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In Search Of Man
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In Search Of Man I am happy today. I am happy because I purchased my brand new Jenn Air wall oven. Ohh, now it is sexy beyond belief. All stainless steel, convection and digital. It has a bunch of options that I will never use but it sure looks pretty! Now the hole in my tower is too small and I need to have a man make it larger to accomodate my pretty purchase. That is the next step. To find a guy who can make my hole larger and install the equipement. Ha! I had some fun with that! A girl can get quite excited about kitchen appliances. Now, I may not be the type of girl to use it daily but I still want to have one that is attractive, functional and the talk of the town for when the urge to bake strikes me. It is sort of like a man. I may not need him all the time but it's nice to know he is there. In all honesty it is too pretty to dirty up and I am just as happy looking at it but I do have some baking I would like to do. I have an awesome biscotti recipe, homemade pizza and foccacia and of course my fall off the bone ribs that I finish up in the oven. Now I just need to find someone who will eat my creations from my oven. I need a man as dependable as my oven, someone shiny and new as to mean not been around the block way to many times, impressive, functional, as hot as I punch in his temperature to be at the flash of my breast. Most men I have known are like microwave ovens, they heat up instantly and go off in 20 seconds. Enough said, I am becoming obnoxious tonight. It must have been the bit of vodka I had after work. Gotta go, I am behind on reading my favorite blogs and answering mail.  |
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I forgot the photo of my oven! [image]
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3/4/2009 7:14 pm |
Congratulations on your new oven. I can't see the oven pic as it isn't there or maybe not loading on my browser. I do love your outfit in the other pic! Appliance fetish? Maybe I should become an oven? I'll eat your creations, just need to get an Italian appetite. Ritalin has me eating less than I should.  
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Bella...dam i want to come to dinner  as just a g/f... food is the centre of my well beinglol a man to make you hole bigger   []   Seduce my mind and my body
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3/4/2009 7:19 pm |
LOL...some men compared to microwave oven...You kill me GF.... hugs TASTE LIFE IN ALL IT'S FLAVOUR
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3/4/2009 7:21 pm |
Hello Bella........You cook ....i knew that......the way to a tree's heart is through the trunk ( or man to stomach....) depending upon what part a person plays in the day.........is that oven wearing sunglasses?.............i don't see an ipod though...... you made me hungry my dear.......pizza....ribs.....what is next..... Making a point.....so i am a tree for a couple of days.......got gold for uno month.........phoned CityHookups.com up....i was thinking of getting this if things started happening on this site....but i think they knew that everything was screwed up and felt sorry....fixed the toilet.....helped a few good people out....feel good.... sounds like you are doing better.........that's great....i am going to have to change back to THE CAT.....trees are vegetarian......i love vegies but being a carnivore i need meat too..... I'll take an invite to try some italian home cooking any time!!!!!! have to get an ipod for the stove i guess...... RON...........fluttering leaves in the wind.....from...THE TREE..................
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3/4/2009 8:40 pm |
HI BELLA E-mail in bulk resent along with a summarized version....hope you get them..... I have to play this tree thing on the blog just a little while longer.....spring has sprung....my dear.... THE TREE.....................RON..............................
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Great to hear you are in a good mood. 
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3/4/2009 9:51 pm |
biscotti!!!! did you just say.... biscotti!! omf'ng!!!! that's my favorite breakfast food! instant human--just add coffee AND biscotti yeah, i'm real handy too, i can have that vent installed inside a half a day easy, for biscotti! ...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!... 
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3/5/2009 2:41 am |
haha, who needs a pic of the oven. that pic is hotter than any damn oven. I love the guy waking behind you, his companion is oblivious while he's popping a chubby looking at your hot ass. men are such pigs.
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3/5/2009 7:08 am |
It's always nice getting new things. I hope one day you get the new man you deserve. BTW, not every man is a microwave, some are toasters, just push the button and they pop up. Rikki
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3/5/2009 9:06 am |
i can show you how 2 cook im itilian....
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3/5/2009 9:25 am |
I love the oven, Bella, it had great racks.
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I wanna eat your creations!!! HERE I AM!!!! HERE I AM!!
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3/5/2009 11:21 am |
Hi Bella, The kitchen has always been one of my favorite rooms . Food can be a very powerful aphrodisiac .. don't you think ?? If you every want to trade recipes let me know . Enjoy your new oven. Have a spectacular day Bella, Micky
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3/5/2009 12:42 pm |
LOL very funny explanation! And I would love to come do that work for you beautiful.. II have no experience in doing such work, but when a lady needs some help, a man better come running. with a kiss and a flower. Stainless steel looks very nice in the kitchen. I"m trying to learn how cook good myself. I'd rather bake lol Yes, it must suck when u have a man that turns dumb in the sight of such pretty breasts. Mind sex is much hotter. I would never tell u what it is you need, but I would be willing to help u find out.
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When I got to the part about needing a man to make your hole bigger my eyes just kinda glazed over and the day dreams started I had a dream my life would be So different from this hell I'm living So different now from what it seemed Now life has killed the dream I dreamed    RAInBow
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3/5/2009 2:23 pm |
Enjoy your new over and I love the metaphor used in this post you are quite witty and a bit cynical all in one but thats what I dig aboutcha bellz you always put it down like no other My Mo can cook her ass off and she stays feeding me good...Gotta love these midwestern girls of the states roaming the cyber streets of blogland  
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if you make blueberry focaccia you can invite me over anytime!
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You have the best oven i've ever seen...wink wink
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3/6/2009 12:59 pm |
a feeling of gladness is flowing through me! yes, i appreciate thesae blog-spaces and how each of these fine folks chip in and keep them going.the wonderful newer oven you have , is definitely a pleasure to read about....johnslonger.in the u.s.a.
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4/5/2009 2:04 pm |
you really are amazing
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7/19/2011 10:49 am |
u r really sexy n gorgeous
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