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40deuce - married man without wife I'm not sure how it happened , but I found myself in a casual conversation with on of my co-workers - I must have gotten distracted . I mentioned my sister lives near Omaha and she said "I grew up on Omaha , do you and your wife go out that way a lot ?" I explained to her that I'm not married (and I'm basically a shut in so no , I don't go out that way a lot) and she looked somewhat dismayed . She told me that "everyone" in the office thinks I'm married ; which is a exaggeration surely , but still kind of weird . I was somewhat offended at first because obviously that's the reason why I'm not plowing all the office hotties , but when I thought about it more closely I can see why people might think that . I'm in horrible shape I dress like a slob I shuffle around with a kind of sad mopey demeanor I have no remaining hopes or dreams or aspirations I rarely have sexual intercourse I never have any plans for the weekend I randomly break down sobbing and fondle myself I show little to no hope for the future These are all signs of a married dude . Looking at it now I have no idea why someone WOULDN'T think I was married , ring or no ring . You know , its funny , I get tons of complains about my blog (WAY out of proportion to the # of people that read it) but its never about the stuff I think it will be (like hating on marriage) its usually for something weird . Speaking of which a fancy sophisticated lady took exception to my blog yesterday wherein I stated that most women are not turned on by being spanked . After a lively debate I conceded the point that neither one of us was really in any position to say what most women think about spanking one way or the other . A classy move on my part right ? Not good enough . She insisted that because she and "all her friends" like being spanked that meant that most other women did to . I pointed out that its was foolhardy to extrapolate anything from such a small and homogeneous sample size . After I explained to her what homogeneous meant she pressed on stating that all the women on CityHookups.com like being spanked . Besides not being true (probably - all the women except one maybe I've met on here were hankering for a spankering) that's still not a sample you can extrapolate from and expect meaningful result . "Why not ?" she demanded boobily . "Because all the women on CityHookups.com are<b> deviant </font></b>sex freaks" I replied , humorously . She didn't care for that . That was a hilarious joke of course , but the underlying premise is pretty much true . A random sample of women is going to give you more plausible results than a sample of women on CityHookups.com ; or any kind of "club" revolving around a specific interest . Plus people seem to have trouble with the word<b> deviant . </font></b>It doesn't mean bad right ? de·vi·ant (de've-ent) adj. Differing from the norm Most women are not on CityHookups.com so those that are are deviants . Its not a moral judgment (not literally anyway , improper usage is another matter of course) . Conversely since 99% of the men in the world are on CityHookups.com the few who aren't are deviants . Anyway , here's a picture of something [image] Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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You could but that's probably offensive to our Hindu friends Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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If a guy is fit and trim, is an immaculate dresser, has a real sense of style, is neat and orderly about everything, he must be gay. Right, Like Peter Griffin when he gets the gay gene. Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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Oh and those 72 virgins you get if you die a martyr in jihad, they're male Star Trek geeks, right Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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