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Will Sin For Shoes
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Will Sin For Shoes So it’s official...I have sinned in the worst way possible. I have done worse than covet thy neighbors wife....errrr husband...and well he wasn’t that great anyways. I have done worse than commit murder, it is more horrible than working on the Sabbath day. I have dishonored my mother and the church....ohh yes.....I have sinned. So I am minding my own business today with nothing more to do than nothing. As of late, due to illness I need to help out my mother quite a bit. We Italians have this thing about the dead. When someone dies we need to honor them under all circumstances and for this reason we say masses for everyone we once knew. Mothers, fathers, brothers, sisters, uncles, aunts, grandparents...yada yada yada.....yawn. So I am minding my own business and my mother gives me a list of names and dates and a pile of cash to go to the church rectory and book all these masses. Now these masses are for absolutely everyone I have ever heard of...those strange people with the fucked up names that they would give people in the little town in Italy. I count up the cash and it is substantial...hundreds of dollars. So I ask my mother how much the church charges for a mass. She says its based on but usually around $10. Now, I am no mathmatician but this is costing her way more than $10 a mass, more like 5x the amount. Now my mother has not had the best of lives or the easiest of breaks therefore by paying off the church I dont think she is going to get to heaven any easier. Therefore I made the decision to control the income of our church and her pocketbook and give the church only $10 a mass. So I have all this left over money in my pocket and feeling guilty. My had was shaking and I was perspiring as I gave the list and the cash to the secretary of the rectory. As I walked out I pulled out my cellphone to confess my sins.....mom just said to go by a pair of shoes and if I came to have an untimely death to remember that she told me so. This evening my puppies chewed up a DKNY shoe of mine. I had a power failure that screwed up some files on my desktop pc. I weighed myself and put on 3 pounds. I got a zit. I stubbed my toe.....but I have the money for a new pair of shoes.  |
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7/16/2008 2:19 am |
God could care less about our money. To God, we are like so many insects moving grains of sand we call currency. It's meaningless, why else would theiving, ruthless, coniving human scum be allowed to amass money if it was not meaningless in the grand scheme? I truly believe this to be true.
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7/16/2008 3:19 am |
The pathetic practice of selling masses to emotionally content old ladies is one of the most unspoken ethical questions of our time. Any time you can withhold money from any organization, the fucking church included, that charges people a fee for false piece of mind... you've done a good thing. Use the money to buy shoes then kick up your heals in defiance against the unethical church.
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7/16/2008 4:11 am |
You Naughty Girl! However! Naughty girls smile greatly and so warmly. I'm a Real sucker for nipples Originator of the Cock Salad
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7/16/2008 5:53 am |
never adull moment in bella's world thats for sure. roaming the cyber streets of blogland  
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7/16/2008 9:55 am |
no, shoes are ok. its in the bible, new testament......john 1 i think (2 and 3 were straight, but john 1, always seemed a little fruity if you know what i mean )
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7/17/2008 1:45 am |
Your pics are killing me. Bella, I love your hot body!!!!!
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Sounds similar to the Greek church,supposed to be free but back handers always accepted Its you feeling guilty not god lol,causing all this mayhem  I'm a   and i'm here to stay
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Hey Bella  Well, at least you just took your cut before giving it & didn't lie about the amount... "Ananias & Sapphira" come to mind. 
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 bella good for you!!! no novina's for you...new shoes hell i would have done the same   []   Seduce my mind and my body
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awww bella ! sorry to hear about the DKNY shoes...
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awwwwwwww Bella, dear...that's nothing compared to things I've done. You'll be fine....promise....from one good (former) Catholic boy to a good Catholic girl...
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If my lawyer did that he would lose his license . Read the story about Sapphira ...
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You've shown common sense, and in a way, I'm sure, your mum approves...
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