I apparently gotten from her laptop when backing up her files.

So I sent the other guy, the guy she had the affair with while with me, and email with it attached. He was a bit shocked by it and told me he was in the making another letter to send to her and that he was printing it off to give to her to try and explain her way out of yet another husband that she was married to for 10+ years. Which is mathematically impossible considering she's only 31 and we've come across 3 letters that she has written saying she was married to for 15 to 17 years each.

He told me that she has responded to his letters with his direct questions, and the fact that he's been including envelopes and stamps for her to mail to him. I on the other hand told her if she wants to tell me anything, she can do it herself.

So last night I got a call from the other guy, asking how much stuff of hers was still here, I told him and asked why. He said that he's going to go to her court date next month which is over a 3 hour drive away, and give her a ride back up here to get her to her other court date and then drop her off at the shelter. ..... Yeah, I think more of the fact that he's taking her back, lol.

So he got here, we packed his truck with as much of her stuff as we could. He gave me my DVD's back, and I gave him all his video games back. We packed as much as we could, and tossed the rest into the dumpster. He kept trying to defend his reasoning to go down there and reason for being in constant contact with her so that "He" can get some answers from her. He who spent all of 7 months with her. He who was so wronged by her..... HA, yeah right, HE is still in love with her and can't stand the fact that HE got played and not being the player.

I told him that he needs to drop her off at one of the shelters up here in which my Step-Father is the PR director and my Mother is the HR Director for. He said that was already his plan because she said that she personally knows the Director and that he's fake and a liar and blah blah blah. Yeah, I blew that hole in her lie. She's never met him, never once, she only heard my step-father speak of him. She just knows that if she is taken there, she will see my family there and will have to be confronted with them face to face. He said it was already a part of his plan, but it was set in stone now sense he knows why she wanted to avoid that place.

He claims that he wants nothing to do with her, but came over here to get all her stuff to hold in his place for the next month until he decides to willingly drive 3+ hours to a court hearing because he wants to know more of what it's about and so he can get her to himself for 3+ hours to question her.





All In all let's wrap this up.... HER SHIT IT GONE!!!!!

This House is Now Clean!!!!!









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Keep Shooting.....
Posted:Jul 31, 2012 6:06 am
Last Updated:Aug 6, 2012 4:42 am
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Big shots are only little shots that keep on shooting.

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~Christopher Morley~






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COFFEE.....
Posted:Jul 30, 2012 4:51 am
Last Updated:Jul 31, 2012 5:54 am
9904 Views




Without my morning coffee, I am just like a dried-up pice of roast goat.

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~Johann Sebastian Bach~






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Yes Yes Yes No No No.....
Posted:Jul 28, 2012 11:20 am
Last Updated:Jul 30, 2012 8:08 pm
9835 Views




The Oldest and shortest words - "yes" and "no" - are those which require the most thought.

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~Pythagoras~






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Truthfully.....
Posted:Jul 26, 2012 5:25 am
Last Updated:Jul 28, 2012 11:10 am
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When you don't want to fool the world, tell the truth.

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~Otto Von Bismarck~






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About Fucking Time.....
Posted:Jul 25, 2012 4:13 pm
Last Updated:Jul 30, 2012 4:39 am
10907 Views





It's about fucking time!!!!! ..... No I didn't get laid, but it's been a battle in getting a picture to be allowed to my post What Have You Been Doing

I have been in an email battle for the past week about this post and the picture. The first 3 days was getting them to tell me why the picture couldn't be approved. I kept getting different answers and even a few confused website monkeys that thought I was asking them to attach the picture to my profile. It took a day and 10 emails to get the point across that it was for a blog post and that I was not asking it to be attached to my profile.

And even then after I had gotten the correct answer telling me what was wrong with the picture that I had posted a few times before. I had Photoshopped it to fix their issues with the photo, and yet STILL it was being denied. It took another 2 days to get them to finially get a website monkey to get it approved tot he post.

I believe I sent a good 20 emails yesterday with most giving me a replay that "Your picture is approved and can be attached to your profile. You can send us up to 20 photos cropped enclosed with a payment of $25 and we will be glad to attach the photos to your profile" ..... OMG!!!!! Seriously they didn't read anything in regards to the case file or my emails to them.

After addressing them to refer me up the monkey ladder I finially got one monkey that could intelligently read an email and look back into a case file and was able to correct the situation.

I can say, most of the monkeys are real idiots! Thankfully 2 of them are semi intelligent









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Dont Abandon All.....
Posted:Jul 24, 2012 5:06 am
Last Updated:Jul 26, 2012 5:16 am
9766 Views




If you have abandoned one faith, do not abandon all faith.There's always an alternative to the faith we lose. Or is it the same faith under another mask?

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~Graham Greene~






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Best Plans.....
Posted:Jul 23, 2012 4:42 am
Last Updated:Jul 24, 2012 3:59 pm
9629 Views




In difficult and hopeless situations the boldest plans are the safest.

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~Titus Livy~






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Mr. 4,000.....
Posted:Jul 20, 2012 5:14 am
Last Updated:Aug 16, 2013 4:48 am
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That's right Bishes!!!!! Call me Mr. 4,000!!!!!

My profile has finially gotten 4,000 views..... OMG I can't believe it!!!!!





In 8 years..... LOL









Frankly, I'm speechless!!!!!




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Shhhhhhhhhh.....
Posted:Jul 20, 2012 5:01 am
Last Updated:Jul 24, 2012 4:57 am
9989 Views




Keep your eyes open and your mouth shut!

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~John Steinbeck~






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Stupid Website Monkeys.....
Posted:Jul 19, 2012 8:37 pm
Last Updated:Jul 23, 2012 4:28 am
10371 Views





Okay, first, to clarify what i call a "Website Monkey" ..... Well for years, I refer to the idiots working for Various Inc. who tend to 1) Screw up programming 2) learned to write code from a truck stop bathroom 3) are just plain stupid and fuck up blog posts by removing things that shouldn't be done.

I've become very pissed off with some website monkeys that continue to remove my picture from my post What Have You Been Doing It's a very simple picture of a bottle of whiskey, Jack Daniel's to be exact. Nothing that violates the TOU of the website. Yet every time I post it, and the post becomes approved, the picture is removed.

So I emailed customer service to inquire as to why the picture is constantly removed. When I awoke this morning I checked my email and I had gotten a response asking me to send it to them to get it approved that way. As I looked to see if the picture was there or not, I even noticed that the stupid fucking monkey removed text from the post as well. Where I say "Alright website monkeys approving posts, Please for the love of God, Approve the picture, and Stop removing text that does not violate TOU!!!!!"

They removed all of it but "!!!" ..... Like I wouldn't notice

I let the people handling my case know that whom ever is doing this it has become more personal now that they have removed the text and picture that has not violated the TOU of the sites. It's as if my post has been flagged with notes to remove the picture, no matter what I name it and how many times I post it. I've used this picture many times before, why now is it a problem?

I have been blogging here longer then probably any of the people approving the posts have been working for the company. I know the rules here better then they do.

I guess sense I haven't posted a picture of someone having sex with a website address attached to it that they can't handle it.





This one is for you website monkeys!!!!!





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