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Did you say Bitch?
Did you say Bitch? Sometimes the one special person always there in your life is often neglected. For me it is because my one constant, my friend and my soul is a woman. It is my best friend D. I think sometimes I forget about her impact on my life because she is a woman. But she is always there for me through thick and thin. She supports me even during my most stupid of times telling me how things really are but never abandoning me. D. My secret love of sorts…she doesn’t know how much I appreciate her. D. and I went to lunch today as neither of us were busy work wise. We do everything together and have ever since we were 10 years old. We go through men together, trauma and happiness. We eat together, and sometimes we even work together since my career change last year. Most of my vacations have been taken with D. by my side even to planning a trip to Las Vegas in the upcoming weeks. She is wise and a little bit of a smart ass….until today. We were lunching on a patio in the sun and fresh air. We noticed this woman walking by our table. Now, she was skanky and I mean that in the kindest of ways. Just as she passed us D. whispered to me “look at that bitch.” Now, she was not just any ordinary bitch but D’s ex boyfriends new girlfriend. The woman heard what she had said, turned around and stood right in front of us. She rattled off a poem of sorts. It goes a little something like this. Please, If I’m a bitch then you’re a bitch, Your moms a bitch for having a bitch, Your dad’s a bitch for fucking a bitch, So who’s the bitch now….bitch?! Whew, I couldn’t believe what I had just heard, never mind D. As the woman had just finished her last words I pulled out a pen from my purse and wrote this little phrase on my napkin. D. was silent for a minute and then asked me what she had said. I gave her the napkin and bought her a drink. I am a friend in indeed. I just have to prepare for the phone call from her tonight. I will be there because I am not a bitch. Ha! Words of wisdom. With all my experience I have much to teach. Learn from me my friends….More wisdom to follow. bella |
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7/16/2007 2:45 pm |
and sometimes sotto voce' is more advised when speaking of the ex's current gf while still in earshot eh?
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Females sure can be vicious. And they have long memories, too. ^ . . ^ .( @ ) pigcancook
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Ciao bella_
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7/16/2007 7:44 pm |
I'm surprised a fight didnt happen after that one coz those is definitely whip yo ass words right there
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7/16/2007 10:24 pm |
I take it this woman must get called a bitch quite often. Seriously, who has a "prepared" response on the tip of their tongue, ready and set to go like that? ps- where can I get sunglasses like you and your pal are wearing in the pic?
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you're so right..guess i need to pay more attention to my loved one ..
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AYE! Would have done the same thing..yes, being bitchy yet not a bitch..mmuah!be beautiful always! kisses!
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I'm surprised a fight didnt happen after that one coz those is definitely whip yo ass words right there
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and sometimes sotto voce' is more advised when speaking of the ex's current gf while still in earshot eh?
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Candy, so good to see you again!! Now I know how to find you!
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10/21/2011 10:05 am |
I'm sorry your friend was upset, but that was an inspired comeback by "the bitch". Sometimes you just have to float to 10,000 ft and enjoy the show.
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