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Wiper blade, round 2!
Wiper blade, round 2! I bought a new rear wiper blade yesterday and completely forgot about the fact that I should be doing it at one of those parts stores.... As I learned the last time I posted about this, they install it for you!! It's funny how a sale on a wiper blade can totally erase all those post traumatic stress moments of the past where you fling your wiper blades across parking lots and scream in frustration.... "Oooh! $5 off! I might not see this again!!" With dollar signs in your eyes, you search the book for your size and toss that bad into your cart! "I need a new wiper on the back of my car! It's like kismet...." Smiling away, you finish picking up your groceries and head on home the Spawn who has been texting anxiously, waiting for your arrival. She didn't really want see , she just wanted the clearance Halloween candy I picked up. Without even having ask, she headed down bring the groceries while I started put them away. "Oh My God Mom! Really?!?" "What??" She was standing at the door, grocery bags at her feet, mouth agape in disbelief. "What??" "What is this!?!" Whipping her hand out from behind her back she produced the wiper blade. "Did you not learn anything the FIRST time you tried this???" We were both laughing at this point... She is such a shit. "It was $5 off!" Flippantly tossing the wiper onto the couch, she pulled her phone out of her back pocket. "I'm texting [oldest ] right now. We don't need a repeat of last time. Your sanity was in question." Those of you who read my blog know... She was 0% spot on. I still think of it as a win.... Now I get see my oldest ! |
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time for winter blades already...what a waste this year has been!
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11/6/2020 9:20 am |
time for winter blades already...what a waste this year has been!
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Silver linings indeed. New blade on sale? Check! Oldest coming over? Check! Spawn making mom proud as a peach? Check! Candy? Double check!!
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Silver linings indeed. New blade on sale? Check! Oldest coming over? Check! Spawn making mom proud as a peach? Check! Candy? Double check!! My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment
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I was wanting to hear more about that discount Halloween candy.
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she knows you like the back of her hand calling her older brother 2 funny Heywood Banks - "Wiper Blades" Oh, winters here with all the ice and snow And the surlly slush upon road The salty spray upon my window Makes me wish i replaced my wiperblades My whipper whipper whipper baldes My whipper whipper whipper baldes My whipper whipper whipper baldes I wish that i replaces my wiperblades Salty spary from semi's that you pass They turn my windsheld into bathroom glass I turn the knob but come to the conclusion That i did not fill up my washer solution
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she knows you like the back of her hand calling her older brother 2 funny Heywood Banks - "Wiper Blades" Oh, winters here with all the ice and snow And the surlly slush upon road The salty spray upon my window Makes me wish i replaced my wiperblades My whipper whipper whipper baldes My whipper whipper whipper baldes My whipper whipper whipper baldes I wish that i replaces my wiperblades Salty spary from semi's that you pass They turn my windsheld into bathroom glass I turn the knob but come to the conclusion That i did not fill up my washer solution To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!!
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11/5/2020 4:50 pm |
I was wanting to hear more about that discount Halloween candy.
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thanks for the reminder - I need to grab some winter blades
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Ooo... Blades... I know them well. 👍, 😮
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Wiper blade we need them and yet we hate them only when it time to change them. Once a year for me twice and I save the ones I just removed . Just in case one new one breaks. I thought the one I save away. For it has happened to me at the worst time and what do you then. As for installation it is always tricky they come off so easy and instructions suck for they give you parts you dont need. Just relax remember how they come off and reverse the process. Put your big girl pants on and don't break a nail lololol Call me in the morning xoxoxoxoxo
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My peeve about wipers is that you cannot find the refill at the usual suspects anymore. Why would I want to spend for one replacement the amount it takes to buy 2 refills. I am hopeful that your son will be over to see you soon.
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Hopefully you'll win round 2
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Your Spawn has you figured out! Your stories with her are entertaining! LOL
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Have you ever heard 'dumb like a fox' ... They say foxes are smart yet good at playing dumb ! You get your discounted blades replaced by your son ... Dumb like a fox 👏👏👏
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Have you ever heard 'dumb like a fox' ... They say foxes are smart yet good at playing dumb ! You get your discounted blades replaced by your son ... Dumb like a fox 👏👏👏 Do you have any Primal Urges ... I do, please CUMHANDLEME and explore some of my naughty and nice Primal ... Urges with me !!!
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Your Spawn has you figured out! Your stories with her are entertaining! LOL
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My peeve about wipers is that you cannot find the refill at the usual suspects anymore. Why would I want to spend for one replacement the amount it takes to buy 2 refills. I am hopeful that your son will be over to see you soon.
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Hopefully you'll win round 2
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My peeve about wipers is that you cannot find the refill at the usual suspects anymore. Why would I want to spend for one replacement the amount it takes to buy 2 refills. I am hopeful that your son will be over to see you soon.
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Wiper blade we need them and yet we hate them only when it time to change them. Once a year for me twice and I save the ones I just removed . Just in case one new one breaks. I thought the one I save away. For it has happened to me at the worst time and what do you then. As for installation it is always tricky they come off so easy and instructions suck for they give you parts you dont need. Just relax remember how they come off and reverse the process. Put your big girl pants on and don't break a nail lololol Call me in the morning xoxoxoxoxo
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Ooo... Blades... I know them well. 👍, 😮 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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thanks for the reminder - I need to grab some winter blades
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