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T is for Tampon
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T is for Tampon So yesterday I made reference to a problem that I was having with my tampon and although my intention was not to post about such a disgusting thing I decided to do it anyways because I can...its my blog. So the story goes like this. I have always had a love affair and an affair of hate with tampons. The first time I used one I was about 21 and at work. I got my period and went to the public washrooms to buy a pad. They only had tampons. I went back to the little boutique I was working at and asked Leanne whom I worked with, and was a true to real former Las Vegas how to use the tampon. She had me go purchase another and she did a demo for me. Now it was my turn. I went to the washroom, lowered my panties and tried to insert the tampon. Well, I didnt insert it high enough and I could feel it partially dangling between my legs with the attached string. Uncomfortable it was and uncomfortable I stayed. Trying over and over again over the months I got the hang of it and have been using them ever since. Over the years I have had mishaps with my tampons. I have left them in after my period only to realize days later I smelt like something that has no word, to bending over in the bathroom and having my pull the string and POP! Out it comes! Sure I have gone on dates with a tampon in so sure I was not having sex to getting in bed with a man with no intention of vaginal sex and having him pull the string so he could get at me. But this weekend it all came to ahead with my mishaps. Yesterday morning I got my period. I inserted a tampon and all was well. I went to change it later on and the string came out and nothing else. So what is a girl to do? I tried to dig for it sure that my long nails would give me those extra few centemeters to reach it. No good. I called my friend over for advice. She even tried (Dayna and I are the best of friends and we would do anything for each other...even this) and she had no luck. Over to a doctor I went and he removed it after much embarrassment. So the remainder of the day I tugged on the string before inserting a new one to ensure all was well....Until this morning. Half asleep I put one in and what happened later on? String out and tampon in. I left work after much digging and went back to the doctor...the same damn doctor was there and I am sure he thought I was doing it on purpose so he could get inside me...but all the same he removed it. I threw my box of tampons away tonight as I believe they are faulty. I now have my bubba granny panties on with a pad. Those were the days. My mom giving me a pad with straps at the age of 9 when I first got my period and going to school with a clean one in a lunch bag. Even though all the older girls laughed at me I believe life was simpler. So what to do? Pads and granny panties or risking the dreaded tampon tomorrow? Ohh yeah, I can hear it now it my brain. "Ciao hot man! My name is Bella and I may look hot but do you want to see my big fat long pad with saftey wings and my nylon waist high underwear? Turn you on? Come and get me baby!"  |
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4/20/2009 3:22 pm |
As I think you are hot I wouldn't care about granny panties and a pad. Just wait until you are back to no gitch before seducing the guy. 
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"bending over in the bathroom and having my dog pull the string and POP! Out it comes!" Now that was funny ROTFLMAO Bella come stai, I'm glad to have found your blog. Chi Vediamo Ciao ~Jay My place [blog JaybytheSea4]
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instead feminine protection cup. although i have a heck of a time getting them out. there is no string you hook your finger on the lip of the cup and i wouldn't use them on a heavy day. but on a light day they are awesome and you can mess around with no interference...
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In no way whatsoever am I making light of the perils that the female of our species have to endure, but you have me almost peeing my pants at the thought of you even considering the granny panties...   
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Sorry for the dilema....hope all went in OK? Looking for fun or trouble can sometimes end up being the same thing.....
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4/20/2009 6:30 pm |
Okay...I must finish laughing before responding. Bella...you kill me and I LOVE your candor! "I called my friend over for advice. She even tried (Dayna and I are the best of friends and we would do anything for each other..." After reading that I have NO doubts about the truth of your statement. Now...you are sexy as hell and even have cute dimples over your butt...I have seen and 'envisioned' you in a lot of outfits but I just cannot picture you in 'granny panties'. My imagination just won't let me. Uh uh, no way. Sorry.  
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4/20/2009 7:44 pm |
i've lived through worse  ...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!... 
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LMAO yup been there Bella,and yes the doctor was smirking,the nurses said-hell gf-if thats all thats stuck in ya -minor details as they went on to say some of the things stuck in ppl that were never intended to be there as they were pissing them selves laughing ..lol
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I am so sorry I laughed so much I fell of the chair... Sooooo sorry....  I do think women are just brave, that's it! ...BoySixFoot... ----------------------------------------------------------- Simple truth: Who says the truth is simple? -----------------------------------------------------------
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4/20/2009 11:50 pm |
OMG!  granny panties still exist?  Ciao hot lady, I am confident it matters little to most men.   
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4/21/2009 1:58 am |
uncorking the magic...
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4/21/2009 2:24 pm |
Well..Im an Obstetrician Gynecologist and i have 2 tell u that using tampons can have serious consequences...u already forgot it several times and were lucky enough not to have complications but this can lead to what is known as toxic shock syndrome which may lead 2 death. Good Luck with whatever method u chose 2 use.
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4/21/2009 8:37 pm |
LOL --you had me rofl and remembering some stories of my own.
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4/22/2009 9:38 am |
It does sound like the box of tampons were faulty. I like the way you never hold back and just speak what's on your mind. Good post. Smile, it just might make someone's day!
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As I think you are hot I wouldn't care about granny panties and a pad. Just wait until you are back to no gitch before seducing the guy.
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"bending over in the bathroom and having my dog pull the string and POP! Out it comes!" Now that was funny ROTFLMAO Bella come stai, I'm glad to have found your blog. Chi Vediamo Ciao ~Jay
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instead feminine protection cup. although i have a heck of a time getting them out. there is no string you hook your finger on the lip of the cup and i wouldn't use them on a heavy day. but on a light day they are awesome and you can mess around with no interference...
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In no way whatsoever am I making light of the perils that the female of our species have to endure, but you have me almost peeing my pants at the thought of you even considering the granny panties...
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Arent they ugly? But I swear...everything has a purpose!
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Okay...I must finish laughing before responding. Bella...you kill me and I LOVE your candor! "I called my friend over for advice. She even tried (Dayna and I are the best of friends and we would do anything for each other..." After reading that I have NO doubts about the truth of your statement. Now...you are sexy as hell and even have cute dimples over your butt...I have seen and 'envisioned' you in a lot of outfits but I just cannot picture you in 'granny panties'. My imagination just won't let me. Uh uh, no way. Sorry.
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I am going to have to give that one a read!
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i've lived through worse
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LMAO yup been there Bella,and yes the doctor was smirking,the nurses said-hell gf-if thats all thats stuck in ya -minor details as they went on to say some of the things stuck in ppl that were never intended to be there as they were pissing them selves laughing ..lol
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Granny panties coming your way! Now that is a story I want to hear!
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She had me go purchase another and she did a demo for me. Yaknow, it's strange to think that you may have gotten to see for free what some poor lonely dude might've paid a couple hundred bucks or more to see....Tampon Fetish!!  Well, I didnt insert it high enough and I could feel it partially dangling between my legs with the attached string I too know what it's like to have things dangling between my legs...hmmm. so sure I was not having sex to getting in bed with a man with no intention of vaginal sex and having him pull the string so he could get at me. So it's kinda like working one of those inflatable raft thingies...cooooool except, instead of getting thingies that inflate to ginormous size, you just get Pussy. lol Dayna and I are the best of friends and we would do anything for each other...even this Inter-resssssTING! I'll pop some popcorn and pull up a seat in the corner while you two just..."nurture" and stuff LOL Is she your " helping buddy" in your private net pics? I left work after much digging and went back to the doctor...the same damn doctor was there and I am sure he thought I was doing it on purpose so he could get inside me...but all the same he removed it. Sounds like SOME lucky bastard really earned his pay today doesn't it In all seriousness, this is reason # 471-B "Why I'm Glad I wasn't Born a Woman" Fa-shizzle!
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