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Men are like  

LightMeUp4U 68M
70 posts
11/14/2016 1:03 pm
Men are like

Men are like ... Laxatives ... They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like ... Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like ... Vacations ... They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like ... Weather ... Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like ... Blenders ... You need One, but you’re not quite sure why.
Men are like ... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like ... Coffee ... The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep you up all night long.
Men are like ... Commercials ... You can’t believe a word they say.
Men are like ... Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
Men are like ... Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature.
Men are like ... Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like ... Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like ... Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like ... Parking Spots ... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Men are like ... Snowstorms ... You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.

Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
11/14/2016 2:44 pm

 These are hilarious.. thanks for making me laugh I needed this today..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


BabyGirlTay74 49F
507 posts
11/14/2016 8:36 pm

 Hehehe!
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kcclaire0923 68F
822 posts
11/15/2016 8:12 pm

 Very funny and so true!!!

Thanks or the laughs....


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