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Daddy's Munny Winner...And A Bunch Of Gay Stuff  

AtomicArtist0 52M
3186 posts
6/11/2008 11:32 pm

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7/2/2008 8:24 pm
Daddy's Munny Winner...And A Bunch Of Gay Stuff
A winner to my Be My 5000th Commenter And You GetMunny contest has been determined…and just in the nick of time! I’ll be on vacation for a couple of weeks and I may or may not be posting or checking in online. When I return, I will do what I can to work on my lucky winner’s munny prize.

In the meantime keep your sex crazed, depraved little selves occupied with some old rehashed classics from the Atomic bargain basement. You newbies can discover works of mine you may have missed and you seasoned oldsters can reminisce over a gentler, more naive time when I cracked more jokes about you having an ass like a bag of wet clothes.

I like writing these rehashed posts…it’s like riding on the laurels of a half dozen or so really good posts with minimal effort…sort of like Adam West’s career. (Oh snap! No you didn’t! Girlfriend!) I can do a post like this while drunk and handcuffed naked to a dumpster (also an old overused joke of mine) but I don’t just throw a bunch unrelated stupid posts together like a Modest Mouse album. (Ziiiinng!!) I like themes! But what can I do for a theme here? What can I do? Oh yes! June happens to be Gay Pride Month. Just like Black History Month, I’ve honored our fruity friends by occasionally featuring them in my kick-in-the-nuts style of writing. So whether you’re an angry bull dyke, a dramatic drag queen, a frumpy fag hag, a big flaming homo, or if you just enjoy my twisted view of the world, you’re gonna love these tantalizing treats!

Oh Tranny
Fratboy Totally Wonders If Friend39s Mom Is Lipstick Lesbian Or The Mullet Kind
Why Do I Keep Meeting Gay Men At Gay Bars
Workplace Diversity Committee Creams Jeans Over AfricanAmerican Lesbian In Wheelchair
Gay Couple Uses Map On Dartboard To Determine Next Place To Live
My At 420 Fisher St, Apt 6 Is A Goddamned Insatiable Homo

So read on, dear friends, let me know you’ve been here and on the other posts and wish me well on my travels. If you got my seven digits don’t be afraid to give it a call to see how I’m doing. For the rest of you, I’ll be back quicker than Britney Spears’ stint in rehab. (Yowza!)
rm_mm0206 76F
7758 posts
6/12/2008 12:23 am

 Safe travels Baby........

...m.


AtomicArtist0 replies on 6/14/2008 7:56 am:
thank you dear

AmericanBaronin 59F   
12250 posts
6/12/2008 1:00 am

 I've already read all of them, and made the appropriately perving comments, ya lazy fucker. You better be getting fucked by an Irish redheaded tranny with his/her own Mexican donkey in the back of a sex shop with glory holes or something to make it worth your while, while you're away because IMNHO you're on these blogs to amuse me!


AtomicArtist0 replies on 6/14/2008 7:57 am:
check, check...and check. phew! got them all off the list. Does that mean you're now amused?

saddletrampsask 61F

6/12/2008 9:09 am

 Have fun baby..don't be afraid to travel north of the border sometime..


AtomicArtist0 replies on 6/14/2008 7:58 am:
I do travel up there sometimes. Just not up to Sasquach-uan

rm_1hotwahine 70F
21089 posts
6/12/2008 9:28 am

 You know, I've still never seen one of these things (the muny dolls) other than on your blog. I think you're actually the manufacturer, and this is an elaborate marketing scheme.
Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


AtomicArtist0 replies on 6/14/2008 8:01 am:
You should google these things...there are a lot of really innovative creations out there. And no...the manufacturer is roughly my age but far richer than me.

Ana_6973 50F
Ask me for a photo

6/12/2008 9:52 am

 Don't have too much fun on your little break from us....not like you keep us satisfied on a regular basis anyway!!! Geez.

I love that Wahine thinks you're pullng a marketing scam with the Munny! lol. I found some fun ones on Etsy the other day. I've even got my co-worker searching for them when she looks through flicker now! hehehe....see, you're even an indirectly corrupting influence!

I'll be sure to send dirty text messages whenever I get nailed while you're away.

Later!
{=}
~~"I can scream as loud as your last one, but I can't claim innocence."~~


AtomicArtist0 replies on 6/14/2008 8:03 am:
glad to be a bad influence...directly or indirectly. Still awaiting naughty texts...guess you didn't get any yet?

skyking412004 61M
5352 posts
6/12/2008 4:06 pm

 _____Who's Adam West. I know Adam 12 and James West{the white guy}. Adam west? Adam West...? Doesn't ring a bell.


AtomicArtist0 replies on 6/14/2008 8:06 am:
You of all people...don't know who Adam West is. geez! Actually I used the wrong example. Adam West is my idol and actually doing pretty well right now being the voice of himself on Family Guy.

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