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*** Penile Humor
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*** Penile Humor Two five year old boys are standing at the potty waiting to pee. One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!" "I've been circumcised." the other boy replied. "What's that mean?" asked the first boy. "It means they cut the skin off the end." "How old were you when it was cut off then?" "My mum said I was two days old." "Did it hurt?" "You bet it hurt. I couldn't walk for a year!"  ////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Two brothers enlisting in the<b> army </font></b>were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises. "How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers. "It's hereditary,sir!" the older one replied. "I see," said the doctor, "Your father is the reason for your elongated penises!" "No sir, our mother is!" the younger one replied. "Your mother? Don't be stupid, woman do not have penises!" "I know sir" replied the older brother, "but she only had one arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bath, she had to manage as best as she could!"  //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who was pretty and intelligent. When he persuaded her to disrobe in his hotel room, he found out that she had a superb body as well. Unfortunately, the executive found himself unable to perform. On his first night home, the executive walked from the shower into the bedroom to find his wife in a rumpled bath robe, her hair curled, her face creamed, munching candy loudly while she looked through a magazine. Then without warning, he felt the onset of a magnificent hard on. Looking down at this he snarled, "Why you ungrateful, mixed up, of a bitch. Now I know why they call you a prick!"  |
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I usually treat the penis seriously  . But those are cute jokes
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 I love the circumcision joke.  
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good jokes! it is what it is,no hanging weights on it to lengthen it
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Yes... that's the result of porn being the loudest voice in the room. Find pleasure in giving pleasure
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I usually treat the penis seriously . But those are cute jokesA yuppie walked into a doctors surgery and demanded the quack look at his dick. "Why, what's wrong with it?" the doc asked. "I'll show you." said the yuppie. He dropped his trousers. His dick was the size of a jellybean, and the doctor couldn't help laughing. "It's nothing to laugh at," replied the yuppie, "It's been swollen like that for the last three days!"
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A group of wives were sitting in a bar, discussing the pet names for their husband's cocks. "I call my ol' man's cock the Curtain," laughed the first wife, "Because it comes down at the end of each performance!" "I call my husband's dick the Basque Terrorist," added the second wife, "Because I never know whether it will attack at the front or the rear!" The third wife shrugged, "Myself, I call my husband's The Rumour!" "Why is that?" asked the other two. "Because it passes swiftly from mouth to mouth!"
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A guy walked into the doctor's surgery for an appointment. "Would you like to tell me your problem?" the pretty receptionist said, "I will need the information for the doctor." "It's rather embarrassing," the guy stammered, "You see, I have a very large and constant erection." "Well, the doctor is very busy today," said the receptionist, "but maybe I can squeeze you in!"
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I love the circumcision joke.
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good jokes! it is what it is,no hanging weights on it to lengthen it 
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Yes... that's the result of porn being the loudest voice in the room.
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Good jokes for today Pal. I think porn has a lot to do with the way we are thinking hugsssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Good ones Pal.. and as far as so much emphasis put on body parts, I kind of think there is because lord only knows there is much more to a person than just their physical attributes Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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No body shaming period. Great jokes Borntobeefree72?* Know what you want, ask for it! The pleasure is worth it.
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Forget the jokes --- I like that you managed to put "poke" and "penis" in the same sentence and did it with a straight face. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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[image] Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Good jokes for today Pal. I think porn has a lot to do with the way we are thinking hugsssssssss V  [image]
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Good ones Pal.. and as far as so much emphasis put on body parts, I kind of think there is because lord only knows there is much more to a person than just their physical attributes [image]
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I think that to much attention is given to the physical over the mental side of things. Great jokes etc.. [image]
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No body shaming period. Great jokes [image]
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Forget the jokes --- I like that you managed to put "poke" and "penis" in the same sentence and did it with a straight face. . Almost scholar like [image]
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funny dick jokes....I really did laugh out loud! “Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh Come and read my blog! Become a watcher! veryfunnycple64 
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