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Stop Sniffing!
Stop Sniffing! Ciao to everyone. Ok, I am not here to argue or anything like that but I have a pet peeve. Now I am a total and complete animal lover. If something follows me home I will take him in for dinner and in the past that didn't include just dogs. So back to my little rant. My friend came by to visit me tonight and brought his pretty dog. Now this was minding his own business until he saw me and ran up to me and wouldn't leave me alone nuzzling his nose in my crotch for more than an hour. Now I am not a shy girl and I can get a laugh out of anything but this doggy would not stop sniffing me and it was making me uncomfortable! Yes I shower, yes I always smell pretty but damn this was almost to the point of making snorkling sounds. I have pet hair on my crotch! I had to laugh and then did the sign of the cross when my friend left. No, this is not the first time it has happened to me. Yes as a matter of fact it has happened to me in public many, MANY times. Do I smell like milk bone? Do I smell like bacon? Do I remind them of a snausage? You know what? Who cares....just stop sniffing!! Thanks....by Bella_ |
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6/2/2008 8:23 pm |
That is a cute post.
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6/2/2008 8:37 pm |
Cant say I blame the mutt, I'd be tryin to lic..uh I mean sniff yer flower too
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A snausage? Is there something we don't know about you Bella?? (wink)
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6/2/2008 9:29 pm |
Thats funny!
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6/2/2008 9:57 pm |
Bella, You know dogs sense of smell is 1 million times more refined than humans. That dog didn't just know a good thing when it smelled it. It was in doggy heaven!
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6/2/2008 11:58 pm |
Damn that dog, I told him to bring you some roses or something nice if he was going to do that.
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mmmm to know if you smell like a milk bone or bacon or something else I had to taste you... what do you think? Have a nice day hun!!!
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The Taco Bell commercials are right. Men love the smell of bacon. Unfortunately for you, so do dogs. You may have to forget about the Summers Eve Bacon'N Eggs douche. Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature. Marilyn Monroe
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Maybe you smell so good that it couldn't get enough
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6/4/2008 8:14 pm |
Bella there isn't person on here that wouldn't want to stick there nose in your crotch.
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omg.....too much.....
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