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A CrAZy CaNUcK...
 
A Crazy Canuck's guide to nothing and everything!

This place for me started out primarily as a place to whine, and has since evolved into what it is supposed to be...a place to share thoughts, ideas, worries, jokes VICTORIES and DEFEATS

Enjoy, and Y'all come back now hear?
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Get Your Fuckin Facts Straight...
Posted:Apr 9, 2007 5:52 pm
Last Updated:Jun 17, 2007 7:40 pm
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I'm generally a patient guy...an understanding guy...but there are a few things that really make my blood boil, almost instantly.

I've named a couple of those things at different points blogging here...one such thing is arrogance. I can't stand arrogant people or arrogant attitudes. Another is abuse, for obvious reasons but also because of my own history as a survivor of childhood sexual abuse.

I don't know how this fucking bad habit developed in our society, but we seem to have an unending appetite for rumours and gossip.

I'm personally sick of it. Many good people have endured pointless and painful consequences from pure vindictive lies in the form of gossip and rumours.

I know teachers, police officers, politicians and clergy who have suffered mercilessly over flat out lies...never to recover professionally, many times costing them a family.

This doesn't even begin to adress the agony inflicted on everyday people in the workplace, trying to scratch out an existence, who have to defend themselves and fight for their jobs over rumours and gossip.

Sometimes they are malicious words, planned and executed, but many times it's just careless words...when someone can't be bothered to learn the truth.

Have you been a victim of rumours and gossip?

How did it feel?

How do you deal with it?

Do you believe everything you hear?


lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS

FYI...my previous post...the 200th...was mysteriously not viewable by anyone but me for a couple days. The powers that be have resolved the issue (I think!!)...in case you were wondering...
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~200th Post~
Posted:Apr 5, 2007 12:54 am
Last Updated:Jun 13, 2007 12:34 am
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I noticed the other day this blog was sneaking up on 200 posts...and I was thinking of what I would say when this 200th post arrived.

In some ways, this number seems insignificant as some bloggers post this in a month...not the year and a half that's brought me to this point.

In some ways it seems the number should be much higher, because I feel so much has been shared here in my small space in blogland by all of you...friendships have been formed...hurts have been healed...laughter has been found...boobies have been bared, oh how I love the boobies...

I think often of things that are posted either in a blog or a comment left as I go on in my everyday life. Sometimes I'll laugh out loud or smile spontaneously or repeat a wise word learned here...I'm telling ya, you guys have made me look smarter than I am more times than I can count!!

I'm going to spend the next couple to few days catching up with those I know around here, maybe I can make some new friends too...


I try to reply to all the comments left here in my blog and visit the blogs of those who comment...but I don't always manage to return the courtesy of a visit here right away.

So, in honor of this 200th post, I GUARANTEE a return visit to your blog and I will read and comment on at least one post.

If you don't have a blog, leave a link to one of your favorites and I will visit them with the same guarantee on your recommendation.


Thanks for all the support, advice, sharing, caring and laughter...and the boobies...

HAPPY EASTER!!!

lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS..........................
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I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS!!
Posted:Apr 2, 2007 6:06 am
Last Updated:Dec 11, 2008 8:27 pm
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It's Monday, and i always check my horoscope on Mondays...don't ask...it's just something I do!!

Taurus:

Someone whom you know from work may suddenly appear to be acquiring romantic feelings for you, dear Taurus. At first this might make you a little uncomfortable, as you've never before thought of this person that way. Don't do anything rash, however. Think about it first. Maybe there's potential, maybe there isn't, but don't jump at it, nor should you dismiss it out of hand. Who knows? This person may prove to be your ideal mate!

I try to keep an open mind, but I'm usually a little suspect about these. Take this horoscope for example.

The only woman where I work is 55 yrs old, religious and married so I can't imagine the person with this secret love interest being her.

The new guy in shipping receiving has been looking at me funny lately...and yes, that makes me a little uncomfortable...just like the forecast said!! He does have some skills with the barbeque...but I just can't see me switching teams at the moment...

If I need a real forecast I'll give [blog his_babygurl] or [blog goddess1946] a call, they seem to be in tune with the universe!

Do you read your horoscopes? How much faith do you put in them?

Here is the latest bling creation, I didn't enter the contest or anything, just for fun....















Have a great day everyone, just because it's Monday!!...

lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS

FYI...the t-shirt on the pic says.."I like to fart on the first date"...
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Make up your FRICKIN' mind already!!
Posted:Mar 30, 2007 5:40 pm
Last Updated:Jun 13, 2007 5:49 pm
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The World Health Organization has just released it's opinion, policy and directive to Health Organizations world wide on a much debated topic of interest to all of us...as it may well affect all of us.

I know here in Canada it has set the Medical profession back on it's heals and I'm sure folks are gonna come out with Penises (or is it peni?) blaring!!

What's this decision you ask?

The W.H.O. has officially declared that all males should be circumcised in the interest of better health and specifically as a measure to prevent the spread of AIDS.

I myself am circumcised as I would suspect most men my age in North America are. My Father is not and neither are my two boys...primarily because the medical profession was bent that way in their generations. We had no religious motivation to do one or the other either.

In fact, the Canadian medical profession had stopped teaching the procedure all together to new residents as they saw this procedure becoming obsolete...until now.

Beyond this health proclamation, I have occasionally seen women stating a preference for either "cut" or "uncut" males for whatever reason.

What about you my fine female friends? Do you have a preference?

Do you have an opinion on circumcision in general?

As a guy, would you change your condition if you could?

Have you had any problems as a "cut" or "uncut" guy?


Me...I'm totally ok knowing I'm not a complete prick...

lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS

FYI...I learned today that I am not ambidextrous...but I can put both feet in my mouth at the same time...
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BREAKING NEWS!!...BREAKING NEWS!!
Posted:Mar 28, 2007 5:52 pm
Last Updated:Apr 9, 2007 7:39 pm
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Will Smith doesn't wipe his own butt...

...thanks to his hi-tec Japanese toilet.

The rapper-and-actor is delighted with the new gadgets he and wife Jada Pinkett-Smith have had installed in their home, which not only dispose of bodily waste but also clean the 'user'.

Will raved: "We've installed these toilets from Japan in our new house in Los Angeles.

"They're paper free. Wherever you sit on the toilet, somehow it hits the bull's eye perfectly. It cleans and then dries you. It is just water and then air."


I like Will Smith as an actor, and the above was revealed from a link on my home page but there are two things that bother me about it.

First of all, why does this qualify as news? I'm sure there are more newsworthy things out there than how somebody gets their business done, let alone a celebrity...and how "they" find this stuff out is another mystery!

The second thing that bothers me is that I clicked the link at all, that I read the entire story, that I am now interested in a Japanese toilet and that I actually pictured Will Smith sitting on his Japanese toilet blissfully recieving his glorious wash and dry treatment...


Can one get a frontal lobotomy as an out patient?...cause I think maybe I'm due for one!!

I hope this day was good to you...and if you have any useless information you wanna share with me, feel free to do it now!!

lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS

FYI...I heard two Irish guys got married recently. Their names are Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald...may they be blessed...
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Great Stress Relief...
Posted:Mar 27, 2007 12:11 am
Last Updated:Dec 11, 2008 8:28 pm
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I've been very busy the last bit in my other life...going back about a week or so I guess...and of course you know what has been on my mind personally from the last couple posts.

Anyhow, I've never considered myself artistic although I am creative in other areas. Lately around here, I have spent a bit of time playing around with the blings. For whatever reason, I'm finding it extremely relaxing, fun, challenging and all around good therapy!

This is the latest one, alone...




And stacked...






What do you think?

I've got some others made, some public(and shared) and some that are private for now and others I'm working on.

Below is a modified song that describes this bling phenomenon for me pretty well…


My Bling-A-Ling-A-Ling

When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my Bling-a-ling-a-ling.

My Bling-A-Ling My Bling-A-Ling won't you play with My Bling-A-Ling
My Bling-A-Ling My Bling-A-Ling won't you play with My Bling-A-Ling

When I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best rule
But Evertime the bell would ring
You'd catch me playing with my Bling-a-ling!

Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing,
But I held on to My Bling-a-ling.

Once while swimming cross turtle creek
Man them snappers right at my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holding my Bling-a-ling!

Now this here song it ain't so bad
Prettiest little song that you ever had
And those of you who will not sing
must be playing with your on Bling-a-ling!


Original Song: My Ding-a-ling…Chuck Berry, 1972…his only #1 Hit…

If you would like this bling, please just help yourself in the usual way, or leave a comment and I'll gift it to you...

In the mean time, I hope you all are doing well…and I think it’s time for me to get caught up with replies and visits to your blogs!!


lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS

FYI..remember this post... okit's agreed then? I did a REALLY good job of the floors, and got my reward out last night…...and in her words, good to the last drop...
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It's ALIVE!!!
Posted:Mar 24, 2007 12:46 pm
Last Updated:Apr 9, 2007 9:44 pm
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First of all thanks for the support, feed back and encouragement on the last post...it was very hard to admit I have an issue with anger.

I really wanted to believe I was past the past, but maybe I'm not. I've done a lot of thinking the last few days, but haven't had much to say, and had RL stuff going on too.

I've identified a few things that have me on edge.


The first is feeling like I've wasted a lot of the potential I started out with as a young man. A lot of that potential was stolen from me before I had a chance to start but it is hard to accept none-the-less.

The second is being stuck in corporate Canada. My entire adult life has been spent working in private industry either self-employed or for someone else. I am sick and tired of "meeting performance expectations" or pricing jobs or looking at P & L statements etc, etc all for the sake of the dollar. I work in the environmental industry and I thought that would have some intrinsic value for me, but every action and every decision in my work is made with the primary expectation of making money. The environmental part is just a facade.

The third contributor to my frustration level has to do with communication with my wife. When sharing feelings about my needs and wants it isn't simply to vent or share for the sake of it. I do it with the expectation of having those needs and wants satisfied...and when life goes on with no tangible change in that direction, I get very irritated. I don't like having the same conversation over and over again with no change in behavior or actions by those around me.

None of the above is an excuse for unbridled rage and it's expression, but I'm hoping a clear understanding of the issues in my heart and soul will allow some healing to happen...some forgiveness of myself and others too. I know real and positive change is not possible without it.

I hope this weekend is treating you well and I offer a *BIG HUG* to my lady friends, and to all you good buddies of the male variety, there's Budweiser and Heineken in the fridge, please help yourself...

lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS
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maybe some PROFESSIONAL help...
Posted:Mar 20, 2007 7:04 am
Last Updated:Jan 21, 2008 12:19 am
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I've come to the conclusion I may need some intervention...despite all the progress and learning and growth I've seen in myself over the years...there's one thing I can't get a handle on.

This one thing is my temper. To make a long story short, on Sunday night I had a blow out. I can't identify one specific incident, it was probably a combination of frustrations with work, unresolved family issues and lingering personal issues.

That said, I need a new chair now for the kitchen and I was exhausted all day Monday from the intensity of emotion that was released. My back, legs, kneck and arms are all sore still today.

I was dizzy and twitching all Sunday night after the explosion (or implosion as may be as accurate). Most people don't really understand what this kind of anger, rage and extreme frustration is like.

I believe anger is a useful and necessary emotion to stir us to positive action at times. It can be a measuring stick that alerts us to something wrong.

But I have no delusions about myself now...this has to end. I CANNOT control this in me and it's intensity seems to be increasing when I do blow. I'm seriously considering medication or counselling or...I don't know...

Thanks for listening...

lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS

Previous posts on Anger...

You're kinda cute when you're MMAAADDD

ANGER MANAGEMENT
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OH GOD...OH GOD...OH GOD!
Posted:Mar 18, 2007 7:55 am
Last Updated:Dec 30, 2010 10:01 am
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We were married only a couple of years when I noticed these magazines showing up once a month called "Victory Magazine".

I didn't think anything of it until we were discussing finances one day. It turns out this magazine was published by a televangelist organization called "Ken Copeland Ministries".

It's not like I don't have faith or don't believe in God, but we were struggling back then and I was getting a lot of pressure to make more money, along with the complaining about everything we can't afford.

The feces really hit the oscillator for me when I found out she was giving upwards of $300.00 a month to this group. I'm telling you it was like an addiction. I finally convinced her she could give away the money or complain about not having enough...but not both.

We fought about it for several years in fact, and things didn't start levelling off until about three years ago. It was almost a deal breaker.

I'm trying to convince her we need to join the now infamous [blog expatbrit49] but she is resisting!!

Too bad, I could get into that..


Do you believe in God?

Has religion caused problems with any of your relationships?

Have you any experience with the televangelists?


lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS

FYI...the only time I hear OH GOD...OH GOD...OH GOD now, she's referring to me!!..I think...
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The WORLD'S BIGGEST LIE...
Posted:Mar 16, 2007 8:00 am
Last Updated:Dec 18, 2009 5:21 pm
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I've been thinking a lot about this whole idea of Global Warming lately, for a number of reasons.

One is I work in the environmental industry and another is because I don't trust Al Gore as far as I can shoot my load. My first reaction when I learned he had made a film about climate change was that there must be something in it for him...and those like him.

I just watched "The Great Global Warming Swindle" and it makes a whole lot more sense to me than this cult headed by Gore et al.

The Little Ice Age in the 1400's, the Medieval Warm Period, the Holocene Maximum to name a few are all explained much better (along with our current situation) than the current theory that human generated CO2 is responsible for climate change...the fact of the matter is CO2 increases don't cause climate change, climate change causes CO2 levels to increase or decrease, and it lags the change by 800 to 1000 years.

The chief cause of climate change is not human activity but changes in radiation from the sun.

There is a massive amount of evidence now accumulating from observers in many parts of the world that a significant degree of "warming'' has recently been taking place all through our solar system, from dwindling ice fields on Mars, to Jupiter, and even as far out as Neptune's moon Triton and Pluto.

The bottom line is, I believe this "Cult" about humans causing Global warming is politically and financially motivated...not scientific.

What better reason to jack gas prices through the roof than to try and save the planet?

What better reason than saving humanity is there to prevent developement in the third world, keeping the money and power in the hands of a few?

There is a far too violent response to anyone proposing a different theory of Global warming than what's out there. The effort to silence detractors to human caused climate change is scary...why?...because this is turning into big business.

Don't take my word for it. Look up "The Great Global Warming Swindle" and watch it for yourself.

What do you think?

Is it true or do you feel we're being swindled?


Have a great day my friends...

lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS
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Friggin', Frackin', dangitalltohell anyway!!
Posted:Mar 14, 2007 10:44 am
Last Updated:Mar 21, 2007 6:09 pm
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Back around Christmas time I posted about my "supposedly seasonal" weight gain with this post...WOULD YOU FUCK A FAT GUY

Since that time I've had to leave work early and change, today being the third time, because of pants that don't fit...and they go along with being a little too tight for a while...

and they rebel...

with a rebel yell...RRRRIIIIPPPPPP!!!

I NEED AN EXCERCISE PARTNER!!!

Here's a little Billy Idol to get my heart rate up at least!!

Last night a little dancer
Came dancin to my door
Last night a little angel
Came pumping on the floor
She said a come baby
Ive got a license for love
And if it expires
Pray help from above
Because

In the midnight hour
She cried more, more, more
With a rebel yell
She cried more, more, more
Owww
In the midnight hour, babe
More, more, more
With a rebel yell
More, more, more
More, more, more

She dont like slavery
She wont sit and beg
But when Im tired and lonely
She sees me to bed
What set you free
And brought you to me, babe
What set you free
I need you here by me
Because

In the midnight hour
She cried more, more, more
With a rebel yell
She cried more, more, more
Wowww
In the midnight hour, babe
More, more, more
With a rebel yell
More, more, more

He lives in his own heaven
Collects it to go from the seven eleven
Well hes out all night to collect a fare
Just so long, just so long it dont mess up his hair
Oww ha

I walk the ward for you, babe
A thousand miles with you
I dried your tears of pain
A million times for you
Id sell my soul for you, babe
For money to burn for you
Id give you all and have none, babe
Just a, just a, just a, just a
To have you here by me
Because

In the midnight hour
She cried more, more, more
With a rebel yell
She cried more, more, more
Wowww
In the midnight hour, babe
More, more, more
With a rebel yell
She cried more, more, more
More, more, more

Oo yeah, a little baby
She want more
More, more, more, more, more
Oo yeah, a little angel
She want more
More, more, more, more, more


I know what I need to do...but I could sure use some motivation!!

Any ideas??

What's your clothing budget??

Can you buy sweats that go well with suit jackets??...


Have a super day my friends!!

lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS
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HOT SEX...or....
Posted:Mar 12, 2007 12:46 am
Last Updated:May 14, 2015 11:40 pm
36676 Views
I have a habit of viewing trailers from porn movies...you know those 25-30 second clips.

Sometimes you can find longer ones...anyway, I was showing my better half some of them, and we were kinda having a good time together. I could feel the sexual tension rising...actually it was Big Jim...but she was enjoying it too!

The pic with this post is from one of the better series.

Tell me...what do you see?

I saw a lovely woman slowly and thoroughly enjoying her lover's hard member. During the clip you could see him throbbing...begging for her to take him in her mouth.

Well, towards the end of the clip my beautiful sexy wife says...

"OMG, did you see that?"

I'm like..."uh, see what?"

She says...

"The floor!! The stone floor I want!"

Oiy...how could I miss the floor......

Have a super Monday my friends...

lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS

FYI...from my friend [blog thumpers_girl00], a question...

What can a bird do that a man can't?
Eat with it's pecker!!...
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ok...it's agreed then...
Posted:Mar 10, 2007 9:46 am
Last Updated:Mar 26, 2007 10:35 pm
34416 Views
I was born and raised on a farm in rural Saskatchewan...in a very "traditional" home.

Men did work like feeding the animals, planting crops, harvesting, fixing vehicles and repairs on buildings. Women did work like cleaning, laundry, washing dishes and changing diapers.

It wasn't an ideological stance I don't think...just a division of labor that seemed to work.

My better half grew up in the city and her brothers all learned and participated in the household chores that only my Mom and sisters did in my home.

Needless to say, there's been some friction over the years because of our different backgrounds, and my lack of domestication. Besides not having any programming for the day to day household chores...I just suck at it.

I've wrecked enough clothes trying to do laundry that the economic value of replacement would feed a small third world country for a year! I still don't understand those friggin' pictures they put on tags for washing instructions...

I've caught her re-washing dishes and refolding clothes...you get the picture.

As part of our recent new found ability to communicate, we've come up with a system of sexual favors in exchange for household chores...which is good...because I am a lot better at giving oral sex and massages than doing dishes or laundry!!

I think the boys are getting tires of looking for dirty dishes though...and I have given up trying to explain why Mommy keeps spilling drinks on their pants!!

I hope your weekend is good and continues to get better...

lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS

FYI...I get a blow-job for washing the floors if I do a good job...so ANY pointers would be GREATLY appreciated...
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