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I Should Have Just Fucked Him
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I Should Have Just Fucked Him So late last night I had a date if that's what you want to call it. I need not describe the man or the date or the conversation that took place for that matter. Backwards is all I have to say. This post is my attempt at sarcasm in case it was read and not understood. I want to be judged purely on the basis of my appearance. I love it that men might think me attractive, because, like, that’s all that matters to me. I feel validated if men want to fuck me: the more that do, the merrier. I think it’s great that how I look is more important than what I have achieved. I want to teach that to get ahead in life, all they need is cosmetic surgery. They have to fight gravity and age; otherwise no man will ever want them! I hope more women realise that if they’d only make themselves more attractive, then they would be more successful in their jobs. It’s all about being desired by men! Anyone that says it isn’t is an ugly feminist that needs a good fuck. I like denying myself pleasurable things because women should be martyrs. I ate a cake once, in secret, but I try not to be ‘naughty’: skipping pudding means I’ll be slimmer and more attractive to men! Anyway, who says obsession with one’s weight is boring? I always hold off from having sex on a date because not ‘giving in’ to men means I have ‘power’ over them. I insist men pay for me on dates because that makes me feel feminine. The fact I earn more than them is irrelevant. Men buy and women put out: that’s just the way it is. You can’t fight human nature! I think women should take responsibility for , by covering up more. Men, poor things, get worked up by seeing women’s bodies and it’s not their fault they then can’t control themselves. Testosterone is a very powerful thing! I always fake my orgasms because I want men to think they’re expert lovers. If Belle from Secret Diary of a can prep her vagina with lube to pretend to her customers that she’s sexually aroused, so should all women. I adore that when people say “sexy”, they mean “female”. It pleases me that the default position in how sex is marketed is always male and heterosexist, or female and bisexual. Because women never want to see pictures of naked men: all of us are happier just to look at other women, don’t you know?! I love it that porn is so focused on the male perspective, because as a woman I obviously have no interest in seeing it portrayed through a female gaze. I don’t need to masterbate because, like, I’m not a man. Also, my boyfriend might get jealous. I have no need for orgasms because cuddling is so much nicer and women don’t have the same sexual urges as men, anyway. Also, what’s an orgasm? I like accusing women of being “sex negative” if they reject the mass-market monopolisation of their sexuality as a financial commodity. I want to follow the advice in How To Make Love Like A Porn Star because my ambition is to be as sexually empowered as Jenna Jameson is. Also, I need to perfect my technique in faking orgasms. All women do. Hence the title....he was hot! I should have forgone the conversation and just fucked him. But you know what it's like when your brain is beyond disturbed and satisfaction becomes not giving satisfaction? Exactly! To my date...fuck you!  |
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Oh my God!! That is sooooo fucking funny! That is great!! Thank you for making me laugh so hard. You are great!
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1/18/2009 1:34 pm |
Oh dear... Sounds as bad as a recent "date" i had. Except i had the sociopathic feminist. It's an interesting experience trying to have a normal conversation with a heterosexual woman, who detests all men yet desires sex. It's odd trying to get aroused by a womyn who has substituted the word "man" in her vocabulary with "asshole". In breaking news, Scientists have found that the wealthier a man is, the more frequently his partner has orgasms “Women’s orgasm frequency increases with the income of their partner,” said Dr Thomas Pollet, the Newcastle University psychologist behind the research told the Sunday Times. If accurate, the study shows women are genetically programmed to be gold-diggers. Dr Pollet told the Times he believes the phenomenon is an “evolutionary adaptation” that drives women to select men on the basis of their perceived quality. While the female orgasm has no purpose in reproduction, it drives women to retain high-quality partners. So, at least my pathetic attempts at sex are due to evolution, and not me just plain sucking 
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Oh dear... Sounds as bad as a recent "date" i had. Except i had the sociopathic feminist. It's an interesting experience trying to have a normal conversation with a heterosexual woman, who detests all men yet desires sex. It's odd trying to get aroused by a womyn who has substituted the word "man" in her vocabulary with "asshole". In breaking news, Scientists have found that the wealthier a man is, the more frequently his partner has orgasms “Women’s orgasm frequency increases with the income of their partner,” said Dr Thomas Pollet, the Newcastle University psychologist behind the research told the Sunday Times. If accurate, the study shows women are genetically programmed to be gold-diggers. Dr Pollet told the Times he believes the phenomenon is an “evolutionary adaptation” that drives women to select men on the basis of their perceived quality. While the female orgasm has no purpose in reproduction, it drives women to retain high-quality partners. So, at least my pathetic attempts at sex are due to evolution, and not me just plain sucking
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So what time are you picking me up?
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 written so well as always honey,welcome back I'm a   and i'm here to stay
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1/18/2009 4:23 pm |
Is this study true? I think I may be the only woman who likes broke ass guys *lol* http://CityHookups.com.com
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I like the blog Bella.
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1/18/2009 9:41 pm |
With nipples like that I'd feed you stories too, that thong would look great crumpled on the floor by my bed side  roaming the cyber streets of blogland  
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1/18/2009 11:55 pm |
sarcasm is wasted on the stupid. Love this blog entry. All I have to add is that the most beautiful women I have dated are gone before they know it if there's nothing going on upstairs. (and there have been quite a few that are most likely still scratching "their pretty little" heads. ps- Can I be your photographer? We might not get much done but what the hell.  wow.
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bello...Bravo!!!!! i loved this post!!!!! you say it g/f...for all of us!!!!!!   []   Seduce my mind and my body
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1/19/2009 5:29 pm |
Bellz email me I need to tell ya something ok roaming the cyber streets of blogland
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Bellz email me I need to tell ya something ok
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1/19/2009 10:13 pm |
"But you know what it's like when your brain is beyond disturbed and satisfaction becomes not giving satisfaction?" I do know the feeling exactly. I was presented with a third person who was to join me and a woman who stalked me. I admit,the idea of a 3 way was exciting (moreso as the 3rd was a somewhat famous centerfold) but I turned them down. Nobody buys me, no matter how enticing it is.
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all women do? i don't think so. what you want is what you get!
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