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HWN – Bling – Fail  

NudeDon69 54M  
257 posts
5/14/2015 6:56 pm
HWN – Bling – Fail
Bling, well it’s just not in my nature. I am not really into flashy things or accessories, except for maybe the tool section at the hardware stores, but hey, I’m a guy, it’s in my DNA.

So, it’s been a while since I have joined in the HWN fun, so I thought I would try to join in this week. Yea, I know, I’m a day late, because I worked a double shift yesterday, but better late than never.

As I am looking around my apartment for something that may be considered ‘bling’, I realized, I’m just a plain ol’ practical Joe. I ain’t got nuttin’ flashy, nor much, that is shiny. Then I noticed the rack for the toaster oven and a spoon; maybe I can make something work. Oh yea, I have aluminum foil too; yea, I make something work, something flashy. While getting the aluminum foil for this project, I noticed my reading glasses in the reflection; no problem, I have whole ‘bling’ thing covered.

Well, it went a lot better in my head then it did in real life. I guess I just ain’t got no bling.

Well since I have the spoon out already, I guess I’ll go make some soup for dinner. Now I need to figure out how to heat the soup without it falling through the rack. Wish me luck.



By the way, should I keep the foil on my hat? My co-worker tells me there are aliens reading my mind. On second thought, that should scare them away.
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JN63JPN 61F  
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5/23/2015 6:46 am

 Oh, definitely can't have aliens reading your mind . . .
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NudeDon69 54M  
1442 posts
5/15/2015 9:09 pm

 Thanks for all of your posts and comments; you can make the sunniest of my days, wet; from my tears of laughter and loss of bladder control.

I was hoping to have more bling for you, but bigger 'cheeks', does not always equate to bigger dimples. But I'm glad you enjoyed it none the less.
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NudeDon69 54M  
1442 posts
5/15/2015 8:49 pm

 Hankt you for drooping in and leeving a comet. It is a real leapsure for me to make athers smile.
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NudeDon69 54M  
1442 posts
5/15/2015 8:45 pm

 Thank you for commenting. It is nice to know others can enjoy the theater of my mind.
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honeysuckle9397 48F
9040 posts
5/15/2015 3:11 pm

 This made me giggle.
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superbjversion2 69F  
24388 posts
5/15/2015 2:20 pm

 Flashing those dimples is bling enough for me!
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missthee 58F  
4511 posts
5/15/2015 12:25 am

 LOL


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