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Questions That Have Confused Mankind!!!
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Questions That Have Confused Mankind!!!  Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out...' Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there...I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out of it's butt!' Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would ever eat? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? If Jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares. why is there a song about him? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when asking where the bathroom is? Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed, if they are going to look up there anyway? Why does Goofy stand erect, while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! What do you call male ballerinas? Can blind people see in their dreams? Do they dream? If Wilie E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests??  If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, then does morality come from morons? Isn't Disney World just a people trap, operated by a mouse? Why do the 'Alphabet Song' and 'Twinkle Twinkle' have the same tune? Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? Why do they call it an asteroid, when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?  Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad a you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can't wait to stick his head out of the window into the wind? Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive any faster? 
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3/26/2011 9:01 pm |
Questions worth pondering! LOL
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Questions worth pondering! LOL Thanx for reading..
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As always i smile when reading your blogs, hope your well xx
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3/27/2011 6:07 am |
Why do people who administer lethal injections insist on the needle being sanitized ?? regards
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Ponder ponde,thats enough pondering for now...LOL
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3/27/2011 5:25 pm |
I've got some better ones on my pc, but I'll have to dig them out + post them when I've got a bit more time...Hoping that others will add to the list as + when... Thanx for reading..One political saying and question we have in the states is - "If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Progress?" And, if I may get a little erotic. Why is it called a hand-job, when more than a hand is involved?
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3/27/2011 6:53 pm |
sassy you're amazing as usual and have to add one aswell have always wondered "is a hot chick cool or a cool chick hot"??
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lol, I love reading your blog. I always get a laugh. thank you for putting a smile on my face
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lol, I love reading your blog. I always get a laugh. thank you for putting a smile on my face
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As always i smile when reading your blogs, hope your well xx 
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Why do people who administer lethal injections insist on the needle being sanitized ?? regards
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sassy you're amazing as usual and have to add one aswell have always wondered "is a hot chick cool or a cool chick hot"?? As u see I stay out of it..I'm a peace keeper, but I have to admit that I was laughing so much that I threw my head back + hit the wall behind me...Got a sore lump to go with the dodgy leg now.... 
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we will get that coffee and bacon soon xx
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All good questions Cass, question 14 amused me 
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All good questions Cass, question 14 amused me
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we will get that coffee and bacon soon xx
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