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Call Me Baby
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Call Me Baby Last night wasn't the first night it has happened to me. Lately it seems to happen every night between 1am and 2am. Okay, so this is what is going on. I recorded an outgoing message on my cell phone answering machine quite a while back. It isn't your average message, it has that wacka wacka cha cha sound to it, it is sort of a sexy one....breathy, flirty...ok the word is sexy. Most times I get wrong numbers from men that seem to always call back leaving me their numbers and asking me to call them for a good time. The odd time I even have women leaving messages that I am a bitch and a slut and to get rid of my recording. Last night and every night this week my cell phone rings until answering machine picks up and I get the same guy leaving me his number to call him back. With all this motivation I still haven't changed my outgoing message. So here it goes...I am testing my current outgoing message on you. Now for me to ask you to log off and come back is stupid, so lets pretend you just came to visit me. Ring Ring Hi, this is bella. I don't know where I am right now but I know I am not by my blog. Maybe I am in the shower, maybe I am sleeping or maybe I am just getting laid. If you leave me a message I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Ciao baby..... Beep!  |
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2/20/2009 4:26 pm |
hello? is this the party to whom i'm speaking to?  i like my old one best: goodbye mr phelps, your phone will self destruct after the beep ...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!... 
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2/20/2009 4:27 pm |
Not bad Bella, but how about this. ' Hi, this is Bella. Sorry I can't come to the phone right now. My legs are still wobbly from the "Micky" I had last night '  . Kind of catchy..yes ?? Ciao Bella, Micky 
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Just tell em you are with me. I had a dream my life would be So different from this hell I'm living So different now from what it seemed Now life has killed the dream I dreamed    RAInBow
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2/20/2009 5:13 pm |
No problem with that message. Maybe the woman are jealous that you are getting laid and they aren't or its not them. 
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2/20/2009 5:51 pm |
I don't see a problem with it, either. My sister has one she picked up from an old Schwartzenneger movie... "The Running Man" ----- Hi, this is ---. I can't come to the phone right now, because I'm probably at some FABULOUS place, having a WONDERFUL time with GLORIOUS people. So... at the tone, control your jealousy and leave a message.
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 ...sounds good to me...why hate you....silly weman!!!!  []   Seduce my mind and my body
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BEEP!! Hello, this is Nick with Showtime Video. It's come to our attention about some overdue videos you have from us. Please call us back. The number is 801-###-####. Thank you. BEEP!! Yoposayo!! Me Soo Sing! Shrushee ma-sheen broke!! Need fix! You help? Hello? I call back! BEEP!! Just me being silly again. LOL Come into my realm! You aren't afraid...are you?
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"...right.
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Hi! It's Jewel here! Let's meet for drink and see if we can meet any hotties!! Call me!
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2/21/2009 1:35 am |
no idea what to make of this post.
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2/21/2009 4:38 am |
Hi Bella...i think your message sounds friendly and inviting....want to get rid of the rif raf, i would go..... hello ....you have reached the voice messaging service of bella...please note this message may be recorded, evaluated and used for police academy training purposes...for service in italian please press 1 on your touch tone telephone...for sevice in english please stay on the line...........trace completed.......please leave your message at the sound of "CIAO"...have a great day.... THE CAT..........RON.....................
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2/21/2009 10:42 am |
Nothing wrong with that message. Rikki
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2/21/2009 11:21 am |
...LOL....getting laid....some girls are just lucky....lol TASTE LIFE IN ALL IT'S FLAVOUR
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LOL!
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A little trite, but it's ok, you can do better
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ok, I would have fallen for that in a second!
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Not bad Bella, but how about this. ' Hi, this is Bella. Sorry I can't come to the phone right now. My legs are still wobbly from the "Micky" I had last night ' . Kind of catchy..yes ?? Ciao Bella, Micky
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No problem with that message. Maybe the woman are jealous that you are getting laid and they aren't or its not them.
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BEEP!! Hello, this is Nick with Showtime Video. It's come to our attention about some overdue videos you have from us. Please call us back. The number is 801-###-####. Thank you. BEEP!! Yoposayo!! Me Soo Sing! Shrushee ma-sheen broke!! Need fix! You help? Hello? I call back! BEEP!! Just me being silly again. LOL
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( * The machine picks up* ) GREAT NEWS BELLA!! You've just qualified for a FREE three day seminar about an EXCITING NEW real estate opportunity in LOVELY Siberia!! Certainly You remember OUR eye-catching ads on TV and in your email box that we mailed you 1000 times a day concerning our beautiful land deals in Costa Rica right?? Feel like you missed out on that one? Well...you did ...but NOW you can make up for it by checking out a 1000 acre plot (perfect for swimming pools, hot tubs,r condos, and...uhh....raising shitloads of goats) in LOVELY Siberia!! at just 150 an ACRE!! Wowee-ZOWEE!! We're practically giving land away out of our buttholes here!!  Get in on the ground floor for an opportunity of a LIFETIME!! Siberia....it's almost like the word Sexy.... ------------------ Not!! (Damn you get a lot of weird messages!! ) lol
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2/24/2009 8:25 am |
Hello, Ms. Bella. I have to admit that your message is still very sexxxy.....and it will probably attract more wrong numbers calling you back a second time.
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2/24/2009 6:10 pm |
But I'm not getting laid...boo hoo What happened with the fire fighter? I'd help if I was closer
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2/25/2009 12:30 am |
sounds good to me Bella Whats your number again? hahahhaha
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2/26/2009 1:26 am |
I found it pretty lame and shallow.Anyway, its just my view. I really think that women should show more integrity and class.....
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3/4/2009 8:59 am |
bella that message is fine sweety,dont worry about what other people think about you.by the way bella you are deffinatly beautiful.have a great day.....
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