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I Know I Smell
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I Know I Smell So I have to be honest. I have had a really bad day! I woke up this morning with my nose stuffed and my throat feeling as though I ate a bunch of rocks. First thought....shit, I have a cold! I get out of bed and my knee hurts from too much stairclimbing at the gym and my hip feels lousy also. Nothing a hot shower cant cure right? I am sorry to say I am falling apart. And this has been going on since I turned 40 in June. Now dont tell me its all in my head and my imagination because its not. I have evidence to prove this. 1st piece of crucial evidence. Ever since I turned 40 I have started to get these extremly long eyebrow hairs growing longer than my nose. Its true! Everday I am trimming and then I am noticing little grey ones too! 2nd piece of evidence. My face....my forehead near my hairline on the left side. Yup, you saw it....a wrinkle! My first wrinkle! I called the laser clinic and have an appointment for botox on the spot next Thursday....I dont want wrinkles! 3rd piece of evidence. My vanity. Weeks ago I had perfume and cosmetics on it. Now I have vicks vaporub and rub A535. I stink I know I do and yet the smell of peppermint is strangly erotic to me these days. Now how much more proof do I need? Do you want to smell my bedding? So picture it....long eyebrow hair that is turning grey, smelly from ointments, wrinkled and 40. I swear if I see that number again I am going to gag. From now on I am 39 and will remain there for the rest of time. A vow has been made....dont ask me my age...its 39 and holding! Okay....I need rest....need to blow my nose without my dogs stealing my kleenex, need to turn off the phone and get into bed to watch tv. Send me over some chicken soup and ice cream.....Helpppppp!!! bella  |
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Don't fret my dear, you have a body that any 20 year old would die to have. You'll be raking in the men for many more years. Aut viam inveniam aut faciam Tips for Guys to Meet Women  Things i miss most about relationships
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You are beautiful inside and out, and I can't imagine you being or feeling old... If you decide you're 29 or 19, I'll accept that number too!  The Forvalaka -- "Not strictly a vampire. This is the wereleopard, the man-leopard who walks on two legs by day and on four by night. ... Blood-drinking, liver-eating wereleopards. Ancient, darkness-wise, filled with a millennium of hatred and hunger. The stuff of nightmare all right."
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well i still think you are a complete hottie 
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Me2, I hit 40 and now I have a grey hair on each sideburn. I pull those 2 F'ers out every time I see them. Constantly trimming those eyebrow hairs. Someones feedin them Miracle-Gro. "Do you want to smell my bedding?" I'd rather where you thong as a face mask lol. I 'll spoon feed you some Nutella My place [blog JaybytheSea4]
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8/6/2009 10:00 pm |
Ageing is better than the alternative. I don't notice any wrinkles or grey hair in your pictures, because you have excellent curved distractions. Hugs  
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Parts of aging can be challenging. But as you have shared there are ways of managing it that we each choose for ourselves. I come from the point of view that when you look at your age it becomes a case of mind over matter if you don't mind, it does not matter. Especially if you keep your body fit and as healthy as you can. Also the cold will pass and if you must trim those long lashes and seek to loose the grey ones, know that if I saw you, I'd see the beauty of your eyes and seek to arouse the passion that lies behind them. Remove the wrinkles as you see fit, but know that most men will see the fine, firm, fit femme fatale body and soft sexy smooth skin that you show so well and that is where their focus will be. If 39 and holding is the age you mind wants to hold onto it will become the age of luscious loveliness that beams beautifully from your body each day. The smell of cold ointment can be covered up but your natural beauty will not be contained, you show it, and wear it very well. The chicken soup will help the cold and warm you up. Open wide. The ice cream will sooth your sore throat and cool you down. Let it slowly slip in and slide. The massage lotion will provide you with a different smell. Relaxing you head to your toes. ( Let me see if I can find some peppermint. If not will vanilla or strawberry do? ) Let me know how you like the way it flows. How do you want to smell when I finish my full body massage of you? Or would you prefer chocolate sauce, whipped cream, and cherries strategically placed for our passion fruit dessert? The pleasure you will feel will make you forget any hurt. Now, does the thought of all that help you feel better?
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8/6/2009 11:18 pm |
lol! at 40 i started counting backwards... now i'm 33 again  ...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!... 
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8/7/2009 12:12 am |
i have an excellent recipe...thick, hearty noodles, big chunks of shredded chicken, light peppery broth with carrots and celery....and some ice cream...but what flavor???
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8/7/2009 12:38 am |
glucosamine helps knee joints, check that out. If all women looked as hot as you do at your age, "39" I'd have no complaints.
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If you are falling apart, then I must already be dead, feel better soon...  
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8/7/2009 9:13 am |
Yeah - both my cousin and my sister are holding at 29. Think of it this way - it could be worse. I started going grey at age 20, and it started falling away soon after. Hope that your weekend sees things turning around for you... 
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lol your way to funny!!!! hey keep a loook out for ear hairs my friend make sure you get a bone density test...very very important my friend!!!   []   Seduce my mind and my body
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8/7/2009 2:21 pm |
WOW!! Now I know what I have always thought, lol!! You are a true natural beauty Bella. But you are insane as well!!! WOW!!! Do you think that your looks are all that men think about on here???? I will show you a bunch of gorgeous women, and their hubby's and show you a bunch of men tired of fucking the same woman! I will also show you men who truly love their women and are never tired of fucking them!! It has little to do with looks but the attitude and desire they share!! Sweetness, you are way to classy and gorgeous to be hung up on just your looks!!! You have a wonderful attitude that most men would love to be around and enjoy So be proud of that and enjoy who you are and that you are aging gracefully!! JC
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Women and fine wine... you fill in the rest. I'm 27 and am getting grey hair, be happy you are 40. At least I am not going bald is all I have to say.
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8/7/2009 5:33 pm |
hahaha...ooooppppssss sorry, I too have been 39 for awhile now...but there are awesome things about being my true age of 97....no more monthly cycles....a huge plus, yeah baby! TASTE LIFE IN ALL IT'S FLAVOUR
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I am about to turn 43 and I am loving my age. With my 40s has come a new confidence and inner peace. I hope you are feeling better soon. Please feel free to drop into my blog anytime to say hi.  Linda xxx
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LOL!!! Last year my uncle told me he was celebrating his 60th consecutive 39th birthday. you do the math. And yes, he has eyebrows and nose hair that you could braid!! On his next birthday he said he will start counting again because he thought he could get more wimmin if he told them he is 100. He's a dirty old fart. Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature. Marilyn Monroe
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40's seems to be the universal era where people really start to fall apart. I'm SO LUCKY to have all my hair and to not be going grey yet because I don't have one friend my own age anymore who can honestly say that. The onset of wrinkling is annoying too. I would never admit this but I sleep in a "face brace" which is made from on old spandex type piece of fabric and is very much like a ski mask. It assures that I don't look decrepit when I wake in the morning! It's my poor man's botox! On the upside I just got so I can swim nearly a mile again ( 1500 yds ) and have not been able to do this for over 10 years now so I've still got some degree of my old youth left! insert exploding bomb image here
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I have about 8 more years. But I think I'm getting old, too. My memory really sucks. I've always had a bad memory, but I think it's getting worse. Come into my realm! You aren't afraid...are you?
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Randy, thank you for being so kind. It is more than appreciated.
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What is a chunky monkey?
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1st piece of crucial evidence. Ever since I turned 40 I have started to get these extremly long eyebrow hairs growing longer than my nose. Its true! Everday I am trimming and then I am noticing little grey ones too! Ah, alas, the price for being Italian lolWhat? You dang well KNOW there's gotta be a "tradeoff" for a great olive skin tone that stands out a sky blue stringy bikini and that gentic disposition to fantabulous boobage!! Didn't look at the fine print now did you?? SHEESH!! It could be worse...you COULD have been born with Scottish or Irish in your blood stream, and had to deal with the magically regenerating "Rabbi's Beard" growing all over your nutsack and a mini one near your kneecaps roughly every three-six days or so!! Ewww...ish! Now how much more proof do I need? Do you want to smell my bedding? Ummm...... no. I'm a manwhore...but I ain't a freak!! So, Spumoni, double chocolate chunk, or all the above STAT?? [post 2037311]
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Me2, I hit 40 and now I have a grey hair on each sideburn. I pull those 2 F'ers out every time I see them. Constantly trimming those eyebrow hairs. Someones feedin them Miracle-Gro. "Do you want to smell my bedding?" I'd rather where you thong as a face mask lol. I 'll spoon feed you some Nutella
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Parts of aging can be challenging. But as you have shared there are ways of managing it that we each choose for ourselves. I come from the point of view that when you look at your age it becomes a case of mind over matter if you don't mind, it does not matter. Especially if you keep your body fit and as healthy as you can. Also the cold will pass and if you must trim those long lashes and seek to loose the grey ones, know that if I saw you, I'd see the beauty of your eyes and seek to arouse the passion that lies behind them. Remove the wrinkles as you see fit, but know that most men will see the fine, firm, fit femme fatale body and soft sexy smooth skin that you show so well and that is where their focus will be. If 39 and holding is the age you mind wants to hold onto it will become the age of luscious loveliness that beams beautifully from your body each day. The smell of cold ointment can be covered up but your natural beauty will not be contained, you show it, and wear it very well. The chicken soup will help the cold and warm you up. Open wide. The ice cream will sooth your sore throat and cool you down. Let it slowly slip in and slide. The massage lotion will provide you with a different smell. Relaxing you head to your toes. ( Let me see if I can find some peppermint. If not will vanilla or strawberry do? ) Let me know how you like the way it flows. How do you want to smell when I finish my full body massage of you? Or would you prefer chocolate sauce, whipped cream, and cherries strategically placed for our passion fruit dessert? The pleasure you will feel will make you forget any hurt. Now, does the thought of all that help you feel better?
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i have an excellent recipe...thick, hearty noodles, big chunks of shredded chicken, light peppery broth with carrots and celery....and some ice cream...but what flavor???
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