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Kinky Sex... Or Vanilla Ice Cream?  

Paulxx001 67M
8724 posts
11/30/2018 12:39 am

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Kinky Sex... Or Vanilla Ice Cream?

Last night, my friend FrankeeZee and I, were hanging out together, at the mall. That's where most guys, past the age of 50, usually hang out... right?

We were just sitting around... chilling... watching the MILF's, as they lined up with their - for a visit, with Santa Claus.

FrankeeZee was providing the commentary by rating them, on a scale from one to ten. I took a marginal interest, in who was passing. I mean - I didn't want to seem like a perv . And with what happened to us, the last time we were there... well... We are still, on the Mall Watch List . Oh... and ...by the way... I.m blaming FrankeeZee, for THAT whole fuckup.

If you recall, FrankeeZee is a member of another, 'adult dating/sex site' (™FOGCAF) , and he's become a huge part, of the blogger community over there. He proudly announced to me that he recently, cracked the 'Top 200 All Time Blogger List' .

"Yeah... I finally cracked the top 200. I am 198th. Where are you Paul?"

"I don't know. We don't worry about shit like that over at A F F . We're too busy creating quality content."

"Ahhh...! So you're not in the top 50 yet... right? You should post pics of people fucking. Or do a Think Piece. Yeah! Everyone loves that type of shit."

I looked at him and blinked.

"Hey Paul... How about this for a blog post idea - Vanilla Ice Cream...? What do you think? I explore the whole concept of multi-flavored ice cream and how it relates to people's choices, in sexual preferences and kinkiness. And... let's face it... everyone loves ice cream. My 'Comments', are gonna shoot right off the charts. It's all about the 'Comments' ... It's all about engaging your audience, Paul."

I looked at him... and blinked again.

Suddenly, FrankeeZee, nudged me in the ribs...

" Paul... Paul... That one there. Take a look. Ooo... she's hot! Let's follow her, and see where she goes. "

" She's dragging a 2 year o.ld and she's got another in the stroller, for fucks sake! That's how we got into trouble the last time."

"Yeah... yeah... You're right about that. I gotta better idea. Let's go get an ice cream. There's a place on the second floor. They serve 100 flavors."

"That's the first good idea, you've come up with, in a long time, " I nodded.

So... off we trudged...

There was a huge line up when we got there. It gave me the time, to read their 'Menu - Of 100 Flavors' .

"Holy cow. They gotta lotta flavors... Hmmm... I don't know... I think I'll have the mint chocolate chip. How's about you Frank?"

"Me? Oh, I always order the same thing when I.m here; vanilla... two scoops."

I looked at FrankeeZee... and just shook my head.


© December 2018 Paul P.
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So...
What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?

Do you think there is a correlation between your choice of ice cream flavor and your sexual kinkiness level?


FrankeeZee is a member of ™FOGCAF - Friends OF Good Clean Adulterous Fun . .
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Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
11/30/2018 12:40 am

I'm definitely a vanilla , chocolate or strawberry ice cream guy... (in that order) But more because of my allergy to nuts than an actual flavor choice. I'm just never sure if I'm actually going to swallow a nut or not. So I stick to the basics...


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
11/30/2018 12:40 am

There is deffinitely NO connection between my choice of ice cream flavors and my kink level. I'm way kinkier than vanilla... Lol.. I think... But heck.. I guess it depends on how you define kinky... Right? Perhaps compared to someone else - I am vanilla... I do have a marginal interest in.. Oh never mind...
I don't want to freak anyone out...


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
11/30/2018 12:51 am

    Quoting  :

... and I wouldn't expect you to be vanilla... Lol.. 😁 So... You don't like vanilla ice cream AND you're NOT vanilla in your kink... preferences... Have a great and safe and happy day dear! 🌹


sexyldy1000 68F  
9607 posts
11/30/2018 2:26 am

I LOVE French Vanilla but am definitely NOT a vanilla woman!


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
11/30/2018 2:51 am

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    I LOVE French Vanilla but am definitely NOT a vanilla woman!
Really? French vanilla?🍦 Kool... What type of kinkiness are you into? 🍒So Betty Boop is just a cover? 😱 Ohh baby.. You've got my attention... No danger of anyone overhearing anything you say. People rarely comment on my blog... 😜🎄So... R u into role playing? ⛄😝😺


bitchkitty2017 71F

11/30/2018 3:16 am

well some people don't have much choice given their level of movement and mobility ..try losing a leg see how that affects your " kink level" ...or maybe have a bad day of arthritis see how much movement you actually do have might have enough to either get or give a blow job if your head don't hurt when you move it..lol no offence we all get older and stuff happens....hope you always have what it takes to do that which you choose...just my opinion but what do I know..


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
11/30/2018 3:48 am

    Quoting bitchkitty2017:
    well some people don't have much choice given their level of movement and mobility ..try losing a leg see how that affects your " kink level" ...or maybe have a bad day of arthritis see how much movement you actually do have might have enough to either get or give a blow job if your head don't hurt when you move it..lol no offence we all get older and stuff happens....hope you always have what it takes to do that which you choose...just my opinion but what do I know..
Yep... I hear you. True... If you can't get there physically then it'll deffinitely screw things up... 😶 But... it doesn't mean your 'kink' level has diminished! 🤔 You're still as kinky as ever... ya just gotta be more creative to finish it off.. 🙄 And... You're as kinky as ever.. I'm sure... 😊 And you're probably NOT s vanilla ice cream person either! 😂 You go girl! If anyone can do it... It's you! 🙋 Yep! I know you a bit... And you can do it! 🌷🌹 🆗 then... If not vanilla... What is your flavor? 🍡


blondegirlis 56F
4497 posts
11/30/2018 3:58 am

Oooo..nut allergies can be scary!
As for your 3 fav flavors, vanilla, chocolate and strawberry...put all 3 in the same container (as in striped not mixed) and we call that Neopolitan ice cream.
My favs depend on my mood but most definitely cherry blossom...cherry ice cream with cherry bits mixed in. Or any fruity, licorice, maple nut (sorry no kissing you after lol) and praline cream, to name a few. Although I do crave vanilla ice cream once in a while.


superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
11/30/2018 5:49 am

I think my ice cream choices match my kinkiness level ...... not plain vanilla but only 2-3 flavors that I typically choose. (Toffee, Chocolate Chip and pink Peppermint)

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
11/30/2018 6:03 am

My favorites are Coffee and Vanilla Bean. But the Vanilla Bean has to be Blue Bell ice cream.

I'm pretty sure it has no bearing on my sexual activity or preferences...but you know I could be wrong.

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
11/30/2018 6:32 am

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    I think my ice cream choices match my kinkiness level ...... not plain vanilla but only 2-3 flavors that I typically choose. (Toffee, Chocolate Chip and pink Peppermint)
Chocolate and pink peppermint? Eeeee.... 😯 Well... I've got the kinkiness guide book here and... well.. Uhhh... Never mind I'm guessing that you know what you're doing... I hope... 🤔😱


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
11/30/2018 6:42 am

    Quoting Platosgames:
    My favorites are Coffee and Vanilla Bean. But the Vanilla Bean has to be Blue Bell ice cream.

    I'm pretty sure it has no bearing on my sexual activity or preferences...but you know I could be wrong.
Hey... Who really knows... Right? But some guy somewhere) at this moment ", is probably writing a thesis about this topic. I imagine, we'll see the printed results - one day. You're pretty specific about Blue Bell.. Hmmm.. 🤔🍦


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
11/30/2018 7:26 am

    Quoting  :

Hmm... Yep. I like that one too. I'll have it with Coke though.. Yep! Love that one! ❤️😊🍦


pollly_anna 60F  
697 posts
11/30/2018 7:42 am

That's a weird blog ,just to ask what flavour ice cream you !!

praline ice cream
or
crazy monkey. frozen yogart.


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
11/30/2018 8:51 am

    Quoting pollly_anna:
    That's a weird blog ,just to ask what flavour ice cream you !!

    praline ice cream
    or
    crazy monkey. frozen yogart.
It is a weird blog isn't it? Actually the other part of the question is... Do you think vanilla ice cream means 'vanilla sex' ... You know plain? In your case does the fact that you like praline (not your average ice cream), mean that your kinkiness is also not average... and unique? 🍦😂


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
11/30/2018 8:54 am

    Quoting  :

... That's what I was thinking... Because you like different flavors, maybe you also like different styles of love making.. That is - you're always trying something different? Just a theory... Lol 😉🍦


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
11/30/2018 9:08 am

    Quoting  :

True... Having sex and making love are two different things... The kink level in making love is still something that can be measured... I get your point... 😊 Hey... Simone's writing a book about it as we speak... 😁


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
11/30/2018 9:11 am

    Quoting  :

3 different choices... All 3 completely different from each other... A trained professional would give you a better analysis than me... 😊🍦


pollly_anna 60F  
697 posts
11/30/2018 9:35 am

IT simply means ..........I like Praline ice cream as simply as that...........as you like vanilla ice cream means you like its flavour........one does not corralate to the other,


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
11/30/2018 9:38 am

    Quoting pollly_anna:
    IT simply means ..........I like Praline ice cream as simply as that...........as you like vanilla ice cream means you like its flavour........one does not corralate to the other,
Hmmm.... Kool... In my case... I like vanilla, but I don't think I'm a vanilla type of lover... I'm more of a chocolate chip swirl... Lol 😂🍦


pollly_anna 60F  
697 posts
11/30/2018 12:55 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Hmmm.... Kool... In my case... I like vanilla, but I don't think I'm a vanilla type of lover... I'm more of a chocolate chip swirl... Lol 😂🍦
YOU total missed what I said in my other post.........lets try in clear simple text....I do not think the type of ice cream has anything to do with a person style /fashion of loving/sex...


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
11/30/2018 1:06 pm

    Quoting pollly_anna:
    YOU total missed what I said in my other post.........lets try in clear simple text....I do not think the type of ice cream has anything to do with a person style /fashion of loving/sex...
I GOT what you said. I was making JOKE...


pollly_anna 60F  
697 posts
11/30/2018 2:05 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    I GOT what you said. I was making JOKE...
If you say you understood what I said, then lets just blame me for not getting your JOKE.


2trythis 60F
5109 posts
11/30/2018 3:40 pm

Favorite ice cream is German chocolate. Different variations of chocolates are pretty much all the ice cream flavors that I eat. Doesn't surprise you does it?

Sexually I think that I am the most vanilla person there is. Can I convince you of that?


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
11/30/2018 4:34 pm

    Quoting pollly_anna:
    If you say you understood what I said, then lets just blame me for not getting your JOKE.
Lol... How about this... Let's not blame anyone... My sense of humour is VERY weird. It's not YOUR fault..? 🤔😁🌷


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