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Snot Nosed Sex
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Snot Nosed Sex Dear Diary, I know the title to this post sounds disgusting but at least it is honest. It seems as though my impending death due to my horrible cold (over exaggeration from a drama queen) was postponed this weekend due to unexpected events. I was to stay in bed and drink plenty of fluids and recover from my illness with the help of hot milk and whiskey which is virtually impossible when you have 2 Pomeranian Devils running around the house barking, whimpering and fighting 24 hours a day. So I did my best to take care of my germs in private as I look like a complete bag of crap with my nose running and my red eyes. Well, I did have sex. Snot nosed, runny, ugly disgusting sex. My partner had a cold as well and we went to it. I have a paranoia about cold sores and stuff so it was straight to the point, no lip contact in either direction....just sex. Do you want to know what happened? My nose cleared up, the red in my eyes is better and I feel new life has been pumped into me. Its been hours and hours and just now I am feeling sick again. Maybe more sex? Maybe my imagination? Maybe the whisky is making me loopy. Just what the doctor ordered? I think not! But considering I went to University and I could have been a doctor if I would have pursued my education longer, I am giving all some advice. Plain and simple....sex. I think its good for you. I think its good for me. Its even good for my little puppy brothers who hump each other constantly. Who am I to give advice against this ideal. Dr. Bella says get off the computer and have some sex! If your alone...well get your rocks off by yourself! Lets just do it! This message has been brought to you by a woman whos brain is made of marshmellows and ice cream (and part of her butt also) Love, Dr. Bella (md, mm (medical miracle)  |
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According to a tsudy by Manfred Schedlovska, a researcher from Zurich, hot passionate kisses and good sex is something cold germs fear the most. Phagocytes are cells that help the body rid itself of various ailments. Once they locate an alien body, they penetrate it and trigger self destruction. During sexual intercourse, the number of phagocytes often doubles after orgasm. This in turn enbales these cells to detect and destroy antibodies more quickly. He stated, "Not only does sex heal our organism, it also sustains its immune system." My advice - get a cold - Fuck yourself well!!!! And even it it doesn't work, you got a fuck out of it. Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature. Marilyn Monroe
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8/9/2009 9:41 pm |
Good advice Doc! I heard it helps the immune system and know from experience that it relieves stress and a few symptoms. 
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8/9/2009 10:13 pm |
isn't adrenaline and endorphines a wonderful thing? if they don't cure what ails you nothing will!  ...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!... 
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Alternative Health Prescriptions: If you feel down find a hot partner or cool vibrator set to please and pump it up for cool rapid breathing and hot slow fluid release. If you are feeling stuffed up, open your legs wide let the cock or vibrator slide, and let the good times ride. Are you eyes red, get to bed, take two good humps, enjoy the pumps, soon you should be feeling in the pink. It gets the red out. LOL  Pump, repeat. Hump, repeat. In and out, all about. You will feel better soon. No doubt. Dr. I.M. READY R.U./ M.D. ( remedy uptake / medicinal download )
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8/10/2009 12:35 am |
Sometimes a good shot of medicine does the trick
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2 shots of Bella, what the Dr. ordered
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You can never have to many Orgasms. The more sex you have the younger you feel. Dr. J says to have intense vaginal squirting orgasms that last several minutes til all that sweet juice comes out  You will feel great in no time. Sono professionale a ti fare Sburrare....Baci e LeccaMy place [blog JaybytheSea4]
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dam i need to go and have some ice cream know!!!! butter peacan!!!! heres to screwing one self silly   []   Seduce my mind and my body
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The physical activity itself could have done it. I think too much bedrest can often be bad thing. I'm a swimmer and when I've got a cold sometimes going a swimming a mile sometimes fully clears it from my system. But I'm sure the sexual enordphins porbably did a trick on it too. Endrophins are like the bodies own really good drugs with no side effects. Swimming also creates tons of them. ( plus mass horniness ) insert exploding bomb image here
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8/10/2009 7:15 pm |
hmm.....take two of these and call me in the morning....
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8/11/2009 12:27 pm |
omg, a new cure for colds...SEX...I think You may be in to something...I know SEX cures migraines...try it again Sweetie and see if the cold completely goes away TASTE LIFE IN ALL IT'S FLAVOUR
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According to a tsudy by Manfred Schedlovska, a researcher from Zurich, hot passionate kisses and good sex is something cold germs fear the most. Phagocytes are cells that help the body rid itself of various ailments. Once they locate an alien body, they penetrate it and trigger self destruction. During sexual intercourse, the number of phagocytes often doubles after orgasm. This in turn enbales these cells to detect and destroy antibodies more quickly. He stated, "Not only does sex heal our organism, it also sustains its immune system." My advice - get a cold - Fuck yourself well!!!! And even it it doesn't work, you got a fuck out of it.
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Well, I did have sex. Snot nosed, runny, ugly disgusting sex. My partner had a cold as well and we went to it. I have a paranoia about cold sores and stuff so it was straight to the point, no lip contact in either direction....just sex. Do you want to know what happened? Ummm....I got out a barf bag and hurled all over myself after reading that?? LOLMy nose cleared up, the red in my eyes is better and I feel new life has been pumped into me LITERALLY! *snork* I once had a face-down-pound-her-from-behind-mating-like-monkeys "Quickie" once with a low-grade fever. Apparently it was either that I get raging stone-hard erections as result of low-grade fevers, or I misunderstood and thought the saying goes "Starve a cold, feed a fever your rock hard young throbbing cock!" It's easy to get that mixed up, I guess lol Hope you get to feelin' better already dangit!! I need ALL of my blogger groupies...err...I mean FRIENDS!! [post 2040291] 
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Someone once told me this worked...I think its time to try it...thanks
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Alternative Health Prescriptions: If you feel down find a hot partner or cool vibrator set to please and pump it up for cool rapid breathing and hot slow fluid release. If you are feeling stuffed up, open your legs wide let the cock or vibrator slide, and let the good times ride. Are you eyes red, get to bed, take two good humps, enjoy the pumps, soon you should be feeling in the pink. It gets the red out. LOL Pump, repeat. Hump, repeat. In and out, all about. You will feel better soon. No doubt. Dr. I.M. READY R.U./ M.D. ( remedy uptake / medicinal download )
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dam i need to go and have some ice cream know!!!! butter peacan!!!! heres to screwing one self silly
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Hi, Noticed your pic on another blog....and it made me go  Glad you've overcome your impending doom....LOL Have to agree, that sex can be a cureall, for what ails ya. Summer colds are the worst! Take care and check out my blog , if you'd like. 'Tis easier to be intelligent and act dumb.......than it is to be dumb and try to act intelligent !!
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I hope you're feeling better soon. Come into my realm! You aren't afraid...are you?
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Hello princess, let me leave you in a few words to your maximum blog.Disfruta what you can and more so your voucher cielo.Eres very beautiful and has a body 10 ... mmmmm.Muchos which you can see on the blog and few you can quench your thirst, or write me gustaria conocerte  cuidate kisses and hugs. guapisima FURBY2405
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10/6/2009 2:25 am |
hate being sick not lic=ksthen
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Dr. Feelgood! Sex clears up your nose as the adrenaline is like epinephrine and that is an antihistamine... Sex is the answer, and I forgot the question...
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6/26/2010 11:26 am |
I have always used sex for headaches, and swear by it. Can't wait to get a cold now, and try it. I don't have a cold, so i guess i will just have to practice .
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you are georgous....
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7/19/2011 1:07 am |
Wish I cud be there with u in the bed.
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8/3/2011 12:15 pm |
tu et bien faite
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