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Only One In Ten Can Read This... 📖  

Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
1/22/2019 5:44 pm

    Quoting  :

So you get on A F F when you're bored... Hmmm.. What else can you do? Do you do? ðŸĪ”
Omg.. Ok... This is the last time I post upside down texts.. Lol Sorry! 👇🙃😁😘


SeaGirlFL 60F
9220 posts
1/22/2019 5:58 pm

I can read and write upside down...but this text was tough, I didn't make it all the way through, lol.

When I get bored...sometimes I'll watch something inane on TV, or I'll surf pinterest, lol.

"Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
1/22/2019 6:28 pm

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:
    I can read and write upside down...but this text was tough, I didn't make it all the way through, lol.

    When I get bored...sometimes I'll watch something inane on TV, or I'll surf pinterest, lol.
Writing upside down? Hmmm. There's a skill that will come in handy at a party... Lol 🎉😁
All those places are bore worthy! For me it's traffic.
Pinterest you say. Hmmm.. I've never tried it. I hear it's very addictive.. and time intensive.. Lol ðŸĪ” Maybe I should try it?
Upside down right? Lol 👇🙃 Kool! 😘


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
1/22/2019 7:34 pm

    Quoting  :

True.. Waiting... gets to me all the time.. ðŸ˜ķ
No... You don't want to get a headache...
So you think I should cut her down? Eee.. ðŸ˜ą
I didn't offend anyone, did I? ðŸ˜ģ


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
1/22/2019 7:36 pm

    Quoting  :

Seizures are bad...!
Thanks for the props. I was bored... Lol
Although... It might be the last time I try this... 😀


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
1/22/2019 7:38 pm

    Quoting  :

... Hmmm... That's not good.. Perhaps it's time to fight for yourself. again! ðŸĪ”😘


FMAOPLS 70F
27112 posts
1/22/2019 8:44 pm

I can read it upside down - but didn't last very long.

To be truthful - THIS bores me.

And at this moment, I can't think of anything else that really bores me. Most boring things I can put up with - my mind will just find itself wandering to other things.

Check out my profile or and become a "watcher" of my blog FMAOPLS,to learn more about me, and for intelligent, lively, smartassy and fun discussion, with a little irreverence thrown in. "Like" or comment on my photos, and I promise I'll add more. Thanks.


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
1/22/2019 10:48 pm

    Quoting FMAOPLS:
    I can read it upside down - but didn't last very long.

    To be truthful - THIS bores me.

    And at this moment, I can't think of anything else that really bores me. Most boring things I can put up with - my mind will just find itself wandering to other things.
To be forthright... It bores me as well....ðŸ˜ķ
Sometimes (recently), I'm just throwing shit on the wall, to see if it sticks.
With all due respect.. It's more difficult for a guy to cut it here. I'm not complaining. Just stating a fact.
I didn't start out here, as a blogger. I started out as a person who just wanted to stretch out his writing wings.
Writing anything, past 1,200 words won't cut it here.
My record is a one word blog post..
I got stuck in traffic, again today. I got bored.. It's what it is.
What's your record for fewest words in a post? Can you beat my record of ONE? â™ĨïļðŸ˜‰ That was a joke.......
Thanks for popping in.. again.. L8r


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
1/22/2019 11:11 pm

    Quoting  :

I untied her, and posted something more fitting... Thanks for pointing that out to me. I thought, if I was more patient, I might find something more interesting.


FMAOPLS 70F
27112 posts
1/22/2019 11:21 pm

I'm saddened that you length a lengthier post by a man "doesn't cut it here", but you know your readers and watchers better than I.

I rarely ever read the erotic stories here (regardless of whether they are written by men or women) and it doesn't matter to me if it is reality or fiction.

However, an interesting subject (often from someone's day to life) will often catch my attention.

If you've read my post for any length of time, you will see that I often quite verbose. And I don't write "for my readers", I write for myself.

Check out my profile or and become a "watcher" of my blog FMAOPLS,to learn more about me, and for intelligent, lively, smartassy and fun discussion, with a little irreverence thrown in. "Like" or comment on my photos, and I promise I'll add more. Thanks.


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
1/23/2019 12:15 am

    Quoting FMAOPLS:
    I'm saddened that you length a lengthier post by a man "doesn't cut it here", but you know your readers and watchers better than I.

    I rarely ever read the erotic stories here (regardless of whether they are written by men or women) and it doesn't matter to me if it is reality or fiction.

    However, an interesting subject (often from someone's day to life) will often catch my attention.

    If you've read my post for any length of time, you will see that I often quite verbose. And I don't write "for my readers", I write for myself.
This whole blog world, has become a study in social science for me.
When I got here, I would post my stories to the Erotic Site. Quality of the reader, and writers and responses were lame. Although I had my successes. Then..
I decided to put them (stories), here. NOBODY has the patience for anything close to 1,500 words, let alone for the 2,500 words I was posting. So..
I figured out that about 900 to 1,111 words, is about the limit...
I have to be short, glib and to the point OR be very funny, in order to capture my audience. Anyway.. long story short...
I also realized that I... also, don't have the time or patience to read someone else's 1500 word post... UNLESS it is really interesting.. So.. I try to keep it short.
Let's be honest.. it's much easier to be a successful woman blogger here, than to be a successful male blogger. And that has nothing to do with the quality... It's just a fact of life...
I can't just post what I had for breakfast.. and the fact that I'm sick of dick pics. That's why I posted a satire, about me being Sick Of Vagina Picks... (which worked).
By the way... Your posts, are always, more than a cut above. That's why I read them..
It's late. I'm having a glass of wine... You?


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
1/23/2019 3:08 am

    Quoting FMAOPLS:
    I'm saddened that you length a lengthier post by a man "doesn't cut it here", but you know your readers and watchers better than I.

    I rarely ever read the erotic stories here (regardless of whether they are written by men or women) and it doesn't matter to me if it is reality or fiction.

    However, an interesting subject (often from someone's day to life) will often catch my attention.

    If you've read my post for any length of time, you will see that I often quite verbose. And I don't write "for my readers", I write for myself.
Allow me qualify a statement I made...
Although I mentioned that it may be easier, for a female blogger to succeed here, I did NOT mean to imply that quality, was irrelevant.
Of course the quality, still has to be there.
What I meant to say... is that with the sheer number of males (on this site) ", the potential audience for a female blogger is naturally skewed, in their favor for ; more 'watchers', views and 'commenters'.
There are probably both men and women here, who produce blogs of great quality.
Then again... quality is a subjective opinion. And... people's opinion of what constitutes a quality blog, will always differ.


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
1/25/2019 8:17 am

I had to return to this post to read all the comments that followed mine. Dont worry I did not ask my New Truck to read it

(Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
1/25/2019 9:11 am

    Quoting pocogato12:
    I had to return to this post to read all the comments that followed mine. Dont worry I did not ask my New Truck to read it
You're funny and cute... 😘 You need never explain your comings and goings over here.
In fact.. you know where the keys to the private room are.
Feel free to make yourself at home... here or there. Should you be walking around... with your foot and all? There's a couch in that other room.. 🛋ïļðŸ˜˜ðŸ˜Š


Rubbers4Men 54M/78M
22 posts
1/25/2019 3:04 pm

Apparently I'm in the ten percent club...I could read this and I'm part of the ten percent gay male population. Wonder what is next for me.


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
1/26/2019 4:19 am

    Quoting Rubbers4Men:
    Apparently I'm in the ten percent club...I could read this and I'm part of the ten percent gay male population. Wonder what is next for me.
Now all you need.. is to find some sort of use - for this new found 'super power' of yours! Lol 😁
I'm sure it can come in handy... somewhere?
Thanks for playing along... Have a great weekend! Stop by... anytime. The fridge is stocked.. help yourself. 😉


rick315875 65M

1/28/2019 10:33 am

very cool. I can read it, but it just takes a little longer than normal. I'm always challenging myself with crazy things when I bored! boredom just opens the flood gates to bigger and better things in life!


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
1/28/2019 4:32 pm

    Quoting rick315875:
    very cool. I can read it, but it just takes a little longer than normal. I'm always challenging myself with crazy things when I bored! boredom just opens the flood gates to bigger and better things in life!
True... Boredom is one of the mothers of invention.
I was bored when I posted this. Glad to hear you were amused. It was a one off.
Hey.. Thanks for popping by. Look forward to seeing you again some day.. Take care. 👍


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
2/5/2019 3:30 am

Looks like a heat wave has hit us here... Upside down weather, in the middle of winter... Go figure... ❄ïļðŸĪ”


cycsoundfer 32M
2 posts
2/6/2019 6:25 pm

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rodnagi 35M
10 posts
2/6/2019 9:05 pm

It's time to love each other >>> https://is.gd/nSjcUlroeseteroesete


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
2/6/2019 9:13 pm

    Quoting cycsoundfer:
    Propose a meeting on the website > https://is.gd/ngGMu1
Thanks for popping in...


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
2/6/2019 9:15 pm

    Quoting rodnagi:
    It's time to love each other >>> https://is.gd/nSjcUlroeseteroesete
Grey is one color that goes with anything. Actually.. black does. Thanks for saying hello.


sexyldy1000 68F  
9607 posts
2/8/2019 6:33 pm

How is the view by the lake? are you getting the crazy 😜 winds like we have?


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
2/8/2019 6:37 pm

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    How is the view by the lake? are you getting the crazy 😜 winds like we have?
It's crazy.... here.. The wind is wild and out of control.... 🌎ïļ
I wish I could show what it looks like? What type of weather d are you experiencing? Don't make me laugh... 🙄😍😏 OK make me laugh.


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