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Blogs > rm_debluvz2fck > Another Whisper In The Dark

Inventive Sign Language (or This is the Symbol of My Discontent)  

rm_debluvz2fck 55F
232 posts
6/25/2014 4:48 pm
Inventive Sign Language (or This is the Symbol of My Discontent)

Drivers in San Antonio exasperate me. I've mentioned this many times before and will likely do so countless times in the future. I recently came up with a new way for displaying my discontent with said other drivers' lack of common sense in driving or attention to accepted (read mandated by law) driving rules.

My initial response in lowering the level of stress and, at times, anger bordering on rage was to think of the motivation behind acting like the driving rules didn't apply to them and/ or I simply didn't exist. I started saying every bad driver, regardless of where I was driving or how far I was from this area, was a San Antonio driver.

That didn't last long.

I moved on to a more general solution. People in San Antonio drive with a simple rule:the person with the lowest IQ has the right of way. This helped for significantly longer and still helps me to cope with general bad driving (the ones who think they have right of way entering the freeway, by way of example).

But there are those special people who really aren't even acceptable when I keep in mind that they are really quite simple and all people raised here drive like no one else exists. Like the moron who cut me off, never picked up to the speed limit, and, when I passed him and re-entered the lane, still going significantly faster than he was, decided to speed around me and cut me off. Psycho even changed lanes when I tried to get out from behind him after that.

I invented a special sign language for people like him.

The middle finger salute is crass and no longer effective when coping with the moronic level of some drivers here, so I chose the pinky finger as an alternative. It has its own humorous meaning.

For the men I give the pinky to, it means may their penis never swell to a greater size than my pinky. Some drivers well deserve this one, and I expect it will come to common use one day.

For women, the meaning is a little different. It means may you never encounter a penis that swells to greater than the size of my pinky. The women who deserve it might well be lesbians, though, but it would apply to appliances and accoutrements as well.

To that delightful man who's antics I mentioned in my blog today, I give you the pinky. Though he may never read my blog, a certain contentment arises knowing that I sent it out into the Universe for him.

demonicsexkitten 49F
10694 posts
6/25/2014 7:34 pm

 LOL I love it!! Especially as I'm too "lady" to use the middle finger ... I may, indeed, use the "pinkie" Especially as chances are nobody will know what it REALLY means, thus no possible crazy road-rage incidents.

I usually do the "Italian hand" thing. I don't even know how to describe it.


CynicusMaximus 52M
1844 posts
6/28/2014 6:17 am

 That was YOU?


rm_debluvz2fck replies on 6/28/2014 11:48 pm:
I know you live uptown. You weren't slumming in my area.

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