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Blogs > rm_RI_Goddess > Rantings of a Goddess

What I Really Meant to Say Was.....  

rm_RI_Goddess 59F
382 posts
11/24/2007 8:41 am

Last Read:
12/16/2007 7:44 am
What I Really Meant to Say Was.....
One of my girlfriends sent this to me and I thought it was funny so had to share it with all of you.

Here are some common things that women often say to men and what we are really trying to tell you....

Can't we just be friends?
Translation: There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch mine.

I Just Need some space....
Translation: I just need some space without you in it.

Do I look fat in this dress?
Translation: We haven't had a fight in a while...

Can you help me with the housework?
Translation: If I keep whining long enough the fool will do it for me....

No, no pizza's fine with me.
Translation: Cheap bastard...

I just don't want a boyfriend now.
Translation: I just don't want you as a boyfriend now.

I don't know; what do you want to do?
Translation: I can't believe that you have nothing planned.

I like you but....
Translation: I don't like you.

You never listen.
Translation: Self explanatory. YOU NEVER LISTEN.

I'll be ready in a minute.
Translation: I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will.

Oh, no, I will pay for myself.
Translation: I am just being nice; there is no way I'm going dutch.

Oh Yes! Right there. That's the spot.
Translation: Well, not really. You obviously don't know the spot so let's just get it over with.

Size doesn't matter honey....
Translation: Unless of course I want an orgasm!

You are just too nice for me!
Translation: You are such a wimp, I could never be sexually attracted to you.

Oh, these flowers are beautiful.
Translation: Can I help you spell J-E-W-E-L-R-Y?

What did you do today?
Translation: You better have a damn good reason for not calling.

We should pick it out together.
Translation: I'll Choose.

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