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Blogs > rm_bella_ > Confessions Of An Italian

I Got The Funk  

rm_bella_ 54F
3313 posts
7/19/2007 5:29 pm
I Got The Funk
Last night I realized I was not so cool. I was blogging away minding my own business when I ran across Digs Blog. I encourage all to take a look atdigdug41

He posted an entry where he was using terms I wasn’t familiar with. Ok, so I don’t listen to hip hop because I can’t understand a word they are saying, but I thought I would be honest and ask what the difference was between 2 terms. Then I thought I would flex my muscles by letting Dig know I was urban to an extent and yes, Bella IS cool.

I thought that being the modern woman that I am I should learn some hip hop. For the last 16.5 hours I have been doing nothing but listening to Jayz, 50cent, Snoop and Elvis and I have learned much. Since I am on this site and blogging for educational purposes (as you all know and will never say otherwise) I thought tonight would be a lesson in the world of funky conversation. I will demonstrate common terms and then have a full Hip Hop conversation with myself.

Here we go:

Lesson 1:

B Cake - The new hip way of calling someone a bitch (Yo B Cakes why you gotta go throw my shoes on da sidewalk.)

B Danka Dank - usually refers to a large penis ( Oh my, you have quite a large b danka dank!)

N to the H - To shoot a person in the head with a nine millemeter handgun ( he does it one more time, n to the h baby!)

R U Trippin - inquiry into someones mental state

R Jizzle - a pimpin teenage working for a pizza place, gets all the ho’s and knows all the bro’s (Yo Dawg, that that R Jizzle gets mad play.)

Uzzar - meaning “it is?” (that’s Tony Braxton at the bar over there!” UZZAR??”

Lesson one is now complete of beginning basics of hip hop conversation. Now I will attempt to converse with myself being Bella….and my alter ego called Lulubell

Bella: “ Did you see that bizzle at the bar last night spilling everything, She had T Rex tits and kept falling over!”

Lulu bell: “Yo Yo Yo Yo Homie B, That’s whack because yesterday mine slammed down to double D after I dropped off a few T Nugs at the pool .”

Bella: Auuuiight dawg. T Dizzle is of da hizzle, he smack enough to make you D’s double again. Don’t you go sayin Wuz up with dat Homie!

Lulu: “W hibbely bibbely 2 stop da bad vibz , bcoz he iz nang ennit bruv, nuff love.”

Bella: “T dizzle made a beaver attempt on my basket full of fuzzy kittens.”

And there you have it, you have just completed your first lesson in Urban speech. Translation available upon request.

bella
Sorceror07 61M

7/19/2007 9:09 pm

 i have absolutely NO CLUE what you just said lol! ...guess i'm bad at languages hehe!
...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


digdug41 56M

7/19/2007 9:11 pm

 Bella darlin i dont know whatchu was drinkin but gimme a sip coz you's bout crazy gurl for real
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AtomicTwat 65M/57F

7/19/2007 10:43 pm

 I always get a kick out of Digdug... if you don't know the street lingo, his blogs can be difficult to understand. Nonetheless, his blogs are raw and they reflect a certain lifestyle that was once somewhat familiar to him.

Your dictionary... Still too much of a challenge for this girl. lol

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Mr_sweetness 54M
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7/20/2007 2:18 pm

 Wutz up Belladizzle how's ya izzle pizzle todizzle, manizzle drizzle is doing shizzle, jus going backizzle to workazizzle HA HA HA just doing a little snoop dogging and being goofy as always... this blog was cute... Hmmmmm any time i have free styled i have forgotten about these words Maybe next time i do a little free styling or some of my songs when i play my drums, i will add in some of your urban words.. well here is some of my urban words called a big HUGARONIE and loads of Kisses
Peace, cause there is to much violence and blood shed in the world!!

Love, cause there is to much hate in the world!!

Happiness, cause it feels good and life is to short to be mean and unhappy all the time!!


NickRules999 46M
9458 posts
7/20/2007 8:45 pm

 LOL!!!!! I can't keep up. LOL
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rm_bella_ 54F
4029 posts
7/20/2007 9:35 pm
    Quoting digdug41:
    Bella darlin i dont know whatchu was drinkin but gimme a sip coz you's bout crazy gurl for real
dig....I was drinking a lot of wine and I dont remember much after that. I know I produced most of this blog post....want sum home brew??


bulging_boy 56M
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7/20/2007 11:38 pm

 well hell I definately aint cool after reading that.

cheers m'dear


sexymermaid6956 70F
26383 posts
7/21/2007 8:47 am

 lol geat post bella...home girl
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