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Blogs > hornyguyMN > Inside my head

Monday Funny  

hornyguyMN 43M
2355 posts
9/27/2010 8:14 pm
Monday Funny

Because I know we all love Mondays so much here is a joke for everyone. This is all in good fun don't take it personal.

The official Minnesota Temperature Conversion Chart (degrees in Fahrenheit)

60: People in New Jersey try to turn on the heat.
People in Minnesota plant their gardens

50: Californians shiver uncontrollably
People in Minnesota are sunbathing

40: Italian & English cars won't start
People in Minnesota drive with the windows down

30: Distilled water freezes
Lake Superiors water gets thicker

20: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves & wolly hats
People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt

15: Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat
People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold

0: People in Miami all die ...
People in Minnesota dare each other to lick the<b> flag pole.

</font></b>-20: Californians fly away to Mexico
People in Minnesota get out their winter coats

-50: Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic
Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door

-80: Mt. St. Helens freezes
People in Minnesota rent some videos

-100: Santa Claus abandons the north pole
Minnesota folk get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg

-297: Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products
Cows in Minnesota complain about farmers with cold hands

-460: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kalven scale)
People in Minnesota start saying "Cold 'nuff for ya!"

-500: Hell freezes over
The Vikings win the Superbowl

karswede 51F
4106 posts
9/28/2010 10:50 am

 You betcha!


hornyguyMN replies on 9/28/2010 11:27 am:
I just need to figure out where our two seasons fit into that scale. Because Minnesota's only two seasons are Winter and Road Construction.

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