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The Unexpected, the Unexplained, the Unexpostfactoed
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The Unexpected, the Unexplained, the Unexpostfactoed Got a call last night at 10 PM. Ex-coworker and platonic, female friend... On the road sounds in the background... 'Hey. What's up? Where you headed at this hour?' "Did you get any hang-up calls tonight?" 'No. Why do you ask?' "My husband got ahold of my phone and has your number in his phone. I thought he might have called you." 'No. Why would he call me? You okay?' "Not really. Can't talk. My oldest is in the car with me" 'Okay...Where you headed?' "To a friend's place. It isn't good." 'What's wrong? You okay?' "I'm okay. It's over. You might get a few hang-up calls from him in the next couple of days." 'Huh?' "I'll call you later." 'Yeah. Call me soon as you can.' "Bye" 'Bye. Call me soon, soon, soon." Number of calls: zero Number of questions: numerable I did send her a text message. Stoning commences now, please.... ( not the face or writing hand, please ) I will not have any more female friends. I will not have any more female friends. I will not have any more female friends. I will not have any more female friends.... Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde |
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6/30/2008 8:31 pm |
Wow. Platonic, too. At the least, you'd think it would be for drinking from the forbidden well, not just setting your lawn chair in the vicinity of the woods that contains the well. The Chinese and "interesting times" comes to mind. But right now, fuck the Chinese.
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Hey, Mr. Wolf. I was just thinking of that saying the other day. It's a Chinese blessing, isn't it? "May you live in interesting times." Well, I do. Screw that. And, yes, there was no other screwing involved. I will not have any more female friends. I will not have any more female friends. I will not have any more female friends. I will not have any more female friends... Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde
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You will not have any more girly female friends.  They is craazzy! 
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Yes. They are crazier than shit house rats. I will not have any more crazy, female friends. I will not have any more crazy, female friends. I will not have any more crazy, female friends.... Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde
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6/30/2008 8:58 pm |
You already see the problem. You needed to jump her, LOL!    
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Not all platonic friendship are that screwed up.. I can see you being a good friend that lends an ear and support. Dont give up on all female friendships just because one ended in a debacle for her. tender hugs...m.
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6/30/2008 9:05 pm |
You already see the problem. You needed to jump her, LOL!
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Princess HA I never even had a chance. Anyway, I'm the goto-guy. You know. Like a computer program: 10 ( rem: spinmedown ) goto the_other_guy M&M Girl sigh It kinda sucks being single and having the ear that gets bent and the shoulder that gets leaned on, but from that I do know that our being friends wasn't the cause of the debacle. Strampsk What? Take the good with the bad? That's not my style at all. Meh! Wispy It isn't worrying about her that makes me want to give up on female friendships. That's part of friendship. It's giving me the heads-up with no follow-up that makes me question the whole thing. Male / female friendships are always tricky without the added difficulty of jealousy / suspicion / insecurity from significant others adding to the complexity. So here I sit, wondering what is going on and concerned for her, and she can't or wont call me for some reason. Even though she thinks I'm involved in this enough to feel the need to warn me of the unknown. Does this make more sense? Peaches Being one of the good ones means nothing more than being one of the expendable ones. Nice guys piss people off cos it means they have to be nice in return. People don't like that - It's annoying. Rude and wrong, but right on the money. I have learned that women, as they get older, become more selective about the men they will be friends with, so I'm pretty sure the whole female friend situation should take care of itself in a few more years if I'm successful in continuing to be completely undesirable. Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde
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I think there's a balance that can be reached. You are a decent guy and that part can't and shouldn't change. But I also think it's ok to pull back a bit and evaluate when you aren't getting anything out of a friendship (no, not that kind of getting any, lol ). Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]
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7/1/2008 7:02 am |
Bitch? Where you been? I's been missing you something fierce. I thought you fell in love or some shit like that! Spin? You see where the problem lies, right? You walk yourself into that bent ear, leaned-on shoulder biz cos you're a "NICE GUY." I think you've got to either change to a bastard or accept that one day your princess will come and she won't have a husband. I'd go with the latter. The first won't stick. And you without female friends? Laughable! Big (platonic) smooch from me. I'm glad to see you back here.
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And she let her hubby have her phone, why? And that should even matter? Jeez, I have a shitload more male numbers in my cell than female and some of my male friends even call the house. Her mistake was trying to hide you from him at all. You shouldn't have any more stupid female friends. You shouldn't have any more stupid female friends. You shouldn't have any more stupid female friends. You shouldn't have any more stupid female friends. Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.
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listen closely... hear that? its the sound of me giggling (and possibly snorting a very unladylike snort) "I will not have any more crazy, female friends. I will not have any more crazy, female friends. I will not have any more crazy, female friends...." yeah ya will.
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Remember: The groups "women" and "crazy women" include the same people, so that's a useless distinction. But not all women have crazy husbands or boyfriends who do hang-up calls. Perhaps you could just stop being friends with women attached to immature, jealous pricks.
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Yes. They are crazier than shit house rats. I will not have any more crazy, female friends. I will not have any more crazy, female friends. I will not have any more crazy, female friends.... Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety. Other women cloy The appetites they feed, but she makes hungry Where most she satisfies. For vilest things Become themselves in her, that the holy priests Bless her when she is riggish. ~~ from Antony & Cleopatra
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. This might explain why Plato only liked young men. (Of course, he lived about 430 years before the first telephone. That was a telephone pole that's associated with Christ, right..? ) . . Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.  And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written! Lately... .
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7/6/2008 9:38 am |
. The Boss just wanted me to reassure you that not all bitches are bitches, anymore than one swallow a summer doesn't make. (However it does make for a more satisfying finish to receiving oral treats! ) *wags* .
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7/6/2008 7:54 pm |
I thought the worst and weirdest thing you could do in a car is crash into your local pizza parlor and then drive away in a panic less one passenger door panel. You know. Hypothetically. Of course, if I were to do that while SIMULTANEOUSLY having a strange, vague, melodramatic conversation with you via the miracle of cellular phone, I think we could have this thing nailed. I could even rent a kid to say disturbing things that you could hear in the background, falsetto and muffled like a dirty secret. "Mommy, where are we going?" *screeeeeeccchhh* "He's bleeding Mommy-y-y! Why --" *staticstaticstatic* " -- I can't -- he's not-no-not -- STOP you're HURTING me -- " *crying* *heavy breathing* "Is Spin going to be my new daddy?" *click* All jokes aside, hope you've had word on the weird front and are no longer being held in suspense. 
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She was driving with her kid so that rules out drinking and dialing. hmmmm. its a mystery.
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