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A beaver says what?  

racyredlace 53F
502 posts
11/25/2014 7:33 pm
A beaver says what?
This afternoon at work, a few of us took a break together and a coworker was talking about animal bingo, a game she's played with her grandchildren, all of her grandchildren and she's "pretty fucking sick" of this game. She said everyone gets a card with pictures of animals on it, and everyone takes turns pushing some button that plays an animal noise. She explains "There's a cow and a pig and a and an elephant and a monkey and a beaver"..waaaaait a minute, I interrupt with "what the fuck noise does a beaver make?" Being the grandmotherly type, she ignores my question and continues her story. Another coworker and I make eye for an instant and immediately look at the floor and choke on our giggles. I said "you really want to make the beaver noise don't you?" Then the giggles erupted.

The beaver noise.....muff puff.......queef........vart.......you know.....a pussy fart.

The most embarrassing, and simultaneously hilarious thing that has ever happened during or after sex. To me personally anyway.

Well, ok, the disappearing butt plug was pretty damn funny, but we're on a different subject today.

Ladies, what do you do when your vajayjay cuts one? Giggle? Blush? Pretend it was the dog, not you? I suppose you could blame the dog, if it was a quiet dainty queef. But a big ol' VVVAAAAAARRRT? No one is buying that it was the dog.

Gentlemen, what's your reaction when your partner's pussy lips give you that round of applause? Are you amused? Grossed out? A little scared?

I seriously wonder about this shit.....I need a hobby.


ItalianBear4169 55M

11/26/2014 12:10 am

 That really made me giggle! I guess I nerver really thought about it as an applause per say but it never bothered me either. I always did wonder why some beavers barked while others didn't.


racyredlace replies on 12/2/2014 4:35 am:
Barking Beaver, sounds like an Indian name.

tallmilf16323 55F
7 posts
12/10/2014 4:01 am

 Anyone notice that some positions are more likely to cause a vart?


racyredlace replies on 12/10/2014 4:09 am:
oh yes.

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