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Directions To My Place
Directions To My Place Well, I spent the day at the beach and I can truly say my brain is fried from the heat and I am unable to go out. So I am home alone with Peach and Mango and my rum raisin ice cream...going to get my puppies drunk tonight. And of course CityHookups.com is always with me until I can't see anymore. I got a cute email last night...Directions to my place is actually to let you know which country those bastards( I dont know which bastards...I just say that as I dont like my place in the email).....this lets all women know which country "those bastards" have put us in. To those bastards I say.....screw you! In a nice way always. So here goes it....Geography of a Woman..... GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN: Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas. Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America , well-developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35 she is like India , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France - Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia , lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary. Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia , very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia , with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future. After 70, they become Afghanistan . Almost everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there. THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN: Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iran - ruled by a dick. I have to interrupt this post to say excuse me....I am still as hot as Africa! bella |
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7/26/2008 9:27 pm |
funny, i'd say im more like Cuba. ruled by a dick that won't die.
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I'm not into geography of a woman but I love to explore the terrain. Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature. Marilyn Monroe
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You are so HOT ALWYAS!! CIAO bells!!
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7/28/2008 2:13 am |
very good one!! I never seen it before Brian I know what I WANT - and what I am here FOR Fantasies keep me sane, hot sex brings me to life,,,, Looking for REAL encounters MY BLOGG come on by (brad109227) use brad109227
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Hey! I am nothing like Yugoslavia!! I am more like India.
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at least with this i'm ten years younger than i should be
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7/29/2008 1:59 am |
I feel like the good old U S of A!!
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<< still open to trade !
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7/29/2008 7:08 pm |
Outwardly you're a beautiful girl but in our exchanges I find you equally as beautiful inside too
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Bella hun you will never be old...good god gal just look at ya
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Hooray to Ms. Africa!
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10/21/2011 6:38 am |
I love it! Long live an upright and morally swollen Iran.
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Very funny
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