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Blogs > rm_clitlick4you > Ramblings of a mad man

I always lower the toilet seat...  

rm_clitlick4you 73M
1544 posts
7/22/2011 12:03 pm

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I always lower the toilet seat...

Mrs. Bob and I raised a blended family of four boys. We did this in a small, one bathroom house.

Five males, who shared a bathroom with one woman.

Mrs. Bob decided one day that we should get into the habit of raising the toilet seat to urinate, and then lowering it back down so that she was ready to go when she was "ready to go". This made little sense to me (or our sons).

"Since you're the only one that has to sit down EVERY time mom, why don't you just always lower the seat and then raise it when you're finished?" they would ask.

Made perfect sense to me.

Mrs. Bob on the other hand, had different ideas. Since this wasn't a hill worth dying on, I dutifully instructed the boys that the seat should ALWAYS be raised before going. After they were finished, the seat should ALWAYS be lowered.

Just like with puppies it took a while, be we were finally all trained to do as Mrs. Bob wanted.

Mrs. Bob was happy. Momma was happy. The house was happy.

It's been that way for 25 years now. I do have to admit, it's kept me from stumbling into the bathroom in the middle of the night and falling in. So all has been well, until this morning.

As I was rushing to head to work this morning, I stopped by the bathroom on the way out the door.

I leaned over to raise the toilet seat, and SPLASH.

My iPhone is out of my shirt pocket, and is now sitting at the bottom of the bowl. A perfect shot.

The good news is that I hadn't yet used the toilet, so fishing out the phone wasn't too gross.

The bad news is that the phone is toast.

Maybe it SHOULD have been a hill to die on.

Bob
Peace is my sister. wgf
And please...the name is Bob...not clit.
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rm_19harley86 74M
45446 posts
7/22/2011 1:11 pm

 Liquids and electronics don't mix.
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rm_clitlick4you 73M
3099 posts
7/22/2011 1:36 pm

 No, they sure don't do they Dennis? lol

Bob
Peace is my sister. wgf
And please...the name is Bob...not clit.
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TwiztedFantasies 62M/63F

7/22/2011 1:36 pm

 I gotta back Mrs Bob...nothing like a rude awakening at 2 am because someone forgot to lower the seat.
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silk_petal_rose 60F  
2363 posts
7/22/2011 1:38 pm

 hahaha. use a hair dryer and in a few days it will be as good as new... you had it better then in this house me with 3 boys/1man... the rule was at night even the males of the family had to sit to pee....as kids up untill about 10 yrs old the boys sat to pee too..... It's no biggie!!
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sugar4you1980 43F
5077 posts
7/22/2011 8:58 pm

 That is a total bummer!

I have yet to drown a cell phone ... knocks on wood.

The toilet seat debate has resulted in many a man sleeping in the doghouse. It is best to instill it in boys at a young age that the seat goes up to pee and down when you flush.
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w00f 49F
1087 posts
7/23/2011 5:24 pm

 sorry, but the image in my head just won't go away.


stardust81937 87M
8340 posts
7/25/2011 7:56 pm

 Ha, ha, I would hate to think of dropping my phone or especially my small Samsung camera into the outhouse we're now forced to use until I arrive at a steady supply of water to flush our toilet!

I think Leo Lapporte, the tech guy.com. has a few posts on his website about drying out electronics in a way they can still be used. The part I remember is that they must be thoroughly dry before attempting to use them.. Take the battery out immediately.. xxxxdavid


rm_geysergirl 59F
10799 posts
7/27/2011 3:34 am

 phones and water.. nope, not a happy mix.. fishing them out of toilet, not fun, but yes, at least it was unused..

it may work fine after giving it a day or two to dry out..
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rm_jgcforfun 61M
2224 posts
8/2/2011 6:58 pm

 Long time Bob. I've been busy. Hope all is well with you.

Those dog gone women. It's amazing what they get us to do even when it makes no sense what so ever. Lol.
Take care buddy. JC


japaneseass 56F  
50231 posts
8/11/2011 11:46 am

 did that to my iPod...and although it was only a second to fish out my pod out of hottub...the pod was gone...never came on...just passed away..that way...quietly...


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