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Blogs > racyredlace > The Lingerie Drawer

When you're almost 102  

racyredlace 53F
502 posts
6/9/2016 5:44 pm
When you're almost 102

when you're within a month of your 102nd birthday, you can pretty much do whatever the hell you want.

You can go to lunch with your great great grand and come back to the home with your stockings bunched down and proudly announce "I been drinkin'!"

You can yell "where's the beef?!" Every time a cheeseburger in placed in front of you.

You can tell someone they're "a damn fool", just because.

You can threaten to bite the guy across the table.

If you ask for a magic wand, someone will stop at Dollar Tree on her way to work and buy you one.

You can tell the person who "doctored up" the baked beans that the beans "taste like hind end."

You can demand waffles on French toast day.

You can eat your dessert first. Every meal.

You can tell a cancer survivor "your hair looks like it was mowed with a weedwhacker."

You can do all of this, and much more, and everyone will love you for it, and a few of them will consider you a blessing.

peterlikesplay2 67M
461 posts
6/9/2016 5:59 pm

 Ha ha I do all those things now....sheesh why wait for 102


racyredlace replies on 6/9/2016 6:14 pm:
I do too, but it's less endearing coming from me.

wantpussy110 32M
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267 posts
6/9/2016 6:12 pm

 you could probably get away with all that at 80


racyredlace replies on 6/9/2016 6:15 pm:
Nope, we don't take crap from the under 100 crowd like we do from this gem.

riptorn1956 64M
2 posts
6/9/2016 6:12 pm

 Hello you can do that before 100


racyredlace replies on 6/9/2016 6:15 pm:
True, but to have that much spunk at that age is pretty cool.

justplayin16061 54F
74 posts
6/12/2016 5:34 pm

 I miss working with the elderly.


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