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Blogs > rm_bella_ > Confessions Of An Italian

Directions To My Place  

rm_bella_ 54F
3313 posts
7/26/2008 7:25 pm
Directions To My Place
Well, I spent the day at the beach and I can truly say my brain is fried from the heat and I am unable to go out. So I am home alone with Peach and Mango and my rum raisin ice cream...going to get my puppies drunk tonight. And of course CityHookups.com is always with me until I can't see anymore.

I got a cute email last night...Directions to my place is actually to let you know which country those bastards( I dont know which bastards...I just say that as I dont like my place in the email).....this lets all women know which country "those bastards" have put us in. To those bastards I say.....screw you! In a nice way always.

So here goes it....Geography of a Woman.....

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN:

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America , well-developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like India , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France - Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia , lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia , very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia , with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70, they become Afghanistan . Almost everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN:

Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iran - ruled by a dick.

I have to interrupt this post to say excuse me....I am still as hot as Africa!

bella
sexaholic_225 56M

7/26/2008 9:27 pm

 funny,
i'd say im more like Cuba.
ruled by a dick that won't die.


ammizibad69 70M
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2300 posts
7/26/2008 10:51 pm

 I'm not into geography of a woman but I love to explore the terrain.

Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.
Marilyn Monroe


cignolo 48M
1435 posts
7/27/2008 2:14 pm

 You are so HOT ALWYAS!!

CIAO bells!!


brad109227 55M

7/28/2008 2:13 am

 very good one!! I never seen it before

Brian
I know what I WANT - and what I am here FOR

Fantasies keep me sane, hot sex brings me to life,,,, Looking for REAL encounters

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winnipegjewel13 58F
7781 posts
7/28/2008 2:49 am

 Hey! I am nothing like Yugoslavia!!

I am more like India.


papyrina 58F
21123 posts
7/28/2008 12:58 pm

 at least with this i'm ten years younger than i should be

I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


KittyKitty073 51F
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7/29/2008 1:59 am

 I feel like the good old U S of A!!


bad_assed_witch 109F
33758 posts
7/29/2008 5:06 am

 << still open to trade !
~ The New & Improved Cocksucker ~


digdug41 56M

7/29/2008 7:08 pm

 Outwardly you're a beautiful girl but in our exchanges I find you equally as beautiful inside too
roaming the cyber streets of blogland


sexymermaid6956 70F
26383 posts
7/31/2008 11:46 am

 Bella hun you will never be old...good god gal just look at ya
[]

Seduce my mind and my body


rm_Sisyphos_a 52M
75 posts
8/21/2008 8:59 am

 Hooray to Ms. Africa!


Touch_N_Go11 55M

10/21/2011 6:38 am

 I love it! Long live an upright and morally swollen Iran.


LeonVienna79 44M
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474 posts
6/7/2013 7:46 am

 Very funny


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