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Vaffanculo Blog Installment
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Vaffanculo Blog Installment So it is time for another installment of the Vaffanculo blog. As those who know me have figured out, every now and then I like to tell people off who deserve it. Although over the years I have gotten quite mouthy I still like to let go of the anger (in a theraputic sense) in my own way, no holds barred. So here it goes....another installment of the vaffanculo blog and please feel free to put in your 2 cents. Lets call it therapy for all. -Vaffanculo to neighbor who keeps spraying my washed car with his sprinkler. May your car get shit on by many birds in the near future. -Vaffanculo to my esthetician who ripped the skin off my pussycat when waxing me the other day. May you grow long hair on your large toes and not notice when wearing sandles. -Vaffanculo to the cop who gave me a parking ticket for being in front of the fire hydrant. May you not get an erection time go around with the wife. -Vaffanculo to my puppies for chewing up my Christian Dior sunglasses. No harm should come to my puppies...I love them too much! -Vaffanculo to the guy who fixed my rollerblades. A wheel fell off the other night at the park. May your bike tire roll off in the opposite direction you are biking. -Vaffanculo to the sales girl at the boutique who told me the bikini made my ass look big. May your ass get even bigger and drop down behind your knees. -Vaffanculo to my friend Nick who keeps calling me in the middle of the night just to talk. May your insomnia disappear so I can get some sleep and you can stop being obnoxious. -Vaffanculo to the guy in the apartments behind my place who keeps standing out on his balcony with binoculars everytime I am outside doing something in my shorts or bikini. May you fall off your balcony and remember the sound of my laugh. And certainly not least..... -Vaffanculo to the guy I met the other night. I was not interested and yet some friend I was with gave him my phone number. Stop calling me with the excuse you would like me to help you learn english. May you learn that North American women like me who shower and use deoderant. You smell like shit and your eyes are scarry....go away! And that concludes my vaffanculo blog. Feel free to tell someone off. bella_  |
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8/3/2009 1:24 pm |
very nice beautiful
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A real nasty prank you can play on some cars is to crack an egg or two into the air intake vents during a particularly warm stretch of weather. You can guess what that will be like for those riding in the car. I never did it myself but I've found that the fantasy of doing it usually suffices quite well as some temporary mental entertainment. Revenge is best left only done in the mind but not physically actualized. In the end the pranks you pull end up being on yourself. insert exploding bomb image here
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Don't you feel so much better
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8/3/2009 7:53 pm |
If you are getting plenty of rain why is he watering his lawn? Call David Suzuki on him. If a bikini is making your ass look big it must have pads in it. Just don't wear one.  
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8/3/2009 8:25 pm |
i never thought id actually want a woman to be pissed off at me...i think itd actually be hot to have you standin there, all pissed off and cursing in italian...damn. let me chew on your sunglasses  
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A Bellezza! Quando ti voglio bene  Qui sono alcuni dei miei reclami. -Vaffanculo to the chitroolo dentist that hit my nerve while drilling my tooth last week. May you be equally tortured by your own dentist someday  -Vaffanculo to those that try to pet my dog without asking me first. What if I was wasnt watching. May your leg be used as a tree for dogs to relieve themselves. -Vaffanculo to all the finocchio recruiters recieving my resume and tossing them on the pile like all the rest. I hope it takes you long to find your next job  -Vaffanculo to my nosy neighbors who secretly walk there dog at night without a Poop-A-scooper and let them crap on my property. May you slip on a big pile of Mastiff poop and land on top of it. -Vaffanculo to the racoons that pry open my garbage pales at night and spread the garbage everywhere. May you be caught in a trap and set free where there is no garbage. -Vaffanculo to the Fedx man who keeps leaving my packages out in the rain instead of under the overhang. Che Stronzo, I hope you forget your moonroof and windows open in a major thunderstorm. -Vaffanculo to the foreign lab technician who gave me a blood test and missed my vein and black n blued my whole forearm. May the same thing happen to you on your fat ass so it hurts every time you sit down. -Vaffanculo to the woman I recently met on here that said her body type was average and when we met she was shaped like a refridgerator with feet. May you continue eating foot long Subway sandwiches late at night and not lose a pound. -Lastly, Vaffanculo to the scimmia Obama Hussein for letting all the foriegners in so they can get everything for free and not have to speak english. May you be deported to a muslim country of which you are. Ciao for now Bellisima  til next time. My place [blog JaybytheSea4]
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8/4/2009 8:32 am |
Well... to be fair, you're really not supposed to be parking in front of fire hydrants in the first place - the cop was doing his job. You shouldn't be getting mad at him for reminding you to abide by the laws we've all agreed to.
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8/4/2009 12:11 pm |
YOU are adorable!!! TASTE LIFE IN ALL IT'S FLAVOUR
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That was fantastic! I never thought I would see a rant so beautifully done merely by chanting that magical phrase "Vaffanculo". Thank you for the laugh, the sexy pics of yourself & for giving me another reason to be proud to be an Italian  Here's goes mine, Vaffanculo to you worrying about your pics being to big in your posts. I know that was part of another blog, but I say keep then as is or even make them bigger cause you are a sexy woman!
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Theres alot of things that we are not supposed to do and we do them. Its normal to get pissed when you gat a ticket. Save the lectures for someone who cares My place [blog JaybytheSea4]
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Vaffanculo to the lady with the small dogs (rats on a rope) that walks by my house and lets her dogs pee on my mums. Vaffanculo to the "law abiding" citizens doing the speed limit in the fast lane, so named to ......right....GO FAST. Love your attitude Bella and I'm half Italian. Glad i checked out your blog, I'll be back...
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8/5/2009 1:34 am |
i love it! LOL!!! i can picture you making the appropriate obscene gesture as you write this lol! ...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!... 
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hey bella ,sure feels good to let it out doesnt it.some people just dont have a clue do they ? lol thanks for looking at my profile and sharing your blogs with me.hope your having a great wednesday. dmgs59
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8/6/2009 1:50 am |
Perhaps you have been far too harsh on the girl in the bikin shop.... judging by your previous photos I think your ass would still look perfect in anything. cheers, Lofty Recent post: [post 2369941]
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A real nasty prank you can play on some cars is to crack an egg or two into the air intake vents during a particularly warm stretch of weather. You can guess what that will be like for those riding in the car. I never did it myself but I've found that the fantasy of doing it usually suffices quite well as some temporary mental entertainment. Revenge is best left only done in the mind but not physically actualized. In the end the pranks you pull end up being on yourself.
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If you havent guessed by now my girlfriends suck....literally!
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i never thought id actually want a woman to be pissed off at me...i think itd actually be hot to have you standin there, all pissed off and cursing in italian...damn. let me chew on your sunglasses
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Although over the years I have gotten quite mouthy UNDOUBTLY True I'm sure , but only by using one's mouth over and over again can one learn how to develop...uhmm extremely "capable" lips Vaffanculo to the cop who gave me a parking ticket for being in front of the fire hydrant. May you not get an erection time go around with the wife. Aww, that's probably the first time EVER you've gotten in trouble for blocking someone's ability to SHOOT FORTH fluids at high pressure huh?  lolMay your ass get even bigger and drop down behind your knees I have a SNEAKING suspicion that would be the first time something of hers had dropped to its knees in a very looooong time!  Vaffanculo to that dude with the wimpy fun-sized beard (err or "Soul Patch) who keeps hanging around in my fav spot at my local coffee shop who is always "writing for show" on his laptop and coughing suggestively. I am never going to come and look over your shoulder until you magically metamorphize into a hot chick in a tight white top with really "alert" or cold nipples!! Wow, I feel betta already!! 
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I like men who look like men, I want to be prettier!
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A Bellezza! Quando ti voglio bene Qui sono alcuni dei miei reclami. -Vaffanculo to the chitroolo dentist that hit my nerve while drilling my tooth last week. May you be equally tortured by your own dentist someday -Vaffanculo to those that try to pet my dog without asking me first. What if I was wasnt watching. May your leg be used as a tree for dogs to relieve themselves. -Vaffanculo to all the finocchio recruiters recieving my resume and tossing them on the pile like all the rest. I hope it takes you long to find your next job -Vaffanculo to my nosy neighbors who secretly walk there dog at night without a Poop-A-scooper and let them crap on my property. May you slip on a big pile of Mastiff poop and land on top of it. -Vaffanculo to the racoons that pry open my garbage pales at night and spread the garbage everywhere. May you be caught in a trap and set free where there is no garbage. -Vaffanculo to the Fedx man who keeps leaving my packages out in the rain instead of under the overhang. Che Stronzo, I hope you forget your moonroof and windows open in a major thunderstorm. -Vaffanculo to the foreign lab technician who gave me a blood test and missed my vein and black n blued my whole forearm. May the same thing happen to you on your fat ass so it hurts every time you sit down. -Vaffanculo to the woman I recently met on here that said her body type was average and when we met she was shaped like a refridgerator with feet. May you continue eating foot long Subway sandwiches late at night and not lose a pound. -Lastly, Vaffanculo to the scimmia Obama Hussein for letting all the foriegners in so they can get everything for free and not have to speak english. May you be deported to a muslim country of which you are. Ciao for now Bellisima til next time.
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That was fantastic! I never thought I would see a rant so beautifully done merely by chanting that magical phrase "Vaffanculo". Thank you for the laugh, the sexy pics of yourself & for giving me another reason to be proud to be an Italian Here's goes mine, Vaffanculo to you worrying about your pics being to big in your posts. I know that was part of another blog, but I say keep then as is or even make them bigger cause you are a sexy woman!
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Vaffanculo to the lady with the small dogs (rats on a rope) that walks by my house and lets her dogs pee on my mums. Vaffanculo to the "law abiding" citizens doing the speed limit in the fast lane, so named to ......right....GO FAST. Love your attitude Bella and I'm half Italian. Glad i checked out your blog, I'll be back...
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 omg sending her my old glasses as she should clearly see you have a lovely ass   []   Seduce my mind and my body
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10/15/2009 3:26 pm |
Sorry but if you park in front of a fire hydrant, that is just bad karma. And are you really going to get mad at someone that tried to help you when he was fixed your Rollerblades? And the sales girl that told you what she thinks? Bella, you are a beautiful woman - but really, these three don't belong on your list. Check out blog whatsurpleasur. it won't hurt... much!
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7/19/2011 1:52 am |
Wait for me. i shall dive with u and then dive into u.
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