10812 posts 7/29/2008 5:21 pm
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Welcome To
"Confessions Of A Trouser Clown....." |
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| | | I want to personaly Thank you for comming into my blog and No matter whom you choose to love. Be they Heterosexual, Homosexual, A-sexual, Bisexual, Trisexual, Quadrasexual, Pansexual, Transsexual, Omnisexual, Trans-gender, or that thing where that chick ties a belt around your neck and Tinkles on a Balloon!!! You are welcome here and I'd like to see you hang around, enjoy a good laugh.
So Say something nice, Say something mean,
Say something dirty, Say something clean,
Say something Kinky, Send me a winky  ,
Say something bad, but don't tell me anything sad,
Say it Loud, and Say it Proud.
We're all here for a good laugh,
I'll say things that make you think,
I have really good Hygiene,
So don't worry I'll never stink.
So Come on my pervs, Come on my Lovelies,
And I won't curse you with the Fuglies!!!
massageman00
See It's Not Pretty!
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7/29/2008 7:23 pm
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I so want to get you alone and fuck your brains out and go back for more.I want to ride you like a wild bull baby.....DAMN ....my inner voice snuck out again 
Massage_Man_00 replies on 7/29/2008 7:51 pm:
I love it when your inner voice speaks out loud.... So come on my Kinky Lil Minx and get you a good fuck and then another and another, and 5 more for the road
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3733 posts 7/29/2008 8:12 pm |
I'll gladly sign your guest book. How can I resist a request from you?
Oh, is this where I tell you I want to have you every way imaginable? And some you may never have imagined?? 
Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. 
Massage_Man_00 replies on 7/29/2008 8:37 pm:
| What are some of these ways that you think I've never thought of imagined? |
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7/29/2008 8:42 pm
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"...nice, mean, dirty, clean, Kinky!,;}}, baaadd, nothing sad, LOUD, PROUD..."
There, how's that?!?
Massage_Man_00 replies on 7/29/2008 8:45 pm:
Haha, you cheeky bastard, you found a loop hole  |
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7/30/2008 1:43 am
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I am so glad that you are not stinky because I plan on smelling and licking you all over.
snuggling makes me very happy
Massage_Man_00 replies on 7/30/2008 5:35 am:
Oh do you now???
The new play toy would love to know that, and watch |
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7/30/2008 7:38 am
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Sorry, just the literal engineer in me!!!
Massage_Man_00 replies on 7/30/2008 7:58 am:
| See and I thought it was the smartass in you, and that's why your comments are welcomed here You just had to be one of those people who lost all common sense, lol. Just kidding |
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33758 posts 8/1/2008 4:17 pm |
Squirting all over your guestbook !!!
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~ The New & Improved Cocksucker ~
 
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Massage_Man_00 replies on 8/1/2008 5:18 pm:
Oh baby, I love it when you squirt all over me. Please baby do it again for me
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4200 posts 8/2/2008 9:13 pm |
Can I start with all of the above mentioned...and add a few more of my own personal "stash of goodies" for good measure?? You are such a cutie...Im powerless to resist you...  MMMMMMMM...the imagination does run wild in this instance...smooches darlin!!
Come on over...let's play in my Castle! The hide and seek is awesome! RATEYOURSELF
Massage_Man_00 replies on 8/3/2008 11:15 am:
You are getting weaker and weaker... Now Purrrrr like a little kitten every time you hear a duck quack 
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4256 posts 8/4/2008 6:46 am |
finally made it .. across cyberspace ..
just so i could leave a couple of ..
& lotz of HUGS & KISSES ..
Massage_Man_00 replies on 8/4/2008 8:38 am:
I know the trip is long and hard, now just rest and I'll be sure to take care of you
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6975 posts 8/5/2008 7:12 pm |
A BIG hello from Hooksett, NH. Great blogs here.... Look forward to reading more! Have a "G-STRING" Day!
Have a safe and happy Halloween! 
 To Visit My Blog, please click here.
  
Massage_Man_00 replies on 8/5/2008 7:27 pm:
Glad to have you here Luvin, I know you'll love being one of my Lovelies here.
But when are we going to have a "G-String" day?
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17328 posts 8/6/2008 5:54 pm |
So Say something nice: I'll add some spice
Say something mean: Fucker come clean
Say something dirty: You're almost thirty
Say something clean: That's just mean
Say something Kinky: Let's have a Twinkie
Send me a winky: THAT would be Kinky
Say something bad: I'm fucking mad
but don't tell me anything sad: OK my lad
Say it Loud, and Say it Proud: I'll scream it to the crowd!
Massage_Man_00 replies on 8/6/2008 6:07 pm:
You're such the deviant lil Angel.
Thank you sweetie |
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59311 posts 8/7/2008 6:53 pm |
ohhh nooooooo! he cursed me with the fuglies! i'm melting! melting! aaaaaaahhhhhhhh! ok...sooo i'm an oddball today! wait! i'll fit right in! {=}
 ..just join me on my blog bustybettyboop and still looking for some hot,sexy,creative contestants for my next contest...come join us! need a blog mentor or want to be one? 
Massage_Man_00 replies on 8/7/2008 8:30 pm:
Awww baby, you're not an odd ball..... At least not around me
I'd never curse you with anything..... that is unless you never cough up that Number  lol |
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3 posts 8/21/2008 12:50 pm |
you got some pretty good stuff here
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18009 posts 8/22/2008 6:08 pm |
| Thanks, I'm glad you think so |
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Much Love, Respect and Great Adventures to Follow
Come Inside [blog massageman00]
Want a Bob? The Giveaway
Got a burning question? Ask Bob
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18009 posts 8/25/2008 11:07 pm |
Quoting spunky11961:
jeff from the shitty shores of a drearie lake erie, spunkin' your guest book
SPUNKY Thanks for dropping by bro  |
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Much Love, Respect and Great Adventures to Follow
Come Inside [blog massageman00]
Want a Bob? The Giveaway
Got a burning question? Ask Bob
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18009 posts 8/31/2008 2:38 pm |
| I'll do that thanks for the advice |
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Much Love, Respect and Great Adventures to Follow
Come Inside [blog massageman00]
Want a Bob? The Giveaway
Got a burning question? Ask Bob
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36204 posts 9/2/2008 2:20 pm |
If Love Is Not The Answer,
Then I Misunderstood The Question
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18009 posts 9/2/2008 2:24 pm |
Much Love, Respect and Great Adventures to Follow
Come Inside [blog massageman00]
Want a Bob? The Giveaway
Got a burning question? Ask Bob
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18009 posts 9/4/2008 2:26 pm |
I can't curse you with the fuglies, I want to get with you to badly
Then get to it and wash the dishes and Windows |
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Much Love, Respect and Great Adventures to Follow
Come Inside [blog massageman00]
Want a Bob? The Giveaway
Got a burning question? Ask Bob
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18009 posts 9/6/2008 8:54 am |
I was in the Lights of Blogland??? SWEET!!!!!
Thanks for coming by MJ, hopefully I can live up to your expectations
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Much Love, Respect and Great Adventures to Follow
Come Inside [blog massageman00]
Want a Bob? The Giveaway
Got a burning question? Ask Bob
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18009 posts 9/6/2008 2:28 pm |
You mean all this time that my Ugly face mugg shot or me playing the guitar didn't drag you in? Oh Well, I'm glad that "Bob" has brought you here, hopefully my whit will keep you here.
At least we know what reals you in |
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Much Love, Respect and Great Adventures to Follow
Come Inside [blog massageman00]
Want a Bob? The Giveaway
Got a burning question? Ask Bob
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18009 posts 9/9/2008 4:00 pm |
Hello my fellow Handsy
Glad to have you here |
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Much Love, Respect and Great Adventures to Follow
Come Inside [blog massageman00]
Want a Bob? The Giveaway
Got a burning question? Ask Bob
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18009 posts 9/9/2008 6:48 pm |
| Welcome Soy, guess we have to stick it to them for kicking us out of the contest, huh? |
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Much Love, Respect and Great Adventures to Follow
Come Inside [blog massageman00]
Want a Bob? The Giveaway
Got a burning question? Ask Bob
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18009 posts 9/10/2008 11:16 am |
Did you ever watch the movie "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry"? The late and Great Dan Ackryod had a line in the court room with all of that, and the one or two that I added.
I'm not sure what they are, but every time that scene makes me laugh so hard, I had to use it |
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Much Love, Respect and Great Adventures to Follow
Come Inside [blog massageman00]
Want a Bob? The Giveaway
Got a burning question? Ask Bob
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18009 posts 9/10/2008 4:15 pm |
| Sweet, my blog is a window to being educational |
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Much Love, Respect and Great Adventures to Follow
Come Inside [blog massageman00]
Want a Bob? The Giveaway
Got a burning question? Ask Bob
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9/24/2008 5:14 pm
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ok sweetie, I could have sworn I had signed this puppy once upon a time. But looking back I don't see it.....soooooooooooooo....Hello from middle of nowhere NY. Where the only thing to do that's any fun (and the best way to stay warm BTW) is have fuck fest. MMMMMMM..Fuckfest......damn, it's been to long. Ok, I'm digressing.....Yeah so Hi happyf;
PS I pimped ya today too. Hope it helps lol
Love and Hugs!
~LadyFaith~
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