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When you're almost 102
When you're almost 102 when you're within a month of your 102nd birthday, you can pretty much do whatever the hell you want. You can go to lunch with your great great grand and come back to the home with your stockings bunched down and proudly announce "I been drinkin'!" You can yell "where's the beef?!" Every time a cheeseburger in placed in front of you. You can tell someone they're "a damn fool", just because. You can threaten to bite the guy across the table. If you ask for a magic wand, someone will stop at Dollar Tree on her way to work and buy you one. You can tell the person who "doctored up" the baked beans that the beans "taste like hind end." You can demand waffles on French toast day. You can eat your dessert first. Every meal. You can tell a cancer survivor "your hair looks like it was mowed with a weedwhacker." You can do all of this, and much more, and everyone will love you for it, and a few of them will consider you a blessing. |
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Ha ha I do all those things now....sheesh why wait for 102
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you could probably get away with all that at 80
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Hello you can do that before 100
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I miss working with the elderly.
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