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Funny from the past...
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Funny from the past... I wrote this a couple years ago. But thought I would share it here today, cuz, well, I wanna read something funny. !@#$#%#%$#% OMG! It hurt so bad! #@!#!%@!@# It happened yesterday, or was it the day before? I've never felt this kind of pain before. My mind is drained of a sense of time. It started early Monday evening, just as the sun was setting... The evening started out with enjoyable expectation. There was arousal and curiosity... Then things started to go horribly wrong, painfully wrong. But it didn't start out that way. The initial source of that searing pain was applied with laughter. In less than 15 minutes I was aware that I had made a terrible error in judgement... Don't ever, ever do this... unless you enjoy the feeling of pain that comes from fire. Don't ever put hair remover on your ball sack! And, if you insist on trying this macabre expirement at home... Never let it stay in contact with your skin longer than the instructions say you should. Even if you think 1 or 2 minutes will work better, It Will Not! We are talking about the same feeling as taking a lighter and using IT to burn the hair off! Don't believe me? Try it! But don't try it with a women you are aroused by. Becasuse although the pain of this is bad enough, when you have sex with her, and you will. You will have a new experience... Every time your balls hit her hot skin it will be like slamming your balls into the flame of an acetylene torch! Are you still reading? Jeez, you're sick! One curious side effect of this experience? It stayed hard for what seemed like an eternity. She may even accuse you of taking viagra. I doubt there are many who can endure this unbelievable pain. See, had I done this alone it would have been easy to just place a cool cloth over the area and lay there absolutely still. That was only like having scalding water poured on me. But, it was hard. So, we had to do what had to be done... the rest was the most intense pain I have ever felt. Hours later the pesky thing settled down and the cool sheet softly laying on top of it helped. So we went to sleep. AaaaaH! The sheet moving across that skin was like... I don't know... like dragging a red hot fork across the skin! Ok, so we agreed to stop moving. Damn! Why did I snuggle? When the heat of her bare ass touched it? It was incredibly painful. But the damn thing sprang back to life! So it began again. I mean, what's a guy to do? There is a hot wet pussy and a hard on... You have to, right? OMG! It hurt so bad! So uh, how was your Monday night? |
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