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Blogs > rm_RI_Goddess > Rantings of a Goddess

Sex in Florida  

rm_RI_Goddess 59F
382 posts
8/31/2007 7:29 am

Last Read:
9/3/2007 12:41 pm
Sex in Florida
A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, goes to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?" The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and wishes them goodbye.

The next week however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch them again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, they have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"

The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house either. the Holiday Inn charges $98 and the Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50 and I get reimbursed $43 from Medicare.

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