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Did you say Bitch?  

rm_bella_ 54F
3313 posts
7/16/2007 2:24 pm
Did you say Bitch?

Sometimes the one special person always there in your life is often neglected. For me it is because my one constant, my friend and my soul is a woman. It is my best friend D. I think sometimes I forget about her impact on my life because she is a woman. But she is always there for me through thick and thin. She supports me even during my most stupid of times telling me how things really are but never abandoning me. D. My secret love of sorts…she doesn’t know how much I appreciate her.

D. and I went to lunch today as neither of us were busy work wise. We do everything together and have ever since we were 10 years old. We go through men together, trauma and happiness. We eat together, and sometimes we even work together since my career change last year. Most of my vacations have been taken with D. by my side even to planning a trip to Las Vegas in the upcoming weeks.

She is wise and a little bit of a smart ass….until today. We were lunching on a patio in the sun and fresh air. We noticed this woman walking by our table. Now, she was skanky and I mean that in the kindest of ways. Just as she passed us D. whispered to me “look at that bitch.” Now, she was not just any ordinary bitch but D’s ex boyfriends new girlfriend. The woman heard what she had said, turned around and stood right in front of us. She rattled off a poem of sorts.

It goes a little something like this.

Please,
If I’m a bitch then you’re a bitch,
Your moms a bitch for having a bitch,
Your dad’s a bitch for fucking a bitch,
So who’s the bitch now….bitch?!

Whew, I couldn’t believe what I had just heard, never mind D. As the woman had just finished her last words I pulled out a pen from my purse and wrote this little phrase on my napkin.

D. was silent for a minute and then asked me what she had said. I gave her the napkin and bought her a drink. I am a friend in indeed. I just have to prepare for the phone call from her tonight. I will be there because I am not a bitch. Ha!

Words of wisdom.

With all my experience I have much to teach. Learn from me my friends….More wisdom to follow.

bella


Sorceror07 61M

7/16/2007 2:45 pm

and sometimes sotto voce' is more advised when speaking of the ex's current gf while still in earshot eh?

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


toothysmile 58M
16539 posts
7/16/2007 5:14 pm

~sigh~ kisses to both of you.


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
7/16/2007 5:43 pm

Females sure can be vicious. And they have long memories, too.

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0stranger 57M
705 posts
7/16/2007 7:20 pm

Ciao bella_


digdug41 56M

7/16/2007 7:44 pm

I'm surprised a fight didnt happen after that one coz those is definitely whip yo ass words right there

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danteszippo 59M

7/16/2007 10:24 pm

I take it this woman must get called a bitch quite often. Seriously, who has a "prepared" response on the tip of their tongue, ready and set to go like that?

ps- where can I get sunglasses like you and your pal are wearing in the pic?


bad_assed_witch 109F
33758 posts
7/17/2007 9:15 am

you're so right..guess i need to pay more attention to my loved one ..

~ The New & Improved Cocksucker ~


nakedarkangel 49F
5127 posts
7/17/2007 1:44 pm

    Quoting  :

AYE!
Would have done the same thing..yes, being bitchy yet not a bitch..mmuah!be beautiful always! kisses!

"Ne te quaesiveris extra."


rm_bella_ 54F
4029 posts
7/17/2007 6:58 pm

    Quoting digdug41:
    I'm surprised a fight didnt happen after that one coz those is definitely whip yo ass words right there
Dig...my ass is fine...it's D's ass that got a good whipping, she is still crying about it today!


rm_bella_ 54F
4029 posts
7/17/2007 6:58 pm

    Quoting Sorceror07:
    and sometimes sotto voce' is more advised when speaking of the ex's current gf while still in earshot eh?
Sotto voce is fine but silenzo would have been much better!


rm_bella_ 54F
4029 posts
7/17/2007 6:59 pm

    Quoting  :

Candy, so good to see you again!! Now I know how to find you!


Touch_N_Go11 55M

10/21/2011 10:05 am

I'm sorry your friend was upset, but that was an inspired comeback by "the bitch".
Sometimes you just have to float to 10,000 ft and enjoy the show.


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