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icecream  

Dudlydoright19 59M  
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2/25/2021 10:25 am
icecream

story #1
the rat shit in the ice cream

i am a good dvr, people like to ride with me ,i do cool shit.
while diving one summers day, i have two friends with me ,J and S.
there was a dead opossum in the road ,i hit it, he says "did u have to hit it"
I say its dead, so i say "ok" i throw the car in to a left hand 0,power out the other side and hit the possum.
then throw a right hand 0 and hit it again ,then lh 0 and hit it again ,J says stop[he gets motion sickness]
I tell he don't get sick in my car, so now there is the awkward silence, i laff ,pull in to a mom and pop store.

i get ice cream so does J,S gets applecider and icecream ,i hear J order vanilla.

as we head home from our misadventures, i hear J crunch his icecream.
he keeps eating, i hear crunch again and he say D this don't taste right, i see something in his ic,but i am driving ,so i say
pull that out, J ,he does, i look at it and say "DUDE thats rat shit, did u have to eat 2 before u said something".
he screams "FUCK!!" starts acting like he going to puke, not in the car, drove home with he pukeing out the window

signed D

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