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That's Right, I Have PMS
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That's Right, I Have PMS My regularily scheduled blog is postponed for a very important announcement. I am achey, I am bitchy and I have been crying a better part of the day. No, I am not blaming you. I am placing blame on that mystical creature that visits me every month that I like to lovingly call "The devil." I am going to break the myth today for all those that don't understand this process, this curse us women have to live with every few weeks. Picture it....you wake up in the morning and you feel like shit...more specifically, your breasts hurt, your thighs hurt, your back hurts and you have a raging headache. You get out of bed and realize the coffee maker didn't go on at the scheduled time and you start crying your eyes out. You wonder what is wrong with you but have no idea until you are driving to work and hear a sad song and start crying again. Then it hits you...Pms. You start getting munchy, then hungry, then all you want is chocolate and ice cream. The sound of other people talking wants to make you scream "Shut the hell up, I have PMS!!" The touch of a man against your breasts make you want to slap him across the face, spit and scream until you remember...I have PMS. We all know that once our period starts our symptoms subside so we continually go to the bathroom, wipe and check the toilet paper in order to get close to being put out of our misery....and what happens? Nothing...we wait and we wait, we bloat, we gain a few pounds, we cry, we eat and we wait some more. Need I say more? Today I have PMS, I am 3 pounds heavier, I feel like a beached whale, I have a box of chocolate and kleenex close by. It's going to be a bumpy night....I just have to remember not to make any meatballs for the next few days. Italian folklore tells me that if I try to make meatballs while on my period they wont stick together. So don't email me with meatball orders. Over the years the men in my life have had quite a time regarding my bad time of the month. I remember throwing a very hard cheese at one boyfriends head followed by an ashtray. I am sure there are many funny stories running around. But as for me, tonight I am going to keep my cool and rest. If I visit your blog and sound bitchy, just go along with it...you know my situation. Arrivederci Roma....better yet...arrivederci bella  |
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2/18/2009 4:22 pm |
Bella...you have been through the ringer today....read my first blog posting....quirky....you may get a chuckle or throw cheese at me...but that actually is my favorite food....i can't say i know how you feel cause i don't but i know some women get it a lot worse than others....take care of yourself......meow to you my dear..... The Cat........RON.........
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2/18/2009 4:27 pm |
Yes my ex-wife was like the Tasmanian Devil for a couple of days each month, it was the roller coast ride to hell and back again. But like they say what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Mix a hot blooded Italian lady with the curse, now that could be deadly. lol Love you girlfriend xoxo
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2/18/2009 4:34 pm |
Yes you have a god given right to be bitchy. God gave you pms. But I believe what you have is the more servere case of pms which is called in medical terms pdd.you should look it up and get help for it. When I was in my teens and 20's I landed in jail more than a couple of times. funny thing was Every time I was in jail I was on the rag. It took me years to figure out what was going on. My boyfriend thought I had multiple personalities I know I had 2 sets of ward robes.One was for a fat lady and one was when I suddenly went back down to normal size.take care and you can bitch to me anytime. photo itellfortunes]my ass!-your face!
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2/18/2009 5:04 pm |
All I can say is, take care of yourself, dear. Rikki
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Take it easy Bella and I look forward to reading your blogs. P.S. If you need chocolate and ice cream, I'll be waiting to hear from you. 
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2/18/2009 6:20 pm |
Bitch away Bella, I am glad I'm out of range of flying objects. I do like your comments on my blog bitchy or not. 
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2/19/2009 7:03 am |
Hi Bella, Wow... your blog brings back harsh memories for me. Each month when the starter wife would get a visit from her Aunt Flo, I would pack up the kids and we would enter into the Witness Protection Program. Also, we only kept cream cheese in the house ( Safety reasons )  Hope you feel better soon, Micky 
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"...time to refresh the redwings! 
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PMS huh?? Greeeeeeeaaaat!!  If you need me I'll be in the "Panic Room" with my samurai sword assuming the "Face Down/Ass Up" posture underneath what I hope is a sturdy Queen Anne table.... <---- Thanks God everyday that he doesn't have T and A's  move over wordy i am so under there with you!!!! not cause i am afraid cause i stole the chocolate and well you know how good chocolate is ...we can also bride Bella with them    []   Seduce my mind and my body
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At least you have an excuse. I feel that way sometimes and I cant blame it PMS Well ok anytime a man brushes against my breast I want to scream.. I had a dream my life would be So different from this hell I'm living So different now from what it seemed Now life has killed the dream I dreamed    RAInBow
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Bella...you have been through the ringer today....read my first blog posting....quirky....you may get a chuckle or throw cheese at me...but that actually is my favorite food....i can't say i know how you feel cause i don't but i know some women get it a lot worse than others....take care of yourself......meow to you my dear..... The Cat........RON.........
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Yes you have a god given right to be bitchy. God gave you pms. But I believe what you have is the more servere case of pms which is called in medical terms pdd.you should look it up and get help for it. When I was in my teens and 20's I landed in jail more than a couple of times. funny thing was Every time I was in jail I was on the rag. It took me years to figure out what was going on. My boyfriend thought I had multiple personalities I know I had 2 sets of ward robes.One was for a fat lady and one was when I suddenly went back down to normal size.take care and you can bitch to me anytime.
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The devil has subsided a touch today...at least I dont have fantasies of shooting my enemies today!
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Oh my friend, it seems as though you have been through a lot....you understand the symptoms to well....my condolenscensesssss
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My friend, and that day will be a dangerous one!
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Hi Bella, Wow... your blog brings back harsh memories for me. Each month when the starter wife would get a visit from her Aunt Flo, I would pack up the kids and we would enter into the Witness Protection Program. Also, we only kept cream cheese in the house ( Safety reasons ) Hope you feel better soon, Micky
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At least you have an excuse. I feel that way sometimes and I cant blame it PMS Well ok anytime a man brushes against my breast I want to scream..
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I think your little quote about mental health and killing might be an indication that men have pms??? Ciao my old friend! Took me awhile to know who you were but I finally got it! I had a dream my life would be So different from this hell I'm living So different now from what it seemed Now life has killed the dream I dreamed RAInBow
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2/19/2009 6:22 pm |
I feel for Ya' Bella....I am now full menopausal, yaaaay....don't miss any of it.... TASTE LIFE IN ALL IT'S FLAVOUR
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hola
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7/19/2011 11:14 am |
u r really sexy and gorgeous.
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