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Favorite Sayings
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Favorite Sayings Hi all again, I know, know, I'm like a with a bone when it comes to this blogging thing. Like Flummie says, I'm a blogging mofo!! Todays challenge people is to give me your favorite quotes or sayings. I have tons, but here are a couple of my favs. "I'll let you taste the skin on the back of me hand" "If life gives you lemons, make lemonade." "Of all the delights offered in life, only 3 are worth pursuing; Singing your song, Boozing it up, and the third one rhymes with chewing. "Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, or fattening "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get." Send a few of your favs my way, If I get lots, I'll share my fav toast with y'all, Hard HATES my fav toast, It has to do with me in my nightie.......lol. |
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My favorite toast is Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for your asshole your belly would bust! Easy you are fun girl pleaser
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"If a woman can't please herself,,then she can't please a man!" "If ya don't like my door,,don't open it,,and if you don't like what you see in my window,,then stop looking!" "Your a pimple in the way of progress!" "Good friends are like stars,,you don't always see them, But you know they are always there!"
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My favorite toast used to be... "here's to the men we love. here's to the men who love us. since the men we love, don't love us, %#&$ the men, and here's to us!" Yup, its a good girls' night out toast.  Or at least it used to be when all my friends were single.2022... it HAS be better, right?!
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Great sayings and toasts, keep em coming!!!!
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If I say you have a beautiful body, will you hold it against me? If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all! They won't talk back to you, but if you ask they right question  they will answer you 
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LMAOOOOO VV, I love the first one, I use it now and then too lmao (this is easy BTW lol)
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Ok, I said if I got 10 responses to this blog, I would tell you my fav toast....4 Is close enough, lol. Here's to you in your jammies and me in my nightie If you should feel naughty and I should feel flighty Then why the pajamas and why the nightie When the moonlight flits across Easy's (or Buxom's, or Licks, or MsSoft's, or Suggies, or Mystic's, or VV's Or Caws's..well, you get the picture lol) Tits... My jesus myste all Critey!!!!!!
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5/25/2007 11:13 am |
I don't care to belong to ant social gathering that would accept me as a member. I bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork
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Wanta, hey sweetheart, good ones, so glad you could put in an appearance, I'm missin ya!!!!!
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6/6/2007 7:07 pm |
Recently Northern and I were heading out for an evening of "fun"  and as I am getting into the truck he says to me...... "Are you from Tenessee?....cause you are the only TEN I SEE!!"I know very lame but it did make me laugh.... and yes his brown nosing did get him some lol Easy you can be our blogging mofo anytime lol
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Awwwwwwwwww...Northern you know what your doing around the lady don't ya??? Ya big suckup lmao!!! We miss u guys, time for another visit...Past time!!!
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my favorite is "Do unto others as you like done to you"
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